Hey nerd!

Hey nerd!
Chad appears
Level 1: 600 health
rules
Dubs: damage equals numbers, 99 = -99, 88 = -88, so on. 00 heals boss
Trips: if higher than bosses health instakill
Quads: heals boss
Quints: congrats, instakill, make a new boss lol
FIGHT!

Roll

589 hp
Also roll

I have trained for this

What happened to that website that actually tracked that sort of thing, when we had to fight a dragon and like roll for classes and there were healers who had to post a picture to heal and revive... what was it called ?

589 hp
Roll

Roooolll

523hp now

Roll

446 hp
Roll

446 hp
Roll

...

Relll

Roll
Kill the alpha

446, die chad!

Rolllll

Czeche'm

die fool

DIE!!!!!

You did it!

Rolling

Ayy

That was quick

...

He ded, thread over, lel

Ayyy I did it

rolling

Die die fucker

1shot

Kek that pic

Are you retarded?

>trips higher than bosses health

All retarded. Learn to read
>trips: if higher than bosses health

Imma kill dis nigguh

For the emperor

>FIGHT!
spays perfume on jarhead haircut

* DIRECT HIT! *

*poison damage*

Poor Chad...