What is this type of haircut called?

What is this type of haircut called?

Male pattern baldness

The Buffalo Bill

your worst nightmare

the "dude wheres my hair"

Tossed drumsticks and scrambled marriages

mid-80s crisis

The I Don't Care Anymore

Hockeyfrilla

Just show your hairdresser that picture. Easier than coming up with the name

Underrated answer.

PHILLET

More like "I don't HAIR anymore"

The "my daughter is your waifu"

it's still a mullet even though he's balding

Sort of a proto-skullet, I'd say

the easy lover

because she's like no other

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP in the front, party in the back.

Isn't a skullet just a post-mullet?

Why is Phil Colins giving me anxiety?

A Groovy Kind of Love

These two people have answered OP's question. It's a post-mullet proto-skullet.

(of the hockey hair* variety)

*as opposed to the less-common and more formal Billy Ray Cyrus variant

I fuckin shaved my head the second my widow's peak grew out of hand
What the fuck is the point of having hair at all if you finna look like friar Tuck ?


That shit is seriously wack

if you have a low forehead, good eyebrows, and at least an okay chin, you can rock the widow's peak a la Phil Collins, Jude Law, or Wayne Rooney before he got implants

it's kind of a British thing

>Thinking that I look like Jude law even on a good day


What about the shiny bald spot on the back of the head?

>Gradually thinning hair
I'd rather be in control completely and go full Heisenberg

Cant kill the Phil