Going to a prostitute tonight
Should I be worried about my size?
I chose MILF 40yo lady do she wouldnt bez surprised so much...
Going to a prostitute tonight
Should I be worried about my size?
I chose MILF 40yo lady do she wouldnt bez surprised so much...
It gets bigger r-r-right?
Is that hard?
What do you care about your size? Shes a whore..
Is that an elephant
Wanna see full hard...?
nah, prostitutes, even young ones, have seen so many dicks, they don't care. Like really, they don't fkin care. Unless you have a monster over 8 inches, then you might get a sincere compliment imo
When you don't even fill your own foreskin
Put a twisty tie on the end and it will look like a bread loaf. Tell prostitute you would like to store your loaf in her bread box.
At the end of it all. Shes still a dirty whore. who cares bro just be careful
An inch of foreskin lmfao.
It's like it's own condom. Brilliant.
State in the mirror and tell yourself this if ur feeling insecure.
This is a whore. You are paying her to use her body. Her only job is too please you for x minutes.
Just remember to ask what you want and don't be shy telling her you aren't used to something.
>fucked a few whores and lost virginity this way
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She won't care at all.
I am curious to see more though. Pull the skin back
better go to a circus with that elephant
That looks fucking retarded. Holy shit I'm so glad my parents had my foreskin cut off. Not even jewish either.
also, with that monstruosity you need to got a whore? You live in a place were all women are dead since years ago?
Makes me sad seeing big business getting away with murder...
That is fucking hideous
Rock hard 90%
Sorry to hear you have a tiny penis too.
>read OP as "prostate"
>read each subsequent post in the context of a prostate exam
>mfw
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WHAT IS THAT DISCHARGE COMING OUT??
You are not measuring correctly, put it on top and press slightly against your pubis.
>I chose MILF 40yo lady
You do know real life isn't like those hentai comics right? Woman literally turn to shit when they pass the age of 35... get one that age if you want a MILF
4.5 inches?!?!
Pull the skin back you animal. You got a cheese reserve under there?
>rock hard 90%
>still able to bend it 90 degrees
>dickhead not even out yet
That's not even close to rock hard. Try harder.
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No cheese
I measured full hard to pelvis bone 5,5-6 inches
Then you are fine.. thats pretty much average in the west.
Looks like a yam nigga
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Totally fine, you got nothing to worry about at all. What will be your position of choice for tonight?
Fucking lost
It's not cheese it's pre cum, none the less. You need to be able to pull back your foreskin. It looks way too tight and it's supposed to roll back once you get an erection. Maybe it made your penis smaller than your potential, by you not training and stretching that foreskin so it can curl back.
Too young to be on this website, doesn't know what precum is
rate meh.
>length 18,5cm
>girth 13,5cm
In my school this is average, is this alright i'm afraid to show it to anyone.. my first gf said it was small.. curved down and sorry for the weird pic..(don't worry, not underage. this was a few years ago)....
I have a picture of a dick on my computer now
I do notebooka mnie, depends on that MILF.
She is 40yo, 161cm height, 60kg weight Red hair
You give her the best fuck she's had in 40 years. Godspeed, user.
user I'm not too young I just didn't expect him to have precum coming out like a river flow.
Not to mention It's odd seeing it come out of a earthworm like dick.
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Ugliest cock I've ever seen, but not horribly small. Below average, sure, but you can still get it done. Are you fat? You can gain length by losing weight.
Also please for the love of god pull your foreskin back or get circumcised if you can't that's not good for anybody
Shave/10
10/10
rate you greek redhead nigger boy cumstain
This kind of shit is why I keep lurking
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kek
get me in the screen cap holy shit this is pure gold
TOPKEK
put me in screencap too
Don't put me in screencap. my dad will find me somewhere, the fbi will find me i will be in court in 20 years and they will use this and i will be banned from my minecraft server, really i don't understand very good i go to the zoo wehn it was in school but
Fuck you guys. What can I do? I was Born this way... And you only laugh...
i lost it at this, fucking kek
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anything but the minecraft server
OP should become a fat trap.
Kek
my fucking sides, stop this
/thead
if you're paying her there is nothing you should be worried about kek
>it's supposed to roll back once you get an erection.
By itself?
go for it
that's a small penis.... um I would have chosen someone hot and clean so I could focus on foreplay.
Jesus, I feel like if anybody tried to swallow that thing they would just think they are brushing their teeth.Looks like my Colgate when I'm done with the tube...
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FUCKIN KEK'D
hope it all goes well with you and your prossie, if not you can always play with yourself
/thread
Ricky and Steve and Karl for life.
This type of shit is the only reason Sup Forums is still dog shit and I love you for it.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha....you're a genius user...also Topkek
Only with looking to the thumb I started laughing hard
kek
>foreplay with a hooker
you gonna kiss her too?
Someone post screencap pls
you are welcome
Show me a picture of the old bag you chose to fuck.
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THE FUUUUCK
this thing on the right kinda looks like his penis lmfao
Dubs doth declared it, thine pics you must provide or geteth the fuck outeth.
Kek
this
Dickbo
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Is that you Kim Jong Un?
Yes, you dummy
You could do something...
>OP BTFO
>ded
Fucking ISIS that thing, bro
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As long as you pay, they will compliment everything.
TLDR: you will know that they lie.