What's that one thing you envy about black people?

What's that one thing you envy about black people?

I'm really impressed by their athleticism, running speed and agility.

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Their big cocks

They're good at basketball.

it's mostly their massive black penises. I'm often filled with envy as I watch my gf being pumped and pounded. I don't think I'll ever have such prowess myself, but at least I can pay the bills while I watch on.

Also, this is the fantasy of 99 pecent of Sup Forums (at least the males who haven't transitioned yet and who have chosen against celibacy).

nothing

Their well-hung penises that makes you lick your lips

Their inability to feel guilt

I don't envy myself. I love myself.

Their ability to get something for nothing

swag, game, pussy dominating abilities

>What's that one thing you envy about black people?

They make good music sometimes.

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I wish I had their gibmedats

the fact that, as much as they whine about any and every external influence, they have never managed to get their shit together in any meaningful way wherever they congregate on this planet

to claim to be human and yet still pull off the above is impressive

Oh sir i am very jealous of their big pee pee penises hehe hahaha it makes me ashamed to be a white male most definitely

There's the response you were looking for.

The ability to commit any crime and still DINDU NUFFIN.

I mean could you imagine if White people could kill anyone and just say "I DINDU NUFFIN" and get 100% of the media backing them up?

Their height.

Every black man is atleast 6'2 which every girls loves, including me.

I envy the fact that dey need mo money fo dem programs. I wish I knew what it was like to be so poor and degenerate.

This.

There ability to make excuses, distort history, ignore statistics and cling on to the past just so they don't have to evolve as a whole and take responsibility for their current condition.

Weak b8 m8

>.23 shekels have been deposited into your account

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The fact that Americans give them whatever they want. Look at the BLM movement in universities. If whites did that, they'd be thrown out. Look at Trayvonn Martin and Mike Brown. Look at Obama, president just because he's black. You have to admire them. They're the stupidest fucks alive, and they've turned the worlds strongest nation into a load of snivelling cuckolds.

their ignorance and ability to act like animals and blame everyone else

I'm black. I like how our family "keeps it real" more often than whites. My mom made sure to just be straight with us and speak maturely instead of sugar-coating things for us when we were kids. Guess that's why they call the little lies parents tell to delude their kids "white lies."

I wish I could get into med school with a 3.5 gpa

They're only that way because of artificial selection by Europeans

The fact they haven't all been genocided yet from all the shit they've caused the world

Their ability to murder niggers without being called racist and Sage you gay ass post Cuck

They can get into Harvard/Yale/Stanford law with mediocre GPAs and subpar LSAT scores. Checking that "Underrepresented Minority" box really works wonders.

Did she show you how to rob a liquor store and how to claim welfare benefits?

This. Their continued existence shows that humans have gone against natural selection, to our own detriment obviously. Niggers are a failed prototype that should be extinct.

>I'm really impressed by their athleticism, running speed and agility.

lol come to the southeast United States, they are overwhelmingly obese and can barely waddle through Walmart(many actually ride scooters)

OH good, so she taught you to be a blunt crass dick instead of diplomatic. Sounds about right.

>athleticism
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States#Black_or_African_American
>The obesity rate for Black adults (over 30 BMI) in the US in 2010 was 36.9%.[23] For adult Black men, the rate of obesity was 31.6% in 2010.[24] For adult Black women, the rate of obesity was 41.2% in 2010.[24]
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their ability to get away with committing literally any act in the eyes of a great deal of people leading to said people viewing literally any reaction to what they do as being "tyrannical" and "oppressive"

Blacks never even adventured outside their continent before Arabs and Whites enslaved them en masse. Arabs, Turks, Persians and Mongols caused much more pain and destruction.

The legal immunity they get

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The only thing I envy is that they can get away with anything because of white guilt and the media covering up their crimes.

>hey're the stupidest fucks alive, and they've turned the worlds strongest nation into a load of snivelling cuckolds.
It's not like the Blacks themselves did, they're just useful idiots, a tool. It was the subversive cultural marxists who came from Germany during/after the war that did this.

And that people are convinced above fact that they have big dicks because somehow porn=reality

That's .67 shekels

>including me
Suggesting you're a girl then huh? ;)

Anyway, I'm a 190cm black guy from sthlm. Wanna chat?

Their lower iq. Ignorance is bliss and I would like to be more content with how the world is.

And was you a good boy who dindu nuffin?

You don't know what a bell curve represents.

SWEDEN YES.

I envy having your whole life paid for by the government

>tfw no coal burning european femboy sex slave
life is suffering

Normal distribution, dumbass

Don't worry m8, you could find lots of those in Sweden. Claim you're a refugee. They won't know

The way they stick together. If only whites would.

good at some sports, bbc and curved black girls

I hope so man, every time I see those liberal socialist effeminate soft european twinks on FB i look at the hole in my plastic boat and die a little on the inside

their ability to kuwaibia na ubakaji watu weupe

Liking watermelons

They taste like shit

they have them round jawlines I mean they're full of tesdtosterone but they mostly have them round jawlines...

their low IQs which cause them to be reckless and constantly make bastard kids, and go to jail.

Wow easy there you subhuman monkey fuck, I know you're a monkey subhuman but I didn't know your tastes were shit like you.

That they can rob a convenience store, and assault a police officer to become a martyr when you get shot.

Well, if you lust after feminine Euro boipucci, why don't you save up and buy a flight to Germany or Sweden? Probably don't actually pretend to be a refugee, you might get jumped by Slavs in the Balkans. It would be best to get a plane ticket.

You want to go to jail?

Guilt? They've been oppressed their whole lifes, why should they feel guilt?

Well I'm a Romanian / Turk mongrel so I get sent back for "being too white for Sweden"