Was promised birthday sex and I'm not getting it. Help me feel better

Was promised birthday sex and I'm not getting it. Help me feel better

kill yourself, always works for me

you didn't receive birthday sex because you are unattractive

Boobs make it better?

OP why are you replying to your own thread with random pics

go ask why.

Tits and timestamp or get the duck out learn the rules

Because I forgot you guys are boob people so I put one up instead. Not that hard to figure out

How do I get a time stamp when I'm on my phone and not an old camera like that doesn't work like that

>doesn't know how to reply to posts
>pretends not to know timestamps

I'll bump this just because I'm enjoying the bait

Had an ex cheat on me and stood me up on my birthday.

Next day went out and fucked me a random bitch took pics sent them to her and dumped her.

So fucking what if i don't know how to reply to a specific post. And I'm not an idiot, I know what time stamps are

either timestamp a sexual organ or fuck off op

>picture related

newfag gtfo or lurk moar

if you weren't an idiot you'd know this

Don't worry user, I'm sure your dad will deliver next year.

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Do you know the difference between time and date ?

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>datestamping

now hold it by your pussy and we're good to go

>no time
>cleavage rather than tit
eh

what time is it there OP? still a chance to get fuk later or too late?

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oh shit ok put the bra back on please

alright now we're getting somewhere.

would getting naked and debasing yourself for us make you feel better? I think it might

Jesus Christ what the fuck is that?

My photos aren't posting right side up, can't help it

im curious if you get any sex at all with those tits

keep posting, maybe they'll come good

I was supposed to get birthday sex, and Christmas sex and i got neither and no presents for two years. Until today, maybe

I actually do. I know my tits aren't perky but I've seen way worse

Don't want it and you'll get it, also don't mope it makes it worse. I know it's hard not to be frustrated but try not to show it

Happy Birthday! Now take a wad of cash and your sorry ass to a strip club

Maybe it's because you have a dick.

Who was supposed to fuck you and why didn't it happen ?

A fuck buddy who never texted me back about it

Austin/Tyler?

Oh. Was a shit fuck buddy. Did you text to see where he was? It sounds like you need to start a reserve team.

Nah, not that desperate for him. Just cock. And I had a reserve team at one point but they were all too vanilla for my taste

In what way were they too vanilla?

More ass

All they wanted was a basic fuck. I don't want an equal in bed, i want a superior.

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Anyone show belly button close

I'm sure you're a great fuck, I want to pin your feet to your ears and deep dick you. But what's too vanilla, no choking , slapping?

No choking, no slapping, no restraints, basically I had too much control for my liking

Moaar. Bent over no panties.

Remember when Sup Forums would raise their harpoons with pride now its a bunch of fucking kids that drool over the fastest asses and nastiest titties.

Fuckin shame it is fucking shame.

So you're a submissive slut. I want to put my hand around your throat, bite your bottom lip and fill you up.

i would give you birthday sex if you were close by and it were convenient for me :)

Remember when /b was good?

no

Sup Forums was never good.

time to break up with her, user. she has to know you won't put up with that shit

>bcuz i'm tired and got a headache

fucking gross
put that shit away

Can you write "Sam