Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there

How do you react?

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Who the hell are you, get the fuck out of my house (I have no idea who Jennifer Lawrence is)

rub out her make up
get disappointed
then tickle her anus and call her samantha

OH MY GOD YOUR BOOBS ARE BLIND!

I tell her to give me a $300,000.01, or I call the gendarmerie/press charges for trespassing.

"Back for more already?"

I drop my pants and take a huge shit right then and there. I

tell her to grab a seat and go take a 10minute shower

>dammit i dont have a white cat

Turn 360° and walk out.

Punch her in her cunt face.

Get on the floor and start licking her feet.

My Boobs are blinde, where are we goinge? Where are we goinge?

Look, we have another one of those retards, lol haha.
You do realise you'd just be facing the same direction if you actually turned for 360 degrees dumbo. -.-

Wow you actually are autistic

Turn around and find my wife and tell her I didn't fall for her tricks

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fukc youre mother retard

This

I'd ask her what she was doing in the asshole of America and if she wanted a beer.

>lol haha

moron detected

So many grammar errors....

>FUCK YOUR mother retard

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? What the fuck are you want?

That's not Jennifer Lawrence, that's geckochan but I would totally fuck geckochan

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he's obviously baiting you fucking retard newfag, make us all a favor and insert a gun inside your mouth and pull the trigger.

Dude learn to structure a sentence

i can learn to fuck youre mom

A dude sentence structure

Get ready to killed by a blue assassiano

Sentence structure, dude.

>Make sure I have right address.
>realize in at wrong house
>on wrong street
>in wrong city
>don't even really like the country
>get to airport to go home
>decide to get a ticket to the Caribbean instead
>get a job renting rowboats on the beach
>never come back ever

>I can learn to fuck YOUR mom

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Dude a dude, dude.

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Run as fast as I can to see my psychiatrist

A sentence dude is structure

What if your psychiatrist was Jennifer Lawrence?

Miss her

This is the bait on the bait baiter. Baitception is real man.

Those boobies don't have any eyes, that is clearly Jennifer Lawrence.

Then I'd kill myself because I told her about my step mom. Pretty sure she was in a stunned silence

you are for replying to that bait

Ja. I've been away for a bit and I heard she died. Any idea how?

>Hi, im a huge fan of your leaks
>then we fuck.

Even worse if your step mom was Jennifer Lawrence.

>check my map
>you have to eat all the eggs

Kill my dad and take her for myself

My Face

Rape rape rape

> look mom im an oldfag !!!!!!

>missing a semicolon
I can learn to fuck; you're mum.
Fucking retard.

This is how it plays out in my mind also

Except you left out the part where i cum in my pants when she smiles at me.

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kick her and keep kicking her until she miscarries.

But ur dad is already dead.Are you imagining things. Go get help.call ur psychiatrist.
>Jennifer Lawrence pick up the phone.

She's born already dimwit.

>>gettng her pregnant first for the win.

get tackled by her security team.

Grab her by the Trump.

Shoot her dead. Trespassing. I'm in Texas. We don't play that shit, faggot.

Ask her where her hot m8 is

fellow french fag spotted

Get awkward boner. Ask her if she's lost. Show her to the door. Fap to what might have been if I wasn't so beta

I walked in on her getting dressed at a dinner party here in Louisville in 2013. Moved here for college and have a friend who has a wealthy family.