Coworkers start talking about music

>coworkers start talking about music

>Run avant-garde radio college radio show
>Quickly realize no one knows what avant-garde is
>Tell them I play weird and experimental music
>"Oh, you mean like Queen?

I would just take this opportunity to flaunt my superior taste in their faces like the patrician I am. There's nothing that feels better than schooling someone on what real music is.

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>work at gas station where filipino co-workers constantly play filipino pop music that's always about two lovers getting separated and then getting back together

>coworkers start talking about music
>it's about jazz and they know more than you

co-workers start talking about shameless

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>Run avant-garde radio college radio show

>coworkers start talking about music
>it's the exact same shit you've said to others in the past

>co-worker internet searches your old band

>not everyone is as smart as you
>you have to shun them for what they listen to
>I am better than everyone

What the fuck that's not just my workplace?

>"you're not liek all the others" , ok

> hey do you think I could have a radio show? I'd play some really weird shit
yeah like what?
> I know some Pink Floyd songs that are over 8 minutes long, they're crazy. I bet you've never heard of a band called "Yes" either. That's literally their name.

> Nobody in my grad program gives a shit about music, or the arts in general
> all terrible radio pop rock
> guy mentions he likes The Velvet Underground randomly
> a year of repressed, unexpressed musical interest comes spilling out of me uncontrollably
> me: Do you know Can? I bet you'd like Television! BLAH BLAH BLAH
> him: heh, okay Buddy...
> and now I want to die

>told them i like electronic music
>one of them : " oh man me too, i love so much Die Antwoord "

>2016
>sitting with friend and a girl he knew in uni
>girl pretty much says "i just introduced him to 21 pilots" and they both act like they're trendy (almost hipster-like) for it
>ask me what kind of music I like
>"oh i like rock, indie, a l-l-little experimental"

Another time
>friend likes mainstream rock
>i open up about liking prog/psych rock
>say I also like 70's and 80's alternative (figure it's better than saying krautrock, post punk, industrial, minimal synth, noise rock, etc. individually)
>"70's alternative, oh is that like Kansas"
>a minute later I say "alternative rock is such a misused term you know, I'd hate to be associated with liking bands like Nickelback" and he agrees that Nickelback sucks (at the time I didn't want to accidentally bring up a band he liked)
>also say I like post-rock and he asks what it is
>"oh it's where they use rock instruments in non-rock music"

I need to learn how to talk about music, thankfully I never discussed electronic stuff or I could be schooled.

> "Oh you like metal??? So do I!"
> "Five Finger Death Punch, Pantera, the list could go on..."

>getting upset because people have different feelings towards music

Enjoy being lonely forever.

they listen to trash because that's all they know

Heh

>university job
>professors start talking about music

>have higher education
>proclaim that dadrock is the absolute pinnacle of music
>dsotm is the best thing ever
>Hotel California fuck yeah

The TV show?

Fuck dude just kys now

i'm lucky most of my coworkers have decent taste, it makes complaining about the music coming over the speakers that much more fun

>tfw you hear mambo no. 5 and smashmouth daily and your coworkers are all oblivious.

Do you have the version that just says Memes?

>being this of an idiot

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"No [you fucking dumbass]"

You're fine, if anything be more confident about your music tastes. Don't be afraid to name drop bands you like.

He Looks like he has swamp ass, breathes hard, and smells like hot dog water.

>talking to qt
>mentions favourite musicians
>Lana Del Ray, Lorde, Gaga etc.
>not even flamboyant
>I just want a bf who likes metal

L O N D O N
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>start talking to girl
>says she is into music
>say what are some of her favorite bands/genres
>mfw its all kpop trite
>mfw all of her instagram likes are posts obsessing over bodies of pale gooks

kek

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Im not even furry but why is "she " so sexy?
wtfffffffffffffffffff

big eyes

log off

Most of your coworkers probably have better taste than you.

>Female coworker starts talking about Death Grips

that's a definite red flag

the best kind of music.

