Summer is over

>summer is over
>autumn dumping ground has begun

WELP

Feels batman

Jason has huge potential in him a la Crank but he keeps going for these cheapo cookie cutter movies that pretty much all have the same plot.

I love these kind of flicks

Will he be the next Stephen Seagull?

>huge potential
>a la
>cheapo
>cookie cutter
>pretty much

Could this post BE any more reddit?

You tell us, reddit expert.

>sequel of re-make
>original didn't have sequel as everyone died.

>redditors think this is a good reply

Haiku?

>cherry picking phrases in a post no one cares about
Could this post BE any more autistic?

Jason Statham and Sean Bean are masters of the £5 supermarket DVD section.

So many original movies with titles like "Strike Force" or "Black Death", I bet they sleep rolling in piles of money

Not bad for two guys who can barely act!

It would be cool if Statham was in more movies like Snatch, Crank or The Bank Job but those movies don't get made. You don't see some other actor appear in a movie like those because they don't exist. It's not Statham's fault he is in this kind of crap all the time, because he doesn't have better roles he can choose instead.

Jason is wasting away. He might be shit at acting, but he definitely has the most charisma out of all the current 'action stars'.

I honestly enjoy Jason Statham movies. At least he stays in shape.

Millionaire set for life, fucking a supermodel evry night.

I think Statham is happy with his life and career just the way it is.

Jason capeshit when?

Never. He hates capeