Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there

How do you react?

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i call her and gay faggot!

Subdue her and call the police, no femnazi mafia is going to violate my private property rights.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I'd probably start farting.

become a helicopter and fly away

You'd still walk into her.....

Are you dumb??? You'll just end up walking the same direction. You are a literal fucking retard, OP. kys

take off all my clothes and say "ive seen yours, its only fair that you see mine."

offer her something to drink, then tell her she has nice tits

Ever thought that some of those "I do a 360" just means 180° round one axis and 180° around another? so they would walk out on their hands - as an example.

Hang yourself you nigger. You're a waste of space and nobody gives a single shit about your irellevant opinion you literal ape.

Newfags spotted

Really? Why do you bother yourself answering?

you fags have ran this meme so far into the ground you should seriously consider killing yourself

...Hello?

at least you don´t know there the two times 180° is coming from. And yes well, the 13 year old who called me a nigger. but well newfags everywhere.

fake and gay

Grab her by the pussy

Bitch can make me a sandwich

ask her to leave but dont get too mad because i never lock my door

pour gasoline onto her and then throw a lit match towards her. "Looks like you're the girl on fire."

>How do you react?

I don't react, I erect.

Jeez that's really poor.

>she is a robot puppet of the media, and i know that because of that, she cannot understand what i say, but can read my mind.
>start thinking of african children brutally murdering each other with machetes and of traps fucking middle-aged men.
>she staggers back from the mind rape.
>pull out my backpack kalashnikov, shoot her in both knees.
>fuck her robot mouth, smack her with 20 inch dildo.
>take out popeye's biscuit, shove it down her throat with no drink.
>the robot bitch cannot breathe with the airway obstruction, slowly dies as her servos and capacitors spark up and burn her skin from the inside out.
>send dead robo corpse to hackers who leaked the fappening with my condolences.

You dont have to talk but you do have to eat these
>hands her a bowl of eggs

>What are you doing here? How did you get in?


Obviously the rest depends on how she responds to these questions. I mean, its a celeb, that has somehow broken into my place

Shocked, then pleased, then welcoming.

The only newfag here is you. Hope you get cancer you subhuman ;P

"hey what are you doing here haha"

Probably nothing. She is a 6/10 at best with a flat pancake ass. Wouldn't be that impressed if she was not a celeb, and probably wouldn't give her a second glance if I just ran into her at a bar or something.

become husband and wife
make children
grow old together
boom done

>>Walks away.

What part of "walks away" did you newfags not understand?

>>Walks
>>>AWAY.

I'd fuck her right in the pussy!

faggot

holy fuck check this
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He said "Walk away" It don't matter if he did a 1080 or a 6453450 he's still going to walk away.

He basically did a Michael Jackson spin and then walked away.

smile and ask for a picture with her

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ask her to suck my dick

Why do all these women somehow have access to my house?

>I saw your tits
>I saw your pussy

>go about business as usual
>don't even acknowledge or speak to her
>wait til she gets bored and tries to leave
>landmines in the front yard take her out