TRUMP GENERAL - 200% SMUG EDITION

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th

CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18

ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump and Bernie Meet Face to Face
youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Other urls found in this thread:

dailycaller.com/2016/05/09/facebook-made-black-lives-matter-trend-by-inserting-it-into-news-feeds/
hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CLINTON_EMAILS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-05-09-13-45-09
realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/09/msnbcs_joe_scarborough_responds_live_on_air_after_trump_tweets_he_stopped_watching.html
msnbc.com/msnbc/what-trumps-potential-vice-presidential-picks-are-saying
blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit
infowars.com/cnn-struggles-to-find-democrat-not-voting-trump/
theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/05/09/attn-stuart-stevens-and-the-never-trump-coalition-the-monster-vote-is-very-real/
predictit.org/Market/1234/Who-will-win-the-2016-US-presidential-election
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

MOVEMENT

Been reading Scott Adams blog and he has me half convinced Trump is a genius and it's all planned. Is he right? I'm thinking maybe it's at least 50 percent luck.

dailycaller.com/2016/05/09/facebook-made-black-lives-matter-trend-by-inserting-it-into-news-feeds/
dailycaller.com/2016/05/09/facebook-made-black-lives-matter-trend-by-inserting-it-into-news-feeds/
dailycaller.com/2016/05/09/facebook-made-black-lives-matter-trend-by-inserting-it-into-news-feeds/

>DRUDGE REPORT: STATE DEPT: NO EMAILS FROM CLINTON IT STAFFER...
hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CLINTON_EMAILS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-05-09-13-45-09

what did they mean by this?

...

Here is the part where Joe got ultra butthurt about Trump and tweets, from todays morning.
And remember folks #nomoremorningjoe

realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/09/msnbcs_joe_scarborough_responds_live_on_air_after_trump_tweets_he_stopped_watching.html

THE TRUMPGEN THREADS NEVER STOP, THANKS TO ALL OUR MAGA OPS!!!

NEBRASKANFAGS:

MAKE SURE YOU VOTE TOMORROW!! WE WANT TO SEE THE RAT @ LITERALLY 0.5%

can someone help Austria up?

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>tfw losing respect for Ron Paul
Come on Ron, I know Trump doesn't fit your ultra libertarianism but stop taking random soundbites and taking them as truths.

>you will never witness Trump's ass ravaging of Cuomo in person

Could we tone down the racism and anti-islam stuff please, guys?

My qt paki gf is over and I don't want her looking over my shoulder and seeing some of this shit.

Cheers.

Donald Trump does not just wing out insult nicknames. I guarantee you he thinks, and probably even consults, about them. The selection process is not random. All the nicknames go straight to the heart of things about the targets that they are themselves aware of and self-conscious about. That's why they work. Did you see how hysterically enraged Goofus Fauxcahontas got the other night? He reduced her to dysfunction with one word.

Guys, although I think Webb makes the most sense for VP, who do you want to / think will get it?

msnbc.com/msnbc/what-trumps-potential-vice-presidential-picks-are-saying

It seems a lot of people are saying they haven't been contacted about it. Will it be out of left field? Would Newt be a good choice?

trump

>you will never record guides together with Ivanka on how to vote for Mr. Trump

Get this man in office.

summarise or screen cap or archive mane

When will BLM die?

Stroke softly, Stroke-chan.

>used to browse /x/ Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>now only use Sup Forums for Trump general

THAT GOES FOR WEST VIRGINIA TOO.

>WE NEED THE ALL TIME RECORD
>WE NEED THE WAR ON COAL TO STOP
>MAKE YOURSELVES HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR

TOMORROW WV - GO DO IT

>yfw the Philippines is getting right wing death squads

>Goofus
That is the best fucking nickname for that cunt. It's totally PC yet absurd at the same time, unbelievably effective.

Hillary stroke when?

When the head of the snake is cut off, it will stop slithering.

A lot of taglines in the media and used by his campaign have come from his internet community like Sup Forums. not all or even most but some.

this is a movement and trump train to name two

When President Trump declares them a terrorist organization

He predicts that Trump will win in a landslide this November.

I'm not a betting man, but I'll make an exception.

During the first debate with Trump

movement is from TIME

Lolbertarianism is a meme and Ron Paul is a faggot, pretty much Bernie Sanders tier, you see that right?. Both older men who follow meme ideologies and refuse to genuinely put up a fight to further those beliefs and defend what they stand for.

>goofus

Make America Great Again
BUILD THE WALL
TRUMP 2016
T: Sweden 420 1488

Someone take one for the team and expose Hillary

i thought morning joe and mika were Trump friends

Add the latest Scott Adams blog to the OP pls

blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit

>read your post
>didn't look at link
>started reply about Bureau of Livestock and Mines (B of Land Management)

Both need to be eradicated from the Earth, btw.

no it was here before TIME

THAT'S RIGHT, SENPAI- FORGOT ABOUT WV

MOUNTAINEERS AND CORNHUSKERS *MUST* MAGA IN THE PRIMARIES TOMORROW!!

NO FUCKING HOPE FOR THE RAT...IT MAY SEEM LIKE HE'S DISAPPEARED, BUT HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR CHEESE TO NIBBLE

STARVE THE RAT

No, MSNBC is more liberal than CNN and they finally showed their true colors this morning. Somehow everyone on Sup Forums is surprised.

I just watched the CNN interview from this morning.

Great stuff. Donald Trump once again beating the media at it's own game. I have yet to be disappointed by Donald. MAGA.

And she is goofy. She's gangly and awkward and ugly. Ugly people know they're ugly. They always do. I love this guy. He could have mopped the floor with Bongo. Damn shame, but at least I lived to see this much.

Scarborough's bosses have been pissed at how nice he's been to Trump on his show, and they probably finally threatened to cancel him

-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckqueen

She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:

-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"

She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person

What is Trump actually going to do (no meme replies pls)?
He isn't even a civic nationalist let alone a white nationalist.

Make America Great Again

CARLY AND I ARE TAKING NEBRASKA, PUNK. SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW NIGHT, FRIENDS. GOD BLESS.

p.s. not memeing

hey m8 did I miss anything?

Not surprised at all. I always thought it was weird as fuck that this show was supposedly pro Trump.

Almost like clockwork once the primary ended, they turned on Trump. Now they'll shill for that ugly fat post menopausal cunt.

I see what you're getting at.
But it be untruthful to say that Ron Paul is a faggot. He's just fighting for a quasi-correct ideology that can get corrupted way too easily. That's really where Libertarianism fails.

I'm working on it.

He's an American Nationalist. Now go worship your failed Reich and praise allah buses

Build wall, say fuck you to China, and ban mudslimes from Jihading. Get with the program Nigel.

America will never be great again without white nationalism

Does this mean mods are pro Trump?

:^)

>GOD BLESS.
You have the audacity to finish you sentence with something like that after having LITERALLY opposed God all the way through the primaries & lying about Mr. Trump again and again?

SHAME ON YOU!

Does Ron still not like trump?

Even just not-PC nationalism works fine. Where dindu/cartel culture isn't idolized

Clinton status: 100% STUMPED

infowars.com/cnn-struggles-to-find-democrat-not-voting-trump/

>ugly people know they're ugly
As an ugly person, I can confirm.

End third world immigration
Deport illegals
Streamline and improve first world European immigration

In 10 years America will be the greatest country of all time.

I can't shake the feeling that this entire mini-feud with Ryan is pure theatrics that he and Trump cooked up together weeks ago

Trump will announce Ryan as his VP

>but Ryan said he doesn't want the VP slot! Just like he didn't want to be speaker of the house right?

>what advantage does this give Trump?
After a week of the narrative being "can Trump unify the party" he snags the support of the posterboy for reluctant republicans

>but Ryan was Romney's VP pick too, people will compare Trump to Romney
Yes they will. And the comparison will look pretty favorable. The idea will seep in that if Trump can just be slightly better than Romney was we can win (because Hillary doesn't have the full Obama coalition)

ALSO NOTE: All of this will be timed to occur right before Trump's interview with Megyn Kelly. The two events occuring so close together will complete Trump's 3rd act and unify the GOP.

>Trump appeared in a video praising The Dark Knight Rises' cinematography

Meme Magic is getting scary now boys.

Reading this now.

This

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MAGA
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YOU DIDNT MISS DEM TRIPS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :^)

also, scarborough suggested supporting a 3rd party candidate instead of trump or clinton. trump then got into a twitter feud with him

Cruz barely won his own home state of Texas, and he is a lot less liked by Oklahoma since his hesitation to drop out.

I think he sees Trump as too corruptible.
Either way, its a childish feud.

>You don't want your country to be taken over by spics?
>NAZI NAZI NAZI
Fucking cuck

Unghhh, Can't wait to see what Trumps next play is.
When is Trumps interview with Megyn Kelly?

Look at the background.

>-She's a cuckqueen
There's no evidence of this. It's a Republican-funded lie and pathetic attempt to smear the Hillary movement.

Nice try Pedro but I hate skinheads

Is Trump on Hannity or anything tonight?

I hate that #CruzMissile posts have gone away. Things have become so serious.

And I was posting this years ago.

MEME
MAGIC
IS
REAL

The real cuck is the guy worshipping a country his country men died fighting

ah alright then mate
Hmm upsetting. Do you think he may come around?

oh fug

>theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/05/09/attn-stuart-stevens-and-the-never-trump-coalition-the-monster-vote-is-very-real/
If this holds true, Trump will win in a landslide. Fantastic.

The Don's interview with Bimbo Megyn is scheduled for Tuesday, May 17th

What happens on that day is anyone's guess

If you got Disqus account, come here and troll, there are some real delusional Shillary fans here

predictit.org/Market/1234/Who-will-win-the-2016-US-presidential-election

>Streamline and improve first world European immigration
Proof? I really fucking doubt it.
For now.

>girlfriend
Sure, faggot

They're here guys. Do not reply to this fuckstick:
2aJ0BLRW

You theory has failed the plausibility test

>German girl doesn't have a G3

AH SHIT

And they want us to believe that this was all there was.

as far as afaik, mods do not have a position

i liek trump tho :^)

i also like bernie, but not as much lately.. wish there was a trump of the left

Show them modern day London then London if Hitler won and we'll see what they pick

So it appears the interview already took place

When was it taped, senpais?

this matters how?

>Clinton's strategy is to ignore Trump
WINNING STRATEGY WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE