Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

We out here

ITT NEETs

Claiming based cat waifu because I'm a degenerate~

Hi Rikka. Sorry about missing you last night

Practice DST.

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tfw no qt busty blonde gf

Like galko right?

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yes, but i'm better of course

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No no don't be sorry everything is alright!

How?

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GOAT

i thought it was obvious.

You forgot your still queer

Hey, that's pretty good

#NeverAgain

Of course not don't be silly.
Still rude I see

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I'm trying to be friendly here ._.

Who gave you a loli 1i???
Hello tomoko
With butterflies in her hair
Rem-rem

Anyone got Lalatina yet? I'd hope not.

She appears to be rude as well...
Not doing a very good job.
Hi Koume how are you?

it's a part of the personality
tfw no qt godess to love

Naw, we have a confirmed dogfucker who visits every so often. You're good.

Vampire-chan~

Aikawaa
sleep!

Koume
C-cute
>saved

I don't know
Those are easy to find, no worries!

Anonymous
Why alone?
Do you like being alone?

Image

I'm glad

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hello hello I love you all

Your waifu is the best, most loving, and pure hearted maiden in this thread.

And we love you, random citizen!

What else is in that personality?
Hi
Hi

hello hello I've never seen you around! how are you?
hello Tomoko

Because I'm a loser
no:
You don't love me

Dunno man, but I love degeneracy. Only ERP can make this thread even better.

I suppose Id better wake up at the time I need to start getting ready for work now.

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if you say so

Good morning love user.

Fine, thank you.

O-oh, my...

how was sleep? have you made anything fun at work recently? it's been so long since I last saw you!

I just got out of bed

I do

hello drunk user
sleepy snugs

about to make coffee. The chimney guy is coming today.

Mate there are quite a few drunk anons here, I'm personally getting my ass wasted on rum and coke.

unwavering love for lolis

I havent been at work all week. It has been a while, but Ive just been boring while relaxing at home.
I did a litre of beer last night. Kept it quiet though, had to ride home.

I guess thats cute but im not a loli.

tasty , what for ? will you use it soon ?
but you aren't that drunk user

Help
my metabolism is slowing down and now I feel tired all the time and don't want to do anything.
Any tips?

How do you remember my name?

Drinking and driving, you live a dangerous life.

You got me there.

Eat more.

>metabolism slows down
>eat more
Do you want me to get fat user?

loli is more of a state of mind than anything

Hello Tomoko

You're not a loser!
I love being alone, I hate people so much, not really though, but I do like being alone.

I have a low latent inhibition

What's that?

Thats why I kept it at the litre. Enough to enjoy the night, not enough to get me blackout or incoherent, wears down after 3 hours.
No, I want your body to start working again. As someone who has that problem regularly, thats the best advice I can give.

You're going to have to change your eating habit. Eat small and don't eat 4hrs before bed. To lose weight don't eat sugar and gluten anymore.

Autism

But I really am ._.
Ok :o

I want coffee. Nah but they clean it out at the start of summer
Sleep
I dont know about that....
How are you and lewd

I claim Elise from Fire Emblem: fates

Trying to leave this place. Go have a few, hate life less. Same for you??
Yikes. Now you are just rubbing it in
(Name of show?)
I've saved more then a few of yours!
What is the matter Rem-rem??

I think we all like being alone from time to time. Other people can be such a hassle at times.

I get a bit tipsy after just 1 can or roughly 1/3rd of a litre, I wouldn't even dare try to drive anything while even mildly intoxicated. Mostly because I wouldn't want to get caught by cops.

But I already eat every time I feel just a little bit hungry... it's not working!
Well I'm not fat, but if nothing changes, then I might be in 2 years or so... so I better prevent it now.
Also I have trouble coming up with anything to say, even here. I would just say hi and be done with it.
Autism is fine.
No matter how much I sleep, I will always be tired.

you look and act like a loli, therefore you are
ha ga nai

Angowomon is better tbh

Hi there and Camilla a cute
Just hanging out as the chimney guy works and drinking my coffee
Same. Coffee is great though.

what makes you a loser?
im not lewd!
i'm doing fine, i still can't find work and now i'm sore and hungry.
which one of them is elise?
no! give them back!
why do you think that is? its like the best thing ever
metabolism goes down with age, sorry...
there's no real way of repairing it

Look and act? I dont know

Angel Beats NEEDS a season 2

For some people maybe, I'd still rather take Tailmon because that way I'd potentially get her, Angewomon and Nefertimon at the same time~

You're waifu a shit. A SHIIIIIIIIT

I should get some too been sleepy all day
and I didn't know people cleaned that in summer

riding on someone else's back? that's something a loli would do.

she's mine, i will FULL FUCKING INSANE IF YOU DON''T BACK THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW

I think coffee might be the cause. I drink like 2 cups a day and try not to drink more than 3, but I think it's just making me more sleepy...
I know, but it has been so great until now... I could always eat as much and whatever I wanted, and my body would turn it into energy, no weight gain at all.
But now I get no energy anymore and only weight gain...? I should work out more to counter it before it gets worse, but I'm too tired to do that...
Also, I'm only like 70kg, in case anyone's wondering. That's 155lbs, not fat at all.

I don't know, it's so peaceful and quiet when you get to be by yourself and don't have to worry about being judged by others or anything.

I get along with people perfectly fine, but I still prefer solitude if I had to choose.

Maybe sit down and rest.
Hazelnut is a best and yeah they are doing it right now
Some people do have that weird effect with caffeine.

FUCK OFF SHES MINE

Are you eating low release or quick release foods?
Still havent been picked up, and I refuse to drive if Ive been drinking heavily. Im not stupid with what I do, if I cant keep myself safe on the road then no one is going to keep me safe.
Coffee sounds like a good idea right now.

Test

You eat less or you gotta exercise/do physical work. Muscle burns up tons of calories even after the workout. I know when I stop I'm doomed.

Being a neet with no friends who does nothing all day

You know what fuck it I don't care, I'll just take Yui.

Always a good idea in the morning.

No Elise is
the smoll cute one
eh, I guess I don't know how digimon works
I just wouldn't be able to fuck a cat

> Take this.
I've always liked her the most. I just need to watch the show.
Are you a chimney sweep??

CUTE
why does the anime have to suck

Elise is too but I like Camilla too
No no haha. We just have people cleaning it out so I have to you know be here. They are freaking my poor dog out.

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No buns!

That's a good attitude to have, just be careful when you're on the road!

I wouldn't be able to fuck a normal cat either, but if a cat shows signs of being sentient, communicating, forming coherent thoughts and expressing consent it becomes much easier~

Its about the time I usually get ready too. Need to start the habit again early or its gonna be a rough start to next week.