JEFF?!

JEFF?!

JEFF'S DOING A JOKE

JEFF'S DOING A JOKE

EVERYBODY QUIET 'COS JEFF'S DOING A JOKE

Are you Mark, Jez or Super Hans lads?

NO TURKEY!??!!!

the social anxiety and uptightness of Mark, with the work ethic of jeremy

Fuck off Sup Forums, this is my show and you fags will not ruin it.

Gerard

I don't know why Sup Forums heralds this show as the greatest Britcom. Yeah it's funny but Alan Partridge and The Office are the GOATs.

Well I like all manner of self-deprecation, but mark drives it home with his sociopathy. But to be honest I never watched the other two you mention, aside from the US version of the office.

You are in a similar position to Mark and Jeremy where they got trapped in the flat's nether zone, you badly need a piss because you drank a 2 liter bottle of Doctor Pepper, do you piss out the letter box or window? I'd go for the window personally

Who really was Mark's 'the one'?

bottom left by far. Beautiful, clearly had no self- respect, freak when it came to sex, interested in history, into older men
most of the later seasons of Peep Show were kind of meh but bringing her back was one of the best moves they made

>tfw you go shopping on Friday nights to avoid crowds just like Mark

What the hell did he see in Sophie? I've watched the entire series but I imagine it was more of a unrequited type of love thing but she was an absolute cunt right to the end.

>That episode where they visit her parents and drive off
>Sophie's autistic brother attempts to come with them
>FLOOR IT

is there literally anybody who would ever post on this website who is not unequivocally and without question a big fat mark?

I thought losing dobbie was the worst thing that could happen to him but seeing her in the last season he fucking avoided a bomb with that one.

I think dobby's complete change in personality was a result of her moving to america and falling into the hipster crowd.

had jeremy not ruined mark's plan to propose to her, who knows what might have happened

I'm superhans

Fuuuuuuck

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it was one of the few girls that gave him attention so he thought he couldn't do better

>his face when

truth

olivia coleman is sexy as fuck.

she looks even better in green wing.

>decide to watch Peep Show, I know I'm late
>watching the first episode
>Mark's "sensual Stalingrad" flirting
I don't think I can watch any more, I've heard the rest of the show has loads of moments like this and I'm one of those pussies who can't deal with second-hand embarrassment in TV and films.
I'll soldier on, wish me luck anons.

This show is the pinnacle of second-hand embarrassment

>can't deal with second-hand embarrassment
give up now.

I love watching Peep Show with people like you who can't handle the cringe.

I've watched a few episodes with my brother and a friend and they'd get so bad that they'd have to physically get up and sit somewhere else in the room, or even leave the room entirely. The look of actual pain on their faces was almost as entertaining as the show itself.

stop watching now then because its pure cringe comedy

Go watch the Wedding episode

That's fucking brilliant why did I never think about doing that before?

I do this.

never bothered by this, i don't know anyone who is either. me and my friends just think it's fucking hilarious. i genuinely don't get "second-hand embarrassment". it's just a tv show.

>forgetting that chick from his high school

Yep, that's me to a tee.
You know when some embarrassing memory invades your brain and you have to (often out loud) shout it out of your head?
That's what I'm feeling right now.
>they'd get so bad that they'd have to physically get up and sit somewhere else in the room
I just look away and mutter to myself, but I could just as easily get up and pace around not looking at the screen. It's fucking weird and I'm a pussy but I can't help it.

I love you dobby.

Mark Attitude but I look like super hans
What are you gonna do about it, call your boyfriend? FAGGOT

Wasn't there a plant in there?

If you were Mark would you have made a move?

god no

oh dobby, let me chew on your weird hair

>coal burner

The fucking twins

I probably wouldn't have called her a big, stupid posh head

Still not entirely sure why he did that

I would be too beta.

superhans is literally the best man in the whole show

rest are annoying retards

but mark's like a eunuch, he couldn't have made a move
the big question is, sophie(lady motherfucking frederick windsor) or rachel blanchard

>tfw you're like a modern day eunuch


Also, there's something really amazing about David Mitchell going berserk.

There are even parts in The Ambassadors where he goes on mad rants, and they're the best.

Dobby was the one but because of Jez, Mark lost his oportunity of getting married with Dobby.

This is all of us on Sup Forums, and if it isn't, you don't belong here. Possibly a few also have the drug intake of Super Hans but without the raw charisma.

getting their dick sucked by an alsatian dog

/who else/ thought Hans his name was super Superhands?

be honest

Need to rewatch Ambassadors. It felt like the each episode was just build up to Mitchell going completely off on one at the end.

Me when I first started watching...I figured he was like a DJ and that was his stage name...it makes sense...right?

god she must nearly always be the most beautiful woman in the room

Who you would prefer to suck?
Jeremy or Super Hans

Literally everyone that's not British I think.

what's funf in english?

>"in business, jeremy, you'll learn that everyone has their price"
>"and I judge yours to be...£530"

Johnson is a really underrated character. That episode when he breaks his sobriety, goddamn.

this guy is funny even in leftovers

>that weird feel when he was in The Beach

She could even be a part time model.

hm ay
But she proberly still need her normal job

why did she change so much in the later seasons?

>Johnson is a really underrated character
He's consistently heralded as the GOAT character whenever people talk about Peep Show, though.

Fat Suz or whatever the fuck her name was. That scene where she catches him watching porno, he completely dropped the ball.

>Oh well that's all ancient history now.

Never said it was bum rape, Mark.

>that part where he rings hans when he sees him in the van

I can handle this show everywhere else but this makes me squirm for some reason

The phone call where he asks Sophie out is the worst for me.

>And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... I like you.

She wasn't a cunt at all at first though.

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Yep this describes me to a T. But I have some of the degenerancy of Jez unfortunately.

SUZE, WHERE'S THE BIG SCISSORS
HAVE YOU MOVED THE BIG SCISSORS

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Super Hans after he did crack, other wise Mark.

>Sexually transmitted disease
>Sexually transmitted
>Sexually
>Sexy
>I'm feeling sexy

This is outrageous

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Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane.

what the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub?
jesus, I need a drink

>yfw water lego

>Jeff sings it in elevator
Did not get that at first

>going shopping
>ever, at all

Me too. People who say they "can't watch" shows like Peep Show or Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's just a fictional comedy show, get a grip.

Super Simon

Good old Vista. People give it bad press, but I'm never upgrading.

Tell you what, user, I had a great shag last night.

Yeah, with your mum!

There's a naan and half each.

fuck me, this is way funnier as a Sup Forums post.

Johnson is just too cool to sound this stupid.

I've got Heat on DVD at home

It's pretty much one of the main devices of Peep Show. People seem nice at first, but the more you get to know them, the shittier they appear to be. Andd more notably it's the same thing that happened with Sophie.

>You know when some embarrassing memory invades your brain and you have to (often out loud) shout it out of your head?

Man I get this constantly. Anytime I'm alone, in the shower, at work, just constantly. Your phrasing really nails it. Does this have a name? Can I do anything to stop it? Damn high school years cause me actual pain.

>he advocated for Darwinism in Gerard's funeral
was it supposed to be ironic

>Does this have a name?
Autism.

I have it too.

any torrents for this?

Fuck you, Sup Forums, you're making me rewatch Peep Show for approximately the 10th time, no hyperbole.

I'm sure there's some obscure Japanese word for it, but I have no idea.
It's gotten to the point that when I'm lying in my bed at night staring a hole through the ceiling, when one of those memories just arrives without notice I have to imagine the act of shooting myself in the head to get rid of it.
I've got it bad

Someone post Big Suz, I know you've got the photos you nerd.

Well, my life now is a 24/7 blow-job bonanza

>I have to imagine the act of shooting myself in the head to get rid of it.

Same guy you replied to, I get that too. If I get a really bad memory I find myself having to yell or curse at myself to get it to stop, then I feel worse. It's almost funny when people walk in on me doing it. Frustrates me because I know the people in the memories couldn't give a shit, so why do I?

On topic, peep show is great, one of the few shows that makes me laugh out loud. Would recommend Life and times of tim or Alan Partridge to anyone similar.