How do I make money working from home

How do I make money working from home

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learn to spam and sell porn like everyone else

Grow weed then sell said weed

Program and sell firesticks with Kodi and a VPN. I sell and average of 5 a week @100$. That's 57$ profit on each one. 35 min to restore backup. Easy side money.

Call yourself a "consultant" and bill approximately all of the money to do simple as fuck work.

Get certified in Google AdWords and Google Analytics (it's free, and it's an open-book exam).

Managing an AdWords campaign is dirt simple; it's super easy to demonstrate increased revenue if you pull in environmental factors and if you're good at spewing bullshit confidently.

Seriously -- that's pretty much all I do, and I live very comfortably. Hook up with San Francisco companies, because they want to throw money at stupid shit. It helps to reset your schedule to Pacific Time -- they think it makes you look like a local, so they'll be more likely to work with you.

This ^

I know a guy that hasn't worked in years and he makes thousands

No kys

suck dick

glassware, chemicals. make meth

butthurt that I'm spilling the industry secrets, or just butthurt in general?

Run Swagbucks on your PC, if you are good at programming you can probably write a script to automate video watching. Buy a few computers or tablets and run a bunch simultaneously to increase profit.

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thinking about doing this, is it actually worth?

AYYY LMAO

I make £42k working from home as a software developer.

So do that

It really, really is. You need to be good at networking, you spend a lot of time looking for new clients (and you're self-employed, so you're not getting paid for the time you spend locking down a new contract), but it's no different than any other freelancing, and you can make serious bank.

I once got paid 10k for about 40 hours of work over the course of a month. So long as you can sell your results, you'll find companies that are eager to pay.

Imagine how few corporate executives know dick-all about IT and tech support? How they call in the hired help at the drop of a hat, just to clear out an error message because they forgot to eject a thumb drive? This is like that, except you're billing $150 per hour to tweak an ad campaign from your cell phone, while you're down at the pub reading a book.

This guy knows his shit

be a hooker

do you use stuff like SEMrush?

Can we get more information on this? Where do I look for clients Online? Is it really as easy as it sounds or does ot have a steep learning curve?

Mostly no; SEMrush isn't super reliable. Moz Pro is decent, but you'll always get better results with a client if you go straight to Google's tools, since, for most people, that's really the only search engine that matters.

SpyFU is mostly wrong, but it's nice for looking at what keywords a competitor is ranking for, and it's usually pretty accurate on that front.

Thanks

thanks user good stuff.

Also you could learn dropshipping

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Reach out. LinkedIn is decent, but you're probably better off just emailing a company directly.

"Hello CEO of Whatever Company,

I've been reading your blog / I saw your recent mention in such-and-such / I've been following your work and I wanted to reach out. I see that you're doing great work, but I haven't seen you mentioned on many of my feeds, and I think I can help you increase your reach / I can get your blog / site / whatever in front of a broader audience / etc.

I'm a google adwords-certified consultant; do you mind if I ask what you're spending on your ad campaigns right now? What if I told you that, for $100 per month, you'd have a good chance of getting (ten / twenty / apprppriate figure) more conversions per month?

What would that be worth to you?

I will be glad for your reply, and I look forward to our continued partnership.

Thank you sincerely for your time, and all the best,

Me."

It's pretty much just that, and you spam it until someone bites.

Obviously the example comes off like a hardsell, but you'd never write it quite that way.

As for the work itself, it's actually super simple.

Take the Analytics and AdWords certification courses (free; you can do the full course comfortably inside of a week) and learn your shit, then just sit back and watch how many people are massively inept at doing basic internet marketing.

You. I like you. You took Tai's course or you simply just thought outside the box?

Thanks, dude!

I'm not aware of Tai's course; I trained myself in digital marketing for a company I was working with, but it became apparent pretty quickly that there was more money in it for me if I just went freelance and called myself an SEO consultant and digital marketing professional than there ever was working on the old contract.

did you also study marketing in university or something? just curious

Nope -- I did go to uni, but my degrees were all humanities. Classics, Linguistics, and Philosophy. I haven't taken a business or marketing course since the mandatory one in grade 9 (Ontariofag). I have a pretty good eye for numbers and data, though, and that's definitely an asset. Visualizing data, even with graphing tools, doesn't come naturally for everyone, and that's something you'll need if you're trying to chart ad-spend against return costs, or whatever. It helps to have a working knowledge of accounting or budgeting (like, a bare-bones understanding. If you can figure whether your ad campaigns are making money or not, you're golden)

Lmfao this is hilarious to me. This post is proof that the internet marketing age is the next step in money making. Tai has a full $997 course on this EXACT thing and I thought of it like 2 years ago.

hey im struggling with getting clients what's a good place to start?

1) Yep -- at least until the bubble bursts, it's a really sweet gig
2) Don't ever, ever pay money for a digital marketing course. It's guaranteed to be a scam. Imagine if I charged you $50 to look something up on wikipedia for you. It's absurd -- just take ten seconds and find your own answer. All the information is out there, because here's the thing

3) It's in Google's best interest if people are doing good digital marketing. They make a ton of money on ad revenue, so they want people to use the service. People will only use the service if the best content is the most easily found content. If you do your digital marketing job correctly, you /inform Google's crawler-bots/ of exactly what your content is, and who the best possible audience would be. Then they hook you up with that audience and everybody wins.

If they teach people, for free, how to do better digital marketing, they make billions of dollars in ad revenue.

So, the long and short of it, don't ever /pay/ for a digital marketing education because you're getting taken to the fucking cleaners.

What do you mean by a bursting bubble? Seems pretty stable to me

If you live in a big city, walk around for a day with a notebook and record every major business / company you see. Then google each one, and see which one is showing up on
-Google My Business (the thing with the map and the phone number in the SERPs)
-Yelp
-Yext
-Its own website

(If you don't live in a big city, pick a city at random and look up a list of business news for the past year and pick a few stand-out names)

If you find a big one that doesn't have a digital presence, reach out ASAP.

If you find one with a shitty presence, reach out and ask who's doing their digital marketing, because you can see several areas for improvement.

"Your menu needs to be optimized for mobile"
"Your site loaded really slowly because your landing page loaded high-res images in the background that ended up getting compressed"
"Your title tags weren't clear"
"Your domain had a crawl error, so it isn't getting properly indexed"
"you weren't showing up in local search"
"You were on page 5 but [major competitor] had an ad on the front page, with this keyword"

Then you offer a tip, "first one's free" and all that, then you make it clear that you can solve the problem. Then you negotiate a rate, then you get rent for a couple of months.

I don't see it lasting for long. The whole idea is that companies want to sell, not to buy. The natural outcome of good digital marketing is oversaturation, so it seems like, eventually, it will either be blocked, ignored, or so effective that it's made commerce more difficult as a result.

Like the housing bubble, or cable television. If the market gets oversaturated, ad placement will lose a lot of its value. If Google's algorithms get better, digital marketing won't matter (since content will be more easily evaluated automatically) so optimization won't matter anymore, and lots of us will be out of a job.

Thanks BrOP,
This is money talk literally you just gifted upon people. 80% of which it will have gone in one ear and out of their other.
I'd be interested in consulting with you further, please contact me at [email protected]

Emailing you, dude, and abandoning thread. It's coming up on 5am, and I'm done for the night.

It's been fun -- I hope some of this has helped some of you. Good luck!

So user, when you point out these type of things do you fix the problems or are you merely there to point them out, and then they go to a second/third party to get them fixed?
Are you just the doc doing the diagnostic?

Ok -- last reply, just to clear this up.

No, I'd be able to fix any of those problems, so long as the company gave me full access to their site. If they insisted in working with their own developer I'd coordinate with them to get it resolved. It works out, because a developer who might be perfectly capable of coding a new site might not know how to optimize it for mobile, for SEO, for local search, or whatever else.

Ideally, I'd identify the problems in order to short of show how I'd be useful, to find an in, then I solve them in order to get paid. (Solved problem should show increased revenue or increased traffic after 3 months, ballpark figure)

Email me too user at [email protected]. Would love to keep in touch.
Stay in contact with me too if you're serious user.

I absolutely will.

Lurking user here- Just emailed you, very serious about this. Let's keep in touch

Late coming to the threadcan someone forward me BROP's email how-tos?
[email protected]

intriguing

Not really, from what I've heard you lose more money on electricity than you gain

Step 1. Be rich.
Step 2. Make company.
Step 3. Work from home (define work as whatever you want, it doesn't matter)
Step 4. Fuck up the entire economy.
Step 5. Lose all your money.
Step 6. Get state corporate welfare that makes you rich again.
Step 7. Bitch about poor people getting anything at all and being lazy.

I do it, but i have a stream on my property, so i have a few homemade water turbines powering my bitcoin mining room.

You forgot to say "lobby for politicians to keep laws that put the safety nets for the rich to never stop being rich at the expense of other taxpayers."

do you have a bit of free space?
grow mushrooms.
I grow king oyster and shiitake, they fetch a pretty good price.
they will grow on straw, wood, shredded cardboard, coffee grounds, and of course logs.

Interested. Can you tell me more? Who do you sell them to? Where did you get the seeds or whatever? How did you learn?

Trading cryptocurrenies. I know a guy who turned $150 into $4700 in a little over a month.

local restaurants and hotels, spawn is cheap, you can buy on ebay or direct from growers, just google for edible mushroom spawn and you'll find one near you.

Prices vary wildly, so don't expect to make a living off it unless you have a fuckton of free space, like a large garage or barn. but as a hobbyist, you can make a good bit of beer money from it
king oyster is the easiest for beginners to grow.

If you aren't scared of the law, you can try psilocybe cubensis and sell to dirty hippies

learned all i know from mycotek and shroomery forums

How much profit would you say you fetch?

Cool, thanks. Is getting the spawn or seeds for magic mushrooms easy?

Until he gets caught cause he's a dumbass

you got to know the right people for that. if you have a weed guy chances are he can hook you up or know someone who can.

I know a guy who knows you're a faggot.

What's your yield? How much space? Shiitake are only 15 Eur/kg here.

Get E*TRADE and trade stocks

last flush of king oyster was aound 9kg, got £7 per kg.
but as i said before, the price can vary wildly by season, mood of the buyer, etc. least i've accepted is £4, most is £12(per kg)
you'll get more for log grown shiitake than rice and verm grown, chefs can be fussy.

space is a small garage with stackable shelving, its not terribly proffessional. big logpile in the garden of willow, cherry and rowan keeps the shiitakes coming, i move a few indoors for out of season flushing.

Hey, that's really cool. I have a shit-ton of land. I'm seriously considering this. One more very important question I forgot to ask, how long do they take to grow?

logs are a long term project, from inocculation to mushrooms maybe 3-4 months if you have good conditions. a good sized log pile will fruit for many years though.

substrate growing is much quicker, but many chefs will turn their nose up. a bag of shiitake spawn on brown rice flour and vermiculite will give you mushrooms in a couple of weeks, and you'll get 3 or four flushes before you have to begin again.

king oyster would be my suggestion. its very fast, will grow on literal garbage, tastes great and chefs love it.

if you have a wood chipper, then chipped hardwoods mixed with a bit of gypsum and sawdust will give you a bumper batch of king oyster.
if no chipper, then shreddedcardboard will do. (unbleached brown stuff)

Woah, you weren't kidding bout the garbage. Thanks. I know my summer project.

do a couple of small substrate grows first to get a feel for it. once you have a good colonization you can break up the mycellium and infect some other stuff, saves you constantly buying spawn bags.

once you've got the hang of it, you can let some fruits mature and save your own spores