2017

>2017
>can't afford a rolex

explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

b8 aside; the keyword being almost.

seriously, though, is this pasta? It feels like pasta but I don't always read every asinine thread that pops up.

Jesus, you're fat as fuck

If you call spending an absurd amount of money on a item has two uses, namely telling the time and impressing people, afoording it, then sure I can afford it.

kill yourself you fucking manatee

hahahahaha

Shouldve used that money for a gym membership instead you fat faggot.

Born without knuckles. So sad. :.(

>i almost got laid

It's pasta along with the post with the grass clipping that the guy he claims paid 40$ for

Yeah but my arm doesn't look like uncooked dough

the key word is "ALMOST"
fat fuck

>_>

I never realised people could be so fat as to fill in the space between their knuckles. Learn something new every day.

OP is this you?

Nice fake Rolex.

>i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

Jesus fucking christ i haven't laughed this hard in years....Thanks OP.

Damn u are a fact piece of shit

Kek

>almost got laid
Bruh.

Keep going though, faggot. The more you spend on stupid shit the less you spend on food.

Your hand looks like a block of spam

how about you stop posting this same shit over and over, faggot

1 That says Bolex, not Rolex.
2 You're a fat fuck.

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I'd be able to afford a rolex too if I could pay for enough food to look like your fatass.

rollex