Who wants to fuck me?

Who wants to fuck me?

Some faggot probably would

Thanks for being the first faggot to respond

Or a 6 year old grill who knows? We aren't six year old girls so we can't guess

I only fuck grown women. Indulge your sick fantasies elsewhere

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My fantasies aren't sick but you are

Checkmate retard

Your playing checkers tard

ur a bottom's dream, but a top's nightmare dude

That sometimes happens when my thick hot load goes down the wrong way

Interesting. Elaborate

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Reminds me of your mom last night regurgitating my semen

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha virgin!

That's checkmate

I, absolutely. Protip: I'm gay and I have AIDS

Keep posting those. Since everyday on Sup Forums is opposite day, it only signals how jelly you are...and FYI, that's not how the "virgin detected" response works.

Sucks to be you. But you knew that already, didn't you?

*[zalgo]You're a faggot[/zalgo]*

My big cock in this Chinese pussy suggests otherwise

I'd hope to Mary sweet mother o Moses that no one has because Oh my days mate are you a fuckin monstrosity or what

Wow. You must be a real cocksman to get a Chinese girl to fuck you.

On a side note, lookat that wee lil pecker, are ye cold user? Need a blanky? Perhaps some Viagra to be injected directly to that poor excuse for a cock

You're right...my flat tone stomach, low hanging soft cock and balls, and my full head of luxurious hair is fucking horrendous by Sup Forums standards

It's flaccid numbnuts. You wish your shriveled little dick hung that low soft

Post any of your OC and we'll compare. Oh wait, let me guess, you have none because you spend your days living vicariously on Sup Forums

Yknow your sad btw when 4chans version of fat basted starts roasting your ass like mini me after the end credits to goldmember

You give yourself too much credit. Your version of roasting is lukewarm at best. And since everything on Sup Forums is inversely related to reality, your unimaginative memes only reaffirm my ridiculous levels of hotness.

Maybe I would, if I could see it, until that time, let's worry at the matter at hand aye?

I'm just joking, don't get all hot n bothered lad.

Image search says you do

your mother

Jesus Christ that's a lot of rubber

Again giving yourself too much credit. You posted an Austin Powers meme. That's not really that edgy. Try again

To much credit for wot boyo? I've not done anythin

All I did was say I was fat bastard be I'm a 5'5 240 pound Scottish immigrant

I'm getting more responses than a Paki "girl" saying she loves black dick. I knew I was beautiful

ask your granddad