Complains that metal is just macho posturing with no actual content

>complains that metal is just macho posturing with no actual content
>gives As and Bs to funk/hip-hop albums that are nothing but mindless dance grooves/bragging about your dick
H-A-C-K

why do we allow these music """""experts""""" to pollute our board?

He's a hack. Why do you care. If he says all of Lil Wayne's discography is flawless he needs to get his ears checked.

it's a smiple calculus
the funkers and hoppers? they have a dick to brag on no doubt
the metals? ha. there are no dicks there that's why there is a huge scream and guitar noise
christgau is a thinking man and he will respect a big penis every time

>pretends to be an egalitarian, decent, socialist type who one would presume supports equal rights, privacy, decent respect of all

>actually have no respect for other's privacy, hack into their computers, stalk them, constantly abuse them, act absolutely shamelessly and without any regard for common humanity, to the point of mixing it up with a community of pedophiles and plastering child images on the internet every day

critics.

Let's be honest. I've chased tail, it gets you in circles. It's a dog eat dog world and it's about who's got the biggest stick to give 'em, but I'm not bi-sexual; I'm an intellectual. Kids love it, parents love to hate it. Cats on the tin roof. +C

oh god lmao

He admitted to agreeing with Metallica's politics, but he didn't like their muscled image.

If you read Christgau's reviews carefully enough, you notice he rates artists based on how much pussy he thinks they get. Once you see it, you won't be able to unsee it.

why do you people give a shit about critics

>this just in, the guy who gave nicki minaj all A's is a hack
no shit

The proverbial pass the turd - a class act ritual of trial and error erecting from throne rags to riches the next rain man, our fire starter. Alternatively leave a bag on his doorstep, he'll have a hoot! It's shit or treat day in day out when all got is a jock-strap and a pen out, but sometimes it must be put down so you take your pen out and get to the dirty work, then you equip your hand with a pen and then get to the typewriter after enough horsing. Horse shit is the negro's crem-do-le - if you didn't think he was dark enough already. This is the critic's nightmare and fantasy package and parcel!

Is there anything worse than liberal old white people? It's like they think that if they still have the same shit ideology they had when they were young they won't get older or something.

this
>mfw people care what CRITICS have to say

>Is there anything worse than liberal old white people? It's like they think that if they still have the same shit ideology they had when they were young they won't get older or something.

There we go. Christgau had his shitty little punk movement back in the 70s and its accompanying politics, all of which are completely irrelevant today.

I agree. Metal has survived with a whole lot more dignity than alternative/punk or whatever he jerks off to.

Some funk is ok, a lot of it (for example most Rick James) are just grooves with no melody.

>If he says all of Lil Wayne's discography is flawless he needs to get his ears checked
He's getting old, maybe his hearing is going. Lyl.

actually he just rates stuff by how popular it is

he's the original reviewer shill

go to bed or go to your general asspained metalfag.

does this actually mean anything? also checked

This. Punk is, was, and always will be pure cringe.

If that were true, he wouldn't have been dicksucking all those 80s punk bands like NOFX and the Replacements who sold about 20 albums while Van Halen, AC/DC (which he didn't like), et al were filling stadiums.

His statement only goes so far as whether the popular band in question is "traditionally masculine" or not.

Literally worse than Scaruffi.
Also why do these types have the shittiest and most outdated website designs imaginable? Going to their sites is like a trip to 1997.
>tfw I feel nostalgic now that I said that