>coworkers always playing music and talking about music
>mfw i work at a record store
>mfw forcing customers to listen to free jazz, This Heat, whatever i'm in the mood for

>Coworker starts talking about music
>He likes dad rock, blues, and jazz
>Actually a really chill dude
>Thinks it's actually a good time to be alive for music enthusiasts

>like queen?

>coworkers ask what kind of music i listen to
>tell them i dont really listen to music
>go home and browse Sup Forums

I gagged

Just don't play My Way when you're around them

>girl at a party asks you what music you listen to
>"you probably wont like my music"
>"but i really wanna hear can you play some?"
>play the most normie songs i have on my phone like Nujabes TWS etc.
>this is ok but do you know DESPACITO

>thinks its a good time to be alive in general

thats just called not being retarded and understanding how far society has come

No

>thats just called not being retarded and understanding how far society has come
and THAT is called being a naive 16 year old

>implying that being alive at any point in past or future is a good thing

I met a guy through Sup Forums recently and he has the worst fucking taste in music. He has escape the fate tattooed on his fucking forearm and he unironically told me that mambo nr5 is one of his favorite songs of all time

ok its not like this is the best time to be alive compared to anytime in the past just because of the advancement in technology, medicine etc.

tripfags being retarded again what else is new...

Not understanding how far our Jewish conquerors have come.

if only the Sup Forumssters could realize that they'd be tossed in the gas chamber themselves for their shit music taste the majority of the time.

really like a girl
>but she only listens to nightcore and pop

Yes.

What the fuck is a Cow Orker?

Maybe

That's kinda the beauty of Sup Forums though, like watching a convict tie his own noose while calling the people that try to stop him a bunch of zionists. Same goes for any supporter of communism, or any other bullshit authoritarian ideology.

Can you repeat the question?

What did they talk about, Duran Duran?

PanterA is metal tho

>real music

>Sup Forums thread turns into Sup Forums thread

>listening to obscure music

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young thug

I don't know.

>having a job

>communism
>authoritarian
pick one

t. guy lying about stuff that never happened to him

so they're patrician

>talking with coworker about music
>he's into post rock
>call him a pleb and talk about how prolific death grips is for 30 minutes

but pantera is really good

i can relate

>Not wanting a girl you can worship pale skinned goddesses with
The fuck is wrong with you?

These become less realistic every time this thread appears.

You're trying too hard.

I will

I usually bring up music as a talking point.

New guy started at work last week. Asked about music. He's played guitar most his life, I've played drums most my life.
Turns out we've gone through similar trends of music, he's listening to oldschool soul atm, I'm listening to original rock.
Req each other music everyday and have been broadening each others pallets.

I'm a lucky man, there's literally like 5 guys at work that i regularly talk to about music. The best this is they all have slightly different taste so they've helped me expand my taste alot.

It's a popular show, and for some reason it massively appeals to the average pleb.

everyone knows what avant-garde is you pretentious retard

Whats wrong with shameless, it's a good show.

Even the American one wasn't too bad. Thought it'd be the usual trainwreck of a adaptation, but the characters grew on me. British master race as always though.

I'm not hating on Shameless, I've just noticed that the average person will probably have watched Shameless (average as in shallowly interested only in what's popular, disregarding individualized taste).

Are you being serious?

>Government seizes all production, property and wealth
>Isn't Authoritarian

I love feigning ignorance. People say it's a sign of sociopathy, but it's just to keep from looking like an autistic weirdo. What kind of music do I listen to? I don't know, I'm not really into music. What do I read? I don't know, I don't really read. David Foster Wallace? Never heard of him, is that an actor? Death Grips? lol what, this sucks man, turn it off.

because kpop is fucking garbage lmao

Then you woke up.

Enjoy being a newfag

You are, literally, the worst kind of person. You should really consider kys.

Stuff that never happened: the post

>DESPACITO
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh ok.

Was going to say, it's a good show. Mixes realistic low socio-economical issues with light humour. Good show, reminiscent of skins, but adults basically.