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Get dubs to make hockey big in the UK

www.net.com.org.edu/hockey

Jekkets

>when you flush your shit the water makes the carolina logo

really makes me think

if your shit is that bloody you need to go to a doctor man

like soon

Livers won't pickle themselves, Gord.

wat

Depends. If your colon is bleeding it will be bloody. But if your stomach is bleeding the blood will look more like coffee grounds. It will be black by the time reaches the water.

What if after a major bender my shit is liquid and very yellow? Am I just shitting out bile and the small amount of foodstuffs I kept down?

Close enough

It means you're pooping pee
Better get on WebMD pronto

>Depends. If your colon is bleeding it will be bloody. But if your stomach is bleeding the blood will look more like coffee grounds. It will be black by the time reaches the water.

I don't see how this affects you having to seek medical care

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juicy saros is so good to bad he cant get any help from his team.

If I keep it up with Edmonton draft me 4th overall?

this tbqh

They've been bad since it became January. Missing the two guys who shoot the most.

I don't see how they couldn't

Wow, nice hockey related OP faggot

Nice pointless, whiny post, bitch

kill ya self retards

Why do you cucks allow such garbage OPs?

You are easily the worst general on this board by far

>fifa
>trb
>heem
The OP keeps the riff raff like yourself out. Also are you implying generals are good?
Now go worship some tripfaggot chode in NFL.

>mad
>at toilets

refer to
this bullshit is what culls the redditors. every other general is just alt right subreddits now

You post that delicious booty and I will, sugar tits

Who /posting from an actual game/ here

craig smith finally scored holy shit

Why aren't you paying attention to your date?

>because im autistic and have to multi task or i feel bored

Will teh Red WIngs retire number 13? and if they do, will they do it now or must Datsyuk first retire as a player and not jsut from the en ets el?

I'm supposed to have a date?

I'll retire when Scheifele retires. Maybe.

My reddit handle is MaitreyaBuddha420, BTW.

Mite b cool

So i just asked the girl next to me if she'd be my date and she just looked at me funny...

At least you tried

that's insanely weird unless you're really good looking

Im incredibly average desu like im not a basement dweller but im no chad either.

The Predators are a mess

It's OK, they just need to rebrand.

>rags

Same shit every year with Laviolette. This team falls asleep half the season. First year it was the second half of the season, last year and this year it's been the first.

troy stetcher was a MISTAKE

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The Leafs are in a playoff spot, having stolen Bombston's spot

Is samuel Asselin a bust he plays for the Shawinigan cataractes

>SHORTHANDED

FUCK YOURSELF MILLER LOL

FUCK YOURSELF DEFENSE

>Laffs in the playoffs
>Trump will be in office soon
>Laffs vs Cana-dix-tens tomorrow
>I'm feeling cosy

The world is as it should be right now.

Don't forget
>rags vs jackets

forgot to remember and to check 'em

can't wait until the laffs crash after the 50th game like every season

dumb retarded faggot

no playoffs for 12* years kek fuck yourself

I'll relish the moment while it lasts, and remain a fan. I like the team as they are now, and I know there are going to be continuous improvements.

>no playoffs for 12* years
Naw, they bombed against Bombston, remember?

>shampoo
???

except they're not riding PDO you dumb chink

Shortened season don't count.

>THIS IRRELEVANT RETARDED STAT SAYS THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOOD
>WHEN I ROLL THE DICE IT LANDED ON A 6 THIS MEANS THE LAFFS ARE GOOD LMAO

they need some star players aside from Saros and yes even Pekka. at first I thought Josi was getting underpaid but no the whole defense is worth what they're gettign paid and the whole offense is just a fuckign mess. I wouldn't be above trading Josi for a consistent goal scorer because asides Neal there isn't any consistencies

>smelliot

>Eriksson's goal song

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>this post

Weather app says high of 28 low of 32 tomorrow. Is this the end?

>$4 for a burger!? That's an unBEElievable deal!

Who the fuck is the commercial trying to fool?

In the US you can get this for 5 bux.

I can't believe that dick said I was 6'1. Never trust a lawyer.

Why are you so angry? Did a Chinaman take over your apartment?

My """"""""""sister""""""""" is here.

over under this tripcunt being 250 pounds

Over.

Honestly, that's acceptable.
-20 / -4f here tomorrow, not with the windchill either. Not looking forward to it.

And? Either way, it's pretty low quality food. Besides, the minimum wage alone is different, let alone the amount of decent paying skilled jobs here. Stop being poor.

>mfw the devils first period display

I think his point is that the high temp is lower than the low temp

^^^^^

Mexican food is for gays.

Oof, that's a powerful picture

mexican food produces generational talents

>implying Canada has better paying jobs than the US

Hell no.

It's mainly mental/coaching and not personnel. Stupid shit like just flat out not being ready for games until the second or third period like tonight. And they would be in a playoff spot if they weren't a complete disaster in OT (3 extra points if they could have won half of them including the games that went to SO).

Offense has been statistically 10-15 in the entire league most of the season. Defense has given up too many shots but the scoring chances haven't been lopsided most games so I don't see it as a huge issue. It's just that overall when they're on, they're on and everyone's feeling good and playing well and they get blowout wins but when they face the slightest amount of adversity they can't just get it done and lose by one or two goals.

They're a meme bad team rather than an actually bad one.

Debatable.

Use fewer words.

tl;dr It's Laviolette's fault but he just got an extension so he won't get fired

Oh fug, end dime doomorrow :DD

Just Taco Bell. Tex Mex is GOAT.
>Steak
>Mexican rice
>Grilled veggies

>moment of silence in Florida's game

why? what happened?

Agree to disagree.

>why? what happened?

They asked the crowd to name an NHL player from the western conference

I'm 6'2.48, BTW.

Shooting at Ft. Lauderdale Airport with 5 dead, at least.

lel

>2 goals tonight

Is the bust unbusting himself?

Is /ourguy/ back?

me on the left

Ehh... that's kinda weird.

Florida has murders every single day and white people shoot schools every single day.

If they did a moment of silence no one would talk at any American home game.

Murders over supposed property rights and gang violence is slightly different than unarmed civilians at an international airport.

If I'm ever forced to eat at a Taco Bell/KFC again, I'm going with the chicken. Sorry.

marner

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Can't deal with how the skin sticks so oddly to the crumbs. It's better than T.B., though. Only Taco Bell's twitter account is good.

Taylor Swift

elite on and off the ice

Might be more mega-paying jobs in the US.

But if you're the sort of person looking for that $50k-100k position. Canada.

The US is too far gone on the inequality lulz meter

Tkachuk will be better

Prove me wrong

Churches or the old white guy in a tux?