MURDER MYSTERY THREAD

MURDER MYSTERY THREAD

Doubles = Victim
Triples = Suspect
Quadruples = Killer

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kill me plz

i want death

Hm? Okay, fine.

i dont want to live anymore

well that didn't go as planned

Who dun it

roll

ez

yay i got ded

x2

haha i really like my nice house and white family

Come on anons, you have so much to live for!

Oh shit! Man down

so... not a mystery then

I want to die pls

You FUCKER you killed me!

Which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?

Kill me

Hey! You look suspicious. Drop the Skittles and Arizona iced tea and come here, boy

HEY! I am the victim here, fuck off. I even died twice to prove it

rerolling for death

I dindu nuffin

roll for this guy to die

prove you didn't do it in one sentence go

youtu.be/3dNhKWd0-hc

so it was you all along you stupid motherfucker?

nice

I SAID SENTENCE, I am now 99% sure you killed me

aaaaand he's dead again

rolling for the sweet embrace of death

Oh fuck, two in a row!
>devours donut
I wonder if there's anyone who can do anything!

youtu.be/TWbxdHdTdjg

I've died so many times and no one can even work out who it is gg i wanna kms

I have an alibi

I keep rolling to die but it won't fucking happen, take me mystery murderer

No.

fine, if you wanna join me, take this roll for your death

ayy lmao

I'm an innocent white male, I didn't do anything!

AYYO WHO BE DIS MYSTERY MURDERA? SHEEEEIIIT NIGGA I NEED TO HIDE MA KIDS N CUZZNS. HE MIGHT BRAKE IN N TAKE MAH FOOD STAMPS NIGGUH!

Trips cause I'm sus

all these innocent white men dying and there is only one suspect...

who it be?

Halp

who

Black bart

GRANTED

one last roll for death

AHEM

i Dindu Nuffin

Is -- is he carrying the dead guy?

you'll never find the bodies

Keep telling yourself that.

KILL ME ALREADY
DO IT NOW
AUGHAUGDHSFL

We're getting so damn close!
I can feel it...

Hmmm.

You can help me interrogate this scumbag, if you want.

We've got a mystery on our hands, Scoob.

I will find him...

Why would I do that as a completely unsuspicious individual?

RIP Shaggy

F

DAMNIT! The killer got away again.

IT'S JUSTICE, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

...

:)

kill my cock

oh hi there

>Kekitty kek

HOLY SHIT THAT BULLET WAS REALLY CLOSE

The mystery gunman is after our children!

>mfw i die

Did ya see who shot it, sonny?!

U too

nigs

ded

it was the fat guy

ded

Its not me guys

Shit, he's going after the eyewitnesses! Our precious evidence is going away

HORSE COP NOOOOOOO

I didn't do it cabron

I have to confess my murders to my lawyer...

I dont think so paco

if dead can i leave?
sorry for talking weirdly
came from haiku thread

why can't I die, anons?

Dont worry im here

Rolling

Kill me

Roller skating

Rollerino

OP if I'm victem that means I get my well deserved death
>roll

Check em

The man who lives under the garage stairs.

Faggot

...

Roll

if dubs it was suicide

I'm the killer.

I won't die

oh shit we got murders.