Jared Leto abstained from sex for 1 year in 2004

Jared Leto abstained from sex for 1 year in 2004

me too

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

/r9k/ has him beat by decades.

Bullshit. No one could pull that off.

>abstained

>7 fucking minutes

Damn. ONE YEAR?! How's that even possible?

I have been abstaining from sex all my life

Fuck, lost it at 19 and haven't had a dry spell longer than 8 months since. Jared Leto's gone without sex longer than I ever have, decent feel.

Did he fap though

im not sure if you're adequately comprehending the concept of 'abstaining', but you got to make your brag post for (you)'s so ok.

He did it deliberately so why would that make you feel decent, you fucking moron

I bet Leto gets off on vore doujins or something

like a real patrician

>lost it at 19

wtf? I haven't had sex in a week and I'm loosing my mind

Jared Leto has a massive dick though.

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A million girls will dress like that even without Harley Quinn medicine women its basically generic slut hot topic outfit number 7.

Thanks for nothing DC.

How is this an achievement of any sort?

Maybe he had some weird cock disease and didn't want anyone to know

Same desu.

Boo freaking hoo. One year. Try ten.

>we will never see Jared star in a Jesus kino film where he not only plays Jesus but also plays Satan with demonic make up as the 2 performances are blended together on screen
10/10 would watch

wow what a beacon of self-control

>tfw just turned 20 and still a virgin

what do

yeah, maybe real sex but i bet he had super model jerking him off every night

Big whoop I been abstinent since 2010

An hero

26 years here
AMA

i once abstained from sex for 29 years

no I could loose my virginity if I want to I just dont

If you masturbate you're not abstained.

Oh no... he didnt... he couldnt...

THE ABSOLUTE LUCKY MAN

blondie with too much makeup and trashy tattoos you mean

Unless he abstained from masterbation as well then that's not impressive. I can easily pick up and fuck a new girl every two weeks but I can't go a week without jacking off.

I guess you can say Taytay's whoha is

DAMAGED

Nice. I'm on a three year volcel run. That last one really fucked me up, fellas.

I don't understand why it's ok for Taylor Swift to be a positive figure for little girls when she openly fucks around constantly. I'm really deeply disappointed in American culture and frankly I might have to spend the end of my life in northern Europe.

>8 months

Lad, I can't function properly if it's one month.

user anonistan obstained from sex for 30 years starting in 1985

>tfw turning 21 this month and I'm still a virgin

Could you explain it to us virgins why its so bad?

I have a chad friend who keeps crying that he isn't getting laid weekly any more since he broke up with his previous gf and the new one he found is now ignoring him. Comes off like a horny fucking dog to me. Literally the only thing he talks about now.

Lost it at 19 and haven't sex in over a year

The depressing thing is I lost it to some girl on Tinder...

i guess halloween is everyday in australia then

>26 in three months
>still virgo

If losing your virginity at 19 and not having sex for 8 months is bragging, then this board is in serious need of help

ha ha

post your actual longest dry spells. virgins not allowed because you can't know what you're missing if you've never had it.

i'm on two years and i think i'm very fine on never having sex again. i feel like a relationship isn't ever necessary in life either now.

me too brother

i could have though, but just don't really want to desu

>24
>I've fucked nine women since I was 19, only one of which was a bar skank
>best was a crazy 31 year old
>none of them wanted relationships
>at least two were cheating before we stopped seeing each other
>cucked my best friend to bang his fiancee
>she dumped me in less than 2 months
>I'd pay for a sex worker but I can never seem to nut up and call one
>I just want a real relationship
>can't fit in on Sup Forums because I've been inside a woman
>I'm literally imploding

Are you new?

ABSOLUTE

about 1 year-14 months. Went from the best sex I ever had with a chick in her 30's to the absolute pits with some 19 year old skank

>lying on Sup Forums
>even if you're not, people will say you are
Just pretend you're slightly normal but not really like the rest of us

6 months

tell us about the crazy one

kys

I hope he does it again because 2004 was the only year I ever had sex and I feel like there might be a connection.

>Chad friend
>Gf ignoring him

Protip: He isn't a chad if his bitch is ignoring him dude

Try 18 years you fucking assholes

Funny, I haven't had sex since about 2004.

>cucked my best friend to bang his fiancee
>she dumped me in less than 2 months

Kill yourself dude. What the fuck is wrong with you.

kysmm

Here's a solution.

She was big into wicca and that kind of shit, really spacey blond with big tits. Smoked TONS of weed. I met her at a bar on karaoke night, I was doing some really, really shitty covers of Queen songs and making an ass out of myself. She made fun of me, we talked and then we walked back to her place and had smelly drunken sex. Ate her pussy raw whenever we hooked up.

