Straight people are the niggers of sexualities

>be me
>at a party with straight boys
>they're all watching basketball while talking about their cars
>doritos, mountain dew everywhere
>all of a sudden straight boy turns to me
>smells like whiskey and cheap cigarettes
>says "AYYY user U BEEN POUNDING DA PUSI RITE? :DDDDDDD"
>tell him that I am too much of an erudite for his simplistic, hedonistic behaviors
>The Nickelback playing in the background softens
>He gets mad at me for using words he doesn't know
>tell him he needs to calm down and keep his testosterone levels in check
>the straight ape gets even more upset
>beats me up
t-thanks straights

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Lol fag

And I bet while he was beating your ass you secretly wanted him to wreck your ass. You degenerate faggot.

>beats me up

Good.

Seems like it has nothing to do with him being straight and everything to do with you being a fag

Well over 99% of the world's population are straight.

Shit bait.

Young bug chaser here.
Cruising for gift givers to fill up my little tight neg boy hole with their big poz loads.

>tfw you don't have such cool bros as friends to beat up fags with

OMG Yaa evel str8 ppl amirite liek jebus srsly lets buy sum gay shoes and shit

Here's every gay person's lifestyle ever summarized in 3 minutes:

youtube.com/watch?v=eE9JlONzrVU

If you live in berlin we can bully some faggots if you want user.

Kek. Fucking faggot

You guys are only proving me right with your posts. Straight guys are stupid, violent, egotistical, angry people

Basketball sucks ass. I'd be bringing over super smash bros to that faggot bashing party

FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED AMERICKAN
- go suck on a trump-stump

> americans think they know everything

maybe if you weren't being such a faggot, you could have gotten one of them drunk enough to "experiment" with you. Nothing more fun than being a straight bois first. That thought of having such mind blowing sex they stop chasing pussy completely and switch camps.

Of course, little millennial faggots like you don't understand how to have fun.

#notallstraightpeople
don't let a vocal and obnoxious minority speak for all of us :^)

Funny thing is that the cigarettes killed Bill, not the GRIDS.

Why isn't Sup Forums Aryan?
We need a new image

if women were as willing to have sex as men are you sure some straights wouldn't come to this also?

one time I was at this apartment hanging out with thug types and they were boxing. This one fag asks to be punched around and they did not hold back. He got knocked out but still seemed to enjoy it.

>I'm not a fag but I still have sex with men
Fuck off you degenerate
I hate American "nationalists".

pretty big turn on for you I guess.

I know this is bait, but isn't
>simplistic, hedonistic behaviors
the main characteristic of homosexual and similar sexual fetish behaviour?

Kys

I wonder how many people aren't functionally retarded and think that this is actually common

>watching apehoop
>straight

>implying I have sex with men
>being this mad
I just posted a meme, friend.
Why are British fascists, in particular, such humorless niggers?

>strawmanning is only okay when we do it towards straight people

;^)

Please be more pretentious you typical british asshole

This picture is disgusting.

Exactly how men are supposed to be. It's called testosterone. I guess when a male gets deprived of it we get faggots such as yourself.

How could anyone want aids

Some probably do, but this is not typical.

The point is that the homo's entire existence revolves around sodomy.

AIDS only has a 1.4% transmission rate for acts of sodomy, but 20% of homos are infected. The typical homo does in fact engage in acts of sodomy with dozens of strangers.

I'm not gay, but goddamn the guy in OP's pic is a qt. I'd be his boyfriend :3

>Le I was only pretending XDDDD

>I'm not gay

Straight retards, search for an alpha soul

Don't judge them too harshly. They've been doomed to a life of forcing themselves to pretend women are interesting, followed by inevitable cuckoldry, alimony, and child support, or simply dying alone. I'd be a bit angry too if that was all my future had in store.

But I wasn't even doing that.
Take that anger, Nigel, and use it to fix your pathetic country. The sun is setting quickly on your empire.

>implying I'm OP
>implying OP is t just a shitposting lead while you probably genuinely believe that stuff

The leap from AIDS statistics to the average gay having an eternal fratboy lifestyle is laughable. Nobody debates that gays will tend to be more sexually active since its two men instead of a man constantly trying to get with a woman with comparatively lower sex drive

Gay here: can confirm. I even know those men and left them fist me on a daily

Isn't just a shitposting leaf*
phone

So what were you doing? Promoting faggotry?
>Take that anger, Nigel, and use it to fix your pathetic country. The sun is setting quickly on your empire.
Bit rich coming from your country mate at least we're still white.

>the nickelback in the background softens

Literally just saw a variation of this in the thread on /r9k/ where /o/ was blowing robots the fuck out. Get better bait.

...

>I am too much of an erudite

obvious divisive troll

This
Is a spicy fresh meme

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>That pic

>laughable
Show me the humour.

how easily convinced people are is always a laughable if predictable thing

...

And you call yourself a man?
You should have told the guy to fuck off. Being gay does not excuse being a fucking beta.

This, too.

This seems like bait but...

Erudite is an adjective, imbecile

this never happened. cheap bait. stop it. i want to report you but the mods seem powerless to repel shitposters like you

>straight guys are x
So approximately 45% of the global population fits inside your narrow, politically slanted view?

>aussie
>baiting

How does the greater gay community feel about "bug chasers" I read a little about it but it's so fucking absurd. Like, how does one classify wanting to be covered in sores and dying slowly on the inside? Is it masochism?

The fucking degeneracy is at such a level I can't even begin to understand.

It's not real it's le ebin Sup Forums meme

Never happened. Huge bullshit. Get a life.

OP is a special snowflake faggot and his friends are annoying prick douchebags. What else is new?

He should have beaten you to a pulp.

Why didn't you just tell him you like big dick, OP?

There's a chance you could've been serviced each and every one of them. Do you know anything about straight guys?

Do push ups you fucking fairy. I don't really like gays. But at least I can give you advice for not getting your pathetic ass beat.