This is acceptable to eat in America.
This is acceptable to eat in America
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Have you not seen "My 600 lb life"? This is one of the any things that'll take you there.
But it's not?
And this is acceptable to eat in Niggerstan.
fag
Sweet lord and I who thought we had bad food
never seen anyone eat that.
>American cuisine
kek, you need the Mexicans.
> For You
My top 3 American eats
>mayonaisse sandwich
>hot sauce and pop corn
>potato chips and lemon juice
Why? Why would anyone subject themselves to such a thing?
Miracle Whip shouldn't be acceptable to eat in any form or preparation.
don't make me break out the fry daddy.
Needs jalapenos.
This is b8 to make us look horrible in the eyes of other countries. Literally have never seen someone ingest something similar to this, but I am sure it rarely happens among the dregs of society that every country has.
>using mayonnaise
>not cream cheese and bananas
Mayonnaise and banana sandwiches are a real southern staple
>Mayo
>America
You're not fooling anyone, leafcuck.
Redneck tier food I had growing up:
>Bacon sandwich
Lightly toast some bread. Coat inner sides lightly with mayonnaise. Layer at least 5 or 6 stips of bacon.
>Salami butter sandwich
Lightly toast some bread. Butter both inner sides. Microwave a bunch of cheap precut salami on a plate til it's bubbly and crispy. Layer on the bread to make a sandwich
what the fug
>potato chips and lemon juice
It just wouldn't be a good 4th of July without that American classic.
no macaroni and cheese with boiled hot dogs?
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haven't been eating well. But now i'm starving.
The babysitter I had as a kid made this all the time.
Her cooking was the epitome of poor white trash.
That is when she didn't order supersized McDonalds.
Been living in the south for thirty years. Never even heard of this.
>checks flag
Should have known.
to be honest I like some of the american couisine from time to time, especially the ones that are a mix of other nations cuisine
>cleveland polish boy
>chicago style pizza
also I'm a fan of their bbq
Nigger that's not even a thick spread. I'd wager the two slices of toast themselves have more calories.
Plus they're objectively worse for you cause miracle whip, as calorie dense as it is, has good fats in it. White bread is just all refined carbs.
Omaha Steaks make god-tier versions of those
>cleveland polish boy
Not even food threads are safe from pedos.
this is common cuisine too
Post yfw you realized Americans don't know the taste of bread.
>Being human
>Being a fruitivore
>Still eating meat even though the only reason our ancestors started was because they were starved hunter-gatherers
I don't give a fuck about animal rights or anything but cmon son
Rev up them national delicacies lads
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Who else fries their hot dogs in butter?
I will never understand people who like pickles
>calling a brick of dough and seeds """bread"""
we do have bakeries
no it isn't you dumb fuck
Yeah no shit. When I was in NY and Florida is was literally impossible to get a hold on good bread.
usually make my own, which are pretty good. More like a baked potato though. Got a Fridays meal from the store and the potatoes were not done.
No its not
I actually came here just to tell you that i've never seen, heard or so much as thought about that flavor/texture combination.
a brit insulting literally any other country's cuisine, that's rich.
mfw I'm eating haggis right now.
I chopped up some onions and some carrot to go with it.
Pigs lungs is the first ingredient, then oats, barley, pig heart and liver.
It's fucking delicious. Very peppery and savory.
I added some wild mushrooms too.
>reminder that proper haggis is illegal in USA.
Haggis gives a man added power strength. And it repels the muzzies.
>not licking pickles
they're god tier healthy food, and best for drinking vodka
yes it is you communist faggot, look it up, it's a staple dish in millions of american households. of course you wouldn't know that pablo
I'd eat it if I was hungry.
miracle whip is not mayonnaise
we have liver mush. good shit.
Haggis is great, loved it.
I wish I could find a place here that makes proper haggis
Holy shit, clean your microwave or whatever it is, it's dirty as fuck and I'm triggered. Are you not disgusted with yourself for having such a thing in what I presume is a kitchen?
that looks british as fuck
Yes, we are rich. Unlike amercunts.
American pickles are like konserwowe, they'd consider kwaszone spoiled. They'll never know the joy of this.
american here
never met a single person in my life that ate this or the vomit op posted
Its delicious
Maybe you should try it instead of just eating cock all day
there's a difference between cucumber and pickles tho
They're literally bad for you, they have zero vitamins and are just fiber, water and salt
>rich
good kek
>i eat this
>it bad but i need memes to keep away the mussies
hashtag cuckservatism dont forget to wash it down with humanbull semen
itt we post terrible food from our countries
extra points for anti muslim things
Wait, Americans don't know kvašáky? Absolutely heretical.
they have vitamin k
>Picking cherries
I'm surprised yiu have any cherries left in america. I thought the niggers popped them all.
'Ey, they served this kind of bread back in Kettering at the Carillon Brewing Co. It was pretty good stuff.
you clearly have no idea about american grocery stores. we have an entire aisle just for all the different types of pickles.
If you live in a trailer it is..
It's peanut butter, mayo, and banana. It's fucking delicious. Just peanut butter and mayo is awesome.
Best though is peanut butter, pickles, bacon, american cheese, and mayo. Seriously a kickass sandwich.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERYONE EATS THESE. I'M SORRY I LIED.
jackass
>haggis
>bad
It's perfectly healthy you fucking retard.
Why is true haggis banned in the US?
Also, I thought haggis was made with lamb/sheep offal? Heart/lungs/liver.
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your country is a shit and i cant wait the day we invade and shot every single one of you
I'm sure you can pick between Kraft pickles and Nestle pickles.
>those giant seeds slapped onto the sides of the bread
'no'
they only do that shit to make it look authentic
nobody ate bread like that in the past senpai, they'd call it poor work if they did see seeds half that size
In the south it is. Loads of people eat it, dipshit.
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>Czech invasion of America
I want this to be the next call of duty
Pumpkin seeds in bread are god tier, shut up Colgate.
Not sure what part of the south you live in, but that is definitely a thing here in Georgia. It's gross, but it is a thing.
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honestly would still eat that desu
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Sorry mate but polish bread tastes like shit.
Fuck sourdough.
Proper loaf right here m8.
I didn't say everyone ate them.
But don't act like you're some kind of representative of the entire south when you say you've never heard of it.
wew you guys are salty. you would probably be shocked at just the amount of different types of salt we have. last nights dinner to show how us poor burgers eat
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>Chips and beans
God tier
RARE CREDIT CARD FLAG
k.
>11 posts by this ID
>getting this triggered
You know we could just trawl peopleofwalmart, Right?
just cuz you like it doesn't make it acceptable