Basically, we'd just spend 12 hours watching movies, groping each other getting stoned until we were horny enough to fuck for an hour or so, then we'd do it all again. Now that I think about it she was pretty awesome and great for me. I mean, I seriously doubt anyone in this thread had such a fruitful and fun casual relationship.

Actually, THIS ONE was the fucking crazy one. She was homeschooled and had a lazy eye (she also encouraged my best friend to conceal his alcoholism before I convinced her to move back to her home town with me). She would let me do ANYTHING to her. Like, I actually feel bad about what I got away with this chick. We used to pee on the toilet at the same time and then fucked on the bathroom counter. Until she got annoyed with me doing this, I could literaly wake her up by playing with her pussy and then doing morning sex. DO NOT DO THIS, it's really shitty.

Thanks for reminding me of this, guys! I'm gonna go on POF and find some cushion for the pushin'

going on three years

>it's a "I'm a virgin" meme on Sup Forums episode

well meme'd, lads

>I mean, I seriously doubt anyone in this thread had such a fruitful and fun casual relationship.

And yet most people will see this as a failure and not a huge achievement.

>POF

nice shitty tastes. OKcupid is superior. Or just use tinder like a normal person. POF is for rednecks and blacks.

>32 in November

>northern Europe
How is the promised land of cucks and SJWs any better than what you just described?

>There are men who are legitimately 30 year old virgins
>I have never met a woman who was a virgin above age 20

That fucking dating market value disparity jesus.

Sweet 9gag meme bro XD

>ABSTAINED

>don't have Facebook so I can't use Tinder like a well-adjusted human being
>making a Facebook account in [the current year] would be just as bad as not having one

Isn't that new film with Ewan McGregor just that?

You're not imploding. Also, what kind of retard wants a gf?

I'm a virgin at (almost) your age, and I'd rather stay one than get into a relationship.

Me too

>Go somewhere public wearing decent clothes
>find a landmark
>ask strangers to take a picture of you in front of it
now you have a profile picture and it looks like someone took it for you

next step, go to a bar with pool tables. Find some people and ask to join in. Buy them drinks. Be ready to laugh at yourself if you're as bad at pool as I am.
When you get a chance, ask for a picture. I won't lie to you, this is still awkward as fuck, but the only purpose of this picture is to blank out their faces to use as a dating profile to pretend you have friends.

never talk politics and learn to use stickers on facebook

You'll be laid in no time

Shit. I'm 32 too, but I've fucked like 12-15 girls. Sorry man.

Jesus, did you do this?
He could just use a selfie you know, it's perfectly normal nowadays.

>taller than him

>Fucked like 12-15 girls

So, negative three?

>tfw my friends fuck with their gfs only once a week
>tfw know which day and at what time they fuck cause they drop me off at the bus stop after class and drive to their gfs house for the lunch fuck that day
it's a strange kind of feel Tbh, one thinks about giving the vcard to some escort but then realizes most people have a shitty sex life anyways

>turned 26 today
A-at least I've fingered a girl and made out with several. That counts for something, r-right?

It's normal but it's not precisely optimal, get what I'm saying? I've read a few articles published about dating site trends and the like and apparently having pictures where you look social or something really boosts your odds of getting responses.

>I'd rather stay one than get into a relationship.

sure you would bud

>Fingered a girl but didn't actually have sex
No bro that's tantamount to being a cuck.

I've never had actual sex but I got a blowjob once and still qualify myself as a virgin so I can post on wizardchan.

Maybe 1 month, but I've been in a steady relationship with the same person for over 7 years and it's the person I lost my virginity to.

You sound sheltered if you think that's extreme.

>but I've been in a steady relationship with the same person for over 7 years

Are you afraid of being cheated on? I don't think I could maintain a relationship of that length without having a nagging thought like that in the back of my head.

nice blog

Sex is def overrated. Your body and mind make you want it more than the actual payoff is worth.

It's much better when you don't have to make as much effort to get it, and the overrated payoff also dissuades you from fucking mediocre looking girls. Well, a lot of guys still do, but you might as well just masturbate if the girl's not legit hot.

What are the benefits of a gf other than getting laid? I'm legitimately curious.

Also, I guess I'm just not a romantic anymore. I used to have an ideal image in my head, now I don't.

in terms of craziness? I didn't want to go in all the manipulative bullshit involved in that second relationship, it makes me sick

But sexually yeah. Morning sex and sharing a toilet is not extreme. Thinking I could literally use her any time was extreme, for me.

You dont need a facebook profile anymore for Tinder.
I was in your seat until i noticed earlier this year.
Now im drowning in pussy. It aint even funny anymore.

Thanks guys, I feel alot better about my life after reading this thread.

>It's much better when you don't have to make as much effort to get it

So, sex is just better for women overall then?