Mom Forgot to get snacks for the playoff games this weekend

>Mom Forgot to get snacks for the playoff games this weekend
>It's snowing out now

What kind of loser doesn't buy his own food?

>beer in fridge
>gonna chow down on pizza rolls and jalapeño poppers tonight

go loins

my mom forgot to buy tendies too.

did you beat her for it?

You're gonna need whiskey or something after they get BTFO

>Mom said she got snacks
>Carrots and celery sticks

>ask mom for burger king
>he brings fucking mcdonalnds
fucking dumb women

>Mom had the chance to vacuum yesterday and didn't
>Now she'll probably vacuum during the game

He's not Skrtl

>he

>Mom told me to do all my chores yesterday because she knew I was gonna watch football all day
>Took away the remote because I didn't

>mom

>no chicken tendies or bagel bites in the freezer

>If you do the chores she wins

>Obese leafs
They exist?

>got a car for Christmas and it's only raining so I can go get my own snacks if I want

Feels good being Hawaiian master race

yeah its snowing out 3 in so far.

NY/NJ is fucked today. i'm just gonna hole up, watch football and drink tea and eat muffins all day

>living in some flyover shithole where it actually snows

>implying us loins fans aren't already prepared

M8 I have like 20 beers, that's plenty for drinking in celebration or depression

enjoy your exploding volcanoes

Nyc is the exact opposite of flyover faggot

Nop

>inb4 someone posts chicken_tendies.webm or this_is_not_organic.webm

Can't you just waddle to the shop?

>living in commiefornia

get it yourself fatass

How much weed you got? You're gonna need everything you've got if critical refball happens.

What kind of loser
>Lives with mom
>Snacks between meals
>Watches sports with playoffs
>Lives in a cold area
>Goes out
>has a mom that forgets
>Does things on a weekend
Everything about you makes me sick

It's semi comfy here tho

>being such a fat and/or lazy piece of shit, you won't even waddle or roll to the store

I'm not even fit and I walk to the store all the time

>mom is cooking stinky food right now
>mom is not at work working and always hogs the entire downstairs so i can't watch the game on the good tv

>Only majority non-white State
>Relies on surrounding deserts for water
>They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets
>What a bunch of fucking bullshit
>Numerous Jews
>Gang capital of the world
>Literally crawling with white guilt liberals
>In any way "comfy"

>he
>Italian """""women"""""

judging from his picture, he doesn't live in LA tho, which, maybe alongside San Francisco, seems to be the source of most of the critical points about California you mentioned

>americans can not go out when it is snowing

>The shanty frozen tundra of Memeland

>tfw not enough GBP for my beloved tendies

>bought expiring snacks 50% off
>they aren't really crisp anymore

>snow gooks in charge of banter
We all just can't ski our way to the nearest market like you folks.

kek cuckifornians BTFO

I'm in Orange County so it's semi true because we went blue in the last election, I live in a Republican stronghold though

>>It's snowing out

I think you mean it's snowing 'outside'

>image.jpg

Shut the fuck up currynigger

>mom bought redbull instead of monster

>tfw mum bought the fizzy Lucozades instead of Lucozade Sport

Thanks mum that's over double the calories, i'm meant to be losing weight this year ffs

*tips fedora*

>just got home from the grocery store with mom
>minnesota wild play at 3, football at 330 and 7ish, wolves at 7

gg, today, i win

>Not enjoying walking in a snowstorm
You fat piece of shit

>mom has to take a business trip for the week end and leave me alone in the house
>i'm fucking happy to get the house all for myself
>she hires a babysitter for me because she's scared I fuck something up
>the babysitter is a 17 high school student and I'm a 23 y/o neet...

well this is gonna be awkward

>ask mom to buy some coca cola
>she buys pepsi instead

>mom refuses to bake cookies

Just abort me next time will ya

>Ask mom to buy me some lager
>She brings back ale
I can't drink this shit

>mom found the poop couch

Gonna make a grocery store run. What should I get for snacks?

This would be a great movie

>tfw I ate all my snacks already

>tfw only one here disgusting enough to have a saltshaker at my desk

I really wish this was real

twinkies, chocolates, cookies, pizza, hamburger, french fries, milkshake, ice cream, popsicles

order pizza and have her pay for it

bring me back some trail mix

>dealer said I could go pick up my weed
>texts back a minute later telling me to wait because he's putting up his Christmas tree

What did he mean by this? Seriously

Peanut butter stuffed pretzel pieces and chocolate milk

>mom says I can't stay over my friend's house

>want to watch raiders vs texans
>brother is hogging the only tv we have watching netflix
>FUCKK!!! am going to have to resort to watching a shitty stream
>no snacks
>gf is picking me up at 6
>am going to have to listen to the lions vs seahawks on car radio

just kill me now. i thought this weekend was going to be comfy. i thought not. can't even drink

Putting up a christmas tree is a euphemism for beating off

It means do what you're told and don't ask questions WHITE BOI

If they have a hot and ready section, can't go wrong with a steaming bag of Tyson chicken bites. Chips and dip for the filler food as well when you're not exactly hungry but need to be munching of something due to game anxiety.

Why though?

I cant tell what is real and what is memes. Its all blending together

Probably having a quickie with his druggie gf

>dad wants me to come over to watch the games with him
no dad

You seem to be upset by California's superiority

>thinking your dealer is doing anything but being just as much of a lazy bum as you are

you have to be 18 to post here

>parents go out of town for the holidays
>have the house all to myself
>awyeah.gif
>some friends invite me to a club
>not my scene, but fuck it why not
>try my luck with some girls
>struck out 6 times
>slightlydepressed.png
>the club is about to close in 10 minutes
>see some chick dancing with her friend
>decide to throw in a hail mary and approach them
>one of them starts grinding on me
>she's actually cute and with a nice ass
>holy shiet, i may actually get lucky here
>the night is wrapping up and her friend decides to COCKBLOCK LIKE A MF
>get her number

>text two days later
>go out to another club
>make out
>grind her (dancing) out on a bench
>i can literally smell her wet ass pussy
>take her home
>"wow, you have a really nice place. what do you do?"
>mfw i lie to her
>bang the bitch out and take her home that same night

100% true. shit was pretty nice famalam

You sound like a shithead desu
t. your dad who walked by your room and saw you with this thread open.

Posturing that you have your own place? Lol. Stay in your room, I don't care.

unless you are in a big city we don't have corner shops to walk to. have to get in the car and drive to a gas station

>order pizza to front door
>mom answers and pays for it
>makes me go downstairs to get it

>Ask mom for a pair of total 90s
>Buys me some Fila shit

I think he was doing this. Oh well now I can get high dude lmao

Publix Boar's Head Turkey and Cheese combo ftw.

>getting together with some friends to watch the games
>tell them I'll bring some snacks
>bring some microwave egg rolls
>they say WTF egg rolls?
Sulking a bit tbdesu. What's wrong with egg rolls?

I like egg rolls

>What's wrong with egg rolls?

>ask for adidas
>get puma or nike shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you're a disgusting weeb, that's whats wrong.

>tfw hurt knee and didnt go for a walk in the snow
Why am i growing old?

Southern pal detected

>Dad bought snacks for the playoff games
>Mom mad that we're eating junk food

Your mom sounds like a real cunt.

>he

>tfw eating tendies rn

because if you don't live in a city you have to drive everywhere, for anything. it's fucked up.

>ask dad for some tacos so I can eat while watching the game
>he ends up hanging from a bridge

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought they had traveling taco carts on every street corner in mehico?

did the travel channel lie to me?

We are incredibly soft people.

Enjoy the wildfires.

>he