MURDER MYSTERY THREAD
Doubles = Victim
Triples = Suspect
Quadruples = Killer
MURDER MYSTERY THREAD
Doubles = Victim
Triples = Suspect
Quadruples = Killer
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kill me plz
i want death
Hm? Okay, fine.
i dont want to live anymore
well that didn't go as planned
Who dun it
roll
ez
yay i got ded
x2
haha i really like my nice house and white family
Come on anons, you have so much to live for!
Oh shit! Man down
so... not a mystery then
I want to die pls
You FUCKER you killed me!
Which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?
Kill me
Hey! You look suspicious. Drop the Skittles and Arizona iced tea and come here, boy
HEY! I am the victim here, fuck off. I even died twice to prove it
rerolling for death
I dindu nuffin
roll for this guy to die
prove you didn't do it in one sentence go
so it was you all along you stupid motherfucker?
nice
I SAID SENTENCE, I am now 99% sure you killed me
aaaaand he's dead again
rolling for the sweet embrace of death
Oh fuck, two in a row!
>devours donut
I wonder if there's anyone who can do anything!
I've died so many times and no one can even work out who it is gg i wanna kms
I have an alibi
I keep rolling to die but it won't fucking happen, take me mystery murderer
No.
fine, if you wanna join me, take this roll for your death
ayy lmao
I'm an innocent white male, I didn't do anything!
AYYO WHO BE DIS MYSTERY MURDERA? SHEEEEIIIT NIGGA I NEED TO HIDE MA KIDS N CUZZNS. HE MIGHT BRAKE IN N TAKE MAH FOOD STAMPS NIGGUH!
Trips cause I'm sus
all these innocent white men dying and there is only one suspect...
who it be?
Halp
who
Black bart
GRANTED
one last roll for death
AHEM
i Dindu Nuffin
Is -- is he carrying the dead guy?
you'll never find the bodies
Keep telling yourself that.
KILL ME ALREADY
DO IT NOW
AUGHAUGDHSFL
We're getting so damn close!
I can feel it...
Hmmm.
You can help me interrogate this scumbag, if you want.
We've got a mystery on our hands, Scoob.
I will find him...
Why would I do that as a completely unsuspicious individual?
RIP Shaggy
F
DAMNIT! The killer got away again.
IT'S JUSTICE, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
...
:)
kill my cock
oh hi there
>Kekitty kek
HOLY SHIT THAT BULLET WAS REALLY CLOSE
The mystery gunman is after our children!
>mfw i die
Did ya see who shot it, sonny?!
U too
nigs
ded
it was the fat guy
ded
Its not me guys
Shit, he's going after the eyewitnesses! Our precious evidence is going away
HORSE COP NOOOOOOO
I didn't do it cabron
I have to confess my murders to my lawyer...
I dont think so paco
if dead can i leave?
sorry for talking weirdly
came from haiku thread
why can't I die, anons?
Dont worry im here
Rolling
Kill me
Roller skating
Rollerino
OP if I'm victem that means I get my well deserved death
>roll
Check em
The man who lives under the garage stairs.
Faggot
...
Roll
if dubs it was suicide
I'm the killer.
I won't die
oh shit we got murders.