TEXANS RAIDERS GAMETHREAD

Why is this a playoff game edition

DARAIDUH

Oakland is /comfy/ bruh no need to hate, however toxins have no business being in this game. Literally memed their way in with a weak ass division

>raidniggers

POST TEXAS

This game is going to be fucking garbage. The raiders suck fat penis without that pasty nigga Carr. Texans have sucked dick since 1965 so I don't expect them to do anything other than choke. Why do the playoffs suck this year? There's like 3 good teams

trent dilfer looks like a gay pornstar especially that bald dude who takes it from trannies (hes on big sausage pizza)

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Who strikes spaghetti paydirt first

What an awful match up

will any meme plays happen or is this fated to be garbage?

i have texas for this game but who knows

memes expecting even if it's a shit game

Lets just get this over with.

i find her raspy voice attractive

Today's game is an important one, my friends. Hopefully Cook can step up to the challenge.

God damnit... can't unsee. That being said, that dude is lucky as hell. What a job.

Hou -4

BASED MATT

>poking fun of matt

HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS

HE DESERVED A RING GOD DAMMIT

HIS WILL BE DONE.
remember at the start of the season when I said I'd meme this team to the owl? Today is the first step there.

What position do you play m8?

>10 points in an owl
>"Deserved a ring"

Hmm...

put vs inbetween texans and Raiders

and make sure that the OP image is football related so people join the thread

Even with Carr's injury, how much of a chance do you give the Raiders today?

IT'S COOK TIME TO SHINE

COWARDS AND MEME POSTER ARE NOT WELCOME IN RAIDERS NATION.

>That being said, that dude is lucky as hell. What a job.

bruh fucks and gets fucked by trannines

fukn scust

They are 4 point underdogs, so take that as you will. The spreads are usually really accurate.

Go Raiders.

just got home with dominos. how did i do for my first time watching the playoffs?

This is gonna be the first playoff game I can actually remember and I honestly can't see it going well. G-go Raiders.

>rookie qb
>first start is the WC game
>texan's have a good defense

unless that fucker is the second coming of tom brady, raiders are gonna get fucked

P L A Y O F F S

ONE DAY THE BEARS WILL BE BACK IN THEM

Master memester

How does Houston manage to be 4x bigger than Dallas but still be Dallas' little brother?

25%
Injuries all over their pro bowl line, wide outs are banged up, Cooks first ever start.
Hes only taken snaps for like 2 weeks now.

would you bleach lisa salters?

>pineapple on all 3
failure

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you doing good, real good famalam. too many desserts. not too many sweets when you're with they boys watching the fish.

that sauce is a disgrace

>pineapple

wait wtf

>Texans have #1 defense
This is a joke right?

>mccuck fired
>raidniggers about to be humiliated by the toxins on national tv

2017 is looking good

>Pineapple
I actually hope you die in a fire

I intentionally saved the worst-looking spaghetti I could find. It's symbolic of this game.

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>get 3 pizzas
>all the fucking same
You fucked up

>2 shit quarterbacks
>2 great defenses

I think Osweiler will do just enough to win although dont be surprised if Cook checkdowns his way to a win.

>chargers leaving imminent
is it though?

why are the raiders starting a rookie qb who has never played? Is this some sort of genius strategy?

Can you guys give me a stream where you can see the commercials?

Post Toxins sluts

Looking good from LA

Was Donald Penn always this good? If so, why did the Bucs let him go?

You're thinking of the Super Bowl. There aren't any good commercials today.

what is this new meme where all broadcasters try to pronounce Clowneys first name as awkwardly as possible

fair enough

>2 great defenses

Carr didnt show up?
Little disappointed in that tbhfam.
He should be their for his team and help guide cook.

hhehe look what i have

what are you guys eating?

Will they boo Brock?

do we want him to win? He seems like a good guy?

>Rookie
>Loves the game
>humble
>First start ever
>First playoff start ever
>scared
>nervous
>brock osweiler gets paid 50x more than him yet he doesn't care and wants to win even though his fanbase would stab him on the street
>lonely, most likely posts on Sup Forums

we will call him the next humble tom brady

Daily reminder it'll be a Falcons/Pats SB.

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Why did you save a thumbnail? Is this some sort of genius strategy?

>Carr didnt even travel with his team
>he's in cali eating pineapple pizza posting itt

they will if he shits the bed (so yes)

LET ME WIN A SUPERB OWL WITH YOU

wish tomorrow's games were today instead so we could have a snowb owl.

damn this is gonna be a shitty game

Dallas= rich, white, fit, good looking, successful, world class infrastructure, educated

Houston=poor, smelly from oil, non-white, ugly, uneducated, 3rd world infrastructure

who tf is this kneegrow singing bruno mars on the madden 17 commercial

Im nfl casual

What if Cook leads the Raiders to win the Super Bowl and becomes the next Tom Brady?

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Why are people so surprised when a measurable thing is measured?

If you think their defense sucks because of eating a shitty division, fine. But why are you surprised they're the #1 defense when they are measurably, mathematically, objectively, statistically, the #1 defense, in multiple categories?

who /missedtheplayoffs/ here?

Those toppings aren't quite my speed (also a little variety would be better), but overall you've done well friendo.

There will be no next Tom Brady, for he is eternal

I want to believe lad

ALLAH AKABART

Texans have been running the afc south for years now lol.

TYBC

GET FUCKING HYPE

Ill never turn my back on based Carr.

Me. But at least we cucked the Zhihawks.

this to be honest

Reporting

>tfw just rooting for Gints and Boys to go out early

Not disagreeing with the statistics but I was just surprised it was the Texans who were #1

They have munchie boxes in Canada? Super jelly, leafbro

>totally forgot that there was an NFL game today
I wonder how bad the ratings will be

>dak rookie vs cook rookie
rookie owl would be comfy

who /loadeduponschedule1substancestogetthroughthegame/ here?

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ITT: teams better than the texans that were left out

i'll start
>titans
>ravens
>broncshits
>eagles

Get out with your tranny bullshit, faggot.

>its a raiders texans episode

We deserved to.

Will the Patriots play any of these teams or will the divisional teams rip them apart?

If by running you mean be slightly less putrid than the others then sure.

>world class infrastructure
>white

Confirmed for never having been to Dallas