New Zealand Thread

New Zealand Thread
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Surely not everyone's out on a Friday night?

Why are IDs even gone?

where my hood niggas at

damn students

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Which one is you?

NEW ZEALAND GARBAGE

Pls no bully

Jesus you're hot. How old are you? I can come collect you if you like, got plenty of room in the back of my ute.

>tfw lamb season is nearly over

good feels

A couple of naughty christchurch lads got convicted for raping a 15 year old

stuff.co.nz/national/crime/93534920/brandon-roche-and-brooke-rolleston-guilty-of-raping-15yearold-girl-in-mums-room-at-party

Why did they even contest the charge? I thought anyone under 16 couldn't legally give consent anyway?

>Why did they even contest the charge?

You're assuming they are guilty.

> maybe they only talked and she screamed raep
> maybe they fucked her but she said she was 18
> maybe she just wants to destroy them
> maybe her mummy and daddy found out she got willingly tagged teamed so she told them she didn't know what was happening

Always two sides to the story. I'll side with the guys initially. Chicks can make up shit and destroy lives.

Posting nz noots

I like the way you think about this because most people tend to think when guys are accused of rape they 100% did it, but i think it's important to not take any sides on the issue due to not being sure. The article makes it sound like the girl was keen (due to witnesses accounts of her behavior and facebook messages) and also states that she didn't remember anything so she wouldn't remember if she consented or not.

Tiny bumperiny

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Any Wellington ones?

i got high and im certainly going to eat this entire countdown banana bread with Hershey kisses

But that should be irrelevant anyway. Only people 16 and over can legally consent to sex according to NZ law. If she was 16 it might have been a different case

Look I am in a sticky situation. My mum left me with my 4 year old brother and I literally told him to not come in my room. So he waltz in midwank, I turn around thinking it's my girlfriend and climax as I turn cum is drizzled down on this poor boy I feel like a shit brother so he is covered in semen and starts crying. My girlfriend walks in right after seeing me buttnaked with my brother covered in semen I throw a blanket over him and he falls over onto me and I fall onto my fish tank smashing the tank. My girlfriend run s to save the fish dropping them into mugs in my room that are filled with Mountain dew. What the fuck do I do now.

Siding with anyone initially is a waste of time. Especially if you know them in real life.

She is wellington but I have a few others too

Hawkes Bay>??

In that case, it's important to make the distinction between rape and statutory rape.

whats up Nelson

Fuck off you semen covered cum slut

There's no such thing as rape, just surprise sex

one outs, farmers carpark

Evening!

This needs to become pasta.

Last couple were wellington but this one is Dunedin

haha, touche!

I'll fuck your aunty so hard she'll be hoping for vaginal reconstruction surgery for Christmas. Too bad your family is Jewish, no Xmas gift for aunt small tits.

alright cunt, nelsons a small place. whos this

who has marlou voss nudes?

This is fucking Jarrod from Bunnings. I'll cut slash 15 % off for your jewish ass. Too bad we don't have any Wheelbarrows in stock for your aunt, I guess you'll have to carry her out.

uHhHH any hawkes bay niggas?

Sup my black negro wanna lick some>?

Jarrod, do you know who the fuck you're talking to?

Fuck knows, one of the fucking jewish lads.

Jarrod Hawes

Fucking nailed the cunt right there. Fuck me sideways and call me slutbastard9000.

are u Mans?

nah mate

UHHHHHH any havelock niggas

I want to caress my watercress while molesting a small fish

Sup homebrew oreo

wuddup niggg

SMELL MY FINGER

Kek...

Q here I attempt to sleep early but it didn't go so well.

i cumd

fuck off

Fuck off you silly cum guzzler, no one likes a small titted cock flopper like you

Do you want me to really make you cum because I will ram hot tongs in your nasal cavities and let you listen to me lick your earlobes wet.

1001 nigger-degrees

Why do you guys say such weird shit?

Hamilton

any havelock cunts wanna meet at maccas and fuck

whats weird? Do you like me? Lets meet up.

Depends. I want someone who isn't intimidating.
I'm intimidated by manly men.

There is so much wrong about this statement... Lmao.

Fucking Ace nigga fucking ace. I will tear your asshole so hard we will be able to fit a 20 pack of McNuggets

I will eat you.

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I would come and join you guys in there unfortunately I am not a faggot

Scotty will pop a boob.

no

>lamb season
The what now?

gross

>having an erection while giving a blowjob

That's gay as fuck dude.

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I fucking know right?

lamb is processed during a certain season, normally late spring-winter. Working in lamb processing is a Seasonal job, hence the exclamation

It's pretty fucking hot aye.

Think about it, he's so turned on by sucking that cock that he's fucking hard.

FUCK

Where do I find a guy like that?

Oh cool. So can you like live on that? Work your ass off during that season and then just go kiwi hunting for the rest of the year?

Why cant i find and maori tongan or samoan porn

Which one?

Yeah mang, I make about 45k a year. It's common for most people in the job to save during the on season and cost the off season. 9 months on, 3 guaranteed months off to do whatever the fuck you want.

It helps that a lot of factories are in small rural towns so cheap rent and you dont spend fuck all money because no shops.

Bottom

Tell you what's real gay, sucking a guys dick and being able to feel him precum because he's enjoying it so much.

but on that note you've got to find a good factory, some dont make as high profit or pay as well. But you can get trained up on knives, get all your qualifications and drop the gig to be a butcher.

Grindr/hornet.

Heaps of twinks like that around.

Wut? A quick Google search will find you Maori though?

you can and it's fucking gross

I've searched for New Zealand porn before and all I saw were vids of Maoris and Islanders

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henlo proud abbo here tokin a bush yea?

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any non faggots from hamilton around?

Am I the only straight guy ITT? Seriously, don't wanna be a cunt but I hate faggots.

You guys are looking damn good in the AC.
I can't believe Barker is sailing for Japan though. He's going to go from damn near winning the thing last time to getting eliminated in the qualifying rounds this time.

soz only gay dudes and a couple of homo women around

>New Zealand

Sup Forums doesn't need a thread about a fictional place

/thread

fuck off, nzg on Sup Forums has been around longer than you obviously have ya newfag

What if I'm a straight faggot?

Yeah I wonder about that too. I never knew NZ existed.

Also chch reporting

Doesn't compute?

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