It's another daydreaming that I became a world class athlete and everyone I grew up with was proud of me episode

>it's another daydreaming that I became a world class athlete and everyone I grew up with was proud of me episode

not this one again

>tfw you still imagine yourself winning the world cup for your club even thogh u have never played the sport profesionally, not eben with friends because you dont have any

I've watched so much football and even went as far as to '''study''' it, reading books and everything, that I have the delusion that I'd be a good playmaker, or coach.

To the point that I cannot watch football without feeling tortured by not being either thing. I still can try to be a coach, but as time passes I despise 'entertainment' more. On one side I'd love to be a coach and am obsessed with football, and on the other I hate football and wish to work in something actually 'useful'.

It's like a lame version of siddhartha

As times passes by you start seeing yourself as the coach

Move to Minnetonka and become asian.

Nobody respects a coach who's never played

Yes they do if you're not an entitled cunt.

No pro athletes are going to listen to a manager and take orders from someone who's never played at their level or at least semi

What do you know, the leaf chimed in to ruin the thread.

Just fucking ban these cunts, hiro.

If I had a coach that was some nerd I'd tell him to suck my ballsack and call my own plays on the field true story

In my dream I win them over in "To Sir, with Love" style

I like to imagine I'm a coach now too.

I go to some old high school program that's down on it's luck and turn it into a football powerhouse in 4 years

If you had someone to give a fuck for whatever you did you wouldn't want to kill yourself, nigger.

do you guys daydream that you get scouted by some European club?

What country and club?

>tfw you get a scholarship to play soccer for a D1 college
>tfw you break your leg in the 2nd to last game of the high school season
>tfw the recovery time is too long and your scholarship gets voided

Sometimes I feel like I could have made it, lads.

>that one day dream were you are a famous musician and on a talk show
>that one daydream when you are famous and all the girls that ddidnt like you when you were younger are on your dick and you fuck some of them and ignore some of them for laughs

Never too late be a professional athlete. You may not go pro in the sport you want but you can do it. Professional Bowling is a thing and anyone can bowl. Throw golf or disc golf in there too. If you any sort of athlete, you can pick up any of those quickly.

Not really. I'd want to play for my team only and antagonize foreign clubs. Be the loyal player that says no to europe, says no to money, sets the precedent, implements a mentality into the club, changes the club culture, makes youth important, makes youth players dream of playing for the club, long for a place on the squad and with justice, seize it. I dream of being a player, a coach or a president so that these things happen.
With that in place, everything can be achieved.

sounds nice user

sweet dreams

are you the same huebro who scored like a gazillion goals against Germany?

>I spend my Friday nights playing FIFA player career as "Salvadorinho" and simming the whole season until the Germany international game where I turn the difficutly down to amateur and net 7 goals
Pretty pathetic but also I feel for you, user.

Have no idea what you're talking about, bb.

some Brazilian who wrote a long posts about his daydreams where he becomes a football player.

lol, no. But I do dream of scoring 10-0 on germany as a coach. (and as a player as well but that's too autistic) That'd be the only reason why I'd be the NT coach.

But no, I'm not that guy.

I am exactly like this, only for US football. I played for a year and a half for a horrible high school team and was so bad I never recorded a single statistic. Yet I watch it and analyze like I'm a master strategist. It's sad. Eu sei que a sensação

brehs.....

Is Sup Forums me again? All I want is to make this little dirt ball of a country happy....

Is this /bundes/?

joined soccer sopmore year benched all year. Work hard then next year as a junior got a chance in the team scored and was finally earning my spot and playing really well. 3rd game of the season i break my foot and never been the same. Now senior year hardly play 10 mins a game and thinking about quitting the team. My only hope now is to do well for my local college.

>tfw have a isolation tank and I use it to have extremely vivid daydreams
>mfw in my alternate life I have a loving wife

irl im a depressed fattass loser

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Played in the Portuguese 2nd division

hardly though retired early due to injuries.

Please tell me more about this isolation tank. I'm interested.

do you rail a shit ton of ketamine before you go in the tank

you should rail a shit ton of ketamine before you go in the tank

He still fucking played.

AVB never played football. Nobody respected him.