>be me >550lb NEET >28 yo virgin >sitting in shithole apt last night >stinks in here. can't even stand own smell >rotting food, hoarder >feeling shitty about life >find good thread on/b/, feel better >intense itch in ass >have to work to move enough to scratch >straining to reach >work fingers between ass cheeks, takes forever to get to itch >feel something crawling on arm >ignore itch, pull arm out >cockroach.nigger >get really depressed, decide it's time to die >can't hang myself because man has not invented strong enough rope >no gun because NEETbux no pay for >only pills I have are Advil and antibiotic for foot infection
Keep on living. You deserve worse than death, you useless pathetic piece of trash.
Connor Barnes
Start playing World of Warcraft
Levi Kelly
how tf do u pay for the apartment
Jaxon Parker
How do you even let yourself get to that weight? Also how can you just sit in such filth and write to us calmly about it? You should be instead trying to find help to clean your disgusting abode.
Jose Peterson
>take control of your weight and health >maybe build up a skill like coding or learning a language >go to school? >jog daily At least you're not a two-time military washout like me. You still have some hope.
Connor Gomez
>jog daily >550 lbs >Jog Not likely going to happen user
Isaiah Lopez
>sitting in shithole apt last night >stinks in here. can't even stand own smell >rotting food, hoarder
1-drink glass of bleach 2-drink glass of ammonia 3-???? 4-profit
Jaxon Clark
Godspeed user
Logan Robinson
He's gotta start somewhere.
Elijah Bailey
just sit still until you die
Eli Hughes
Pic and timestamp plz.
Wanna know if youre bs'ing us or not.
Adam Baker
>can't hang myself because man has not invented strong enough rope
Invent it then you fat fuck
Cameron Sullivan
Kek
Cameron Allen
That's true, but I think at his weight he should start with walking. He wouldn't even make it 5' jogging where he is now.
Jordan Myers
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Ryan Collins
well the problem is that he can fuck up his knees seriously, too much weight to press on those knees. So what he should do is swimming, but I think that OP is just trolling us. 550 lbs? Yeah right...
Jackson Rivera
trolling?
on mah Sup Forums? naw...
Dylan Long
same thread as before.. i have autism, anxiety, depression, body dysmorphic disorder,and i'm antisocial, shy, suicidal,with no talent no hobby, no interest,ugly face, small dick, manlet.. but average looking, my mom says i'm a 5/10.. now i'm here and begging for attention..
Parker Miller
You'd actually be doing something useful with your life.
Jayden Smith
>same thread as before.. i have autism, anxiety, depression, body dysmorphic disorder,and i'm antisocial, shy, suicidal,with no talent no hobby, no interest,ugly face, small dick, manlet.. but average looking, my mom says i'm a 5/10.. now i'm here and begging for attention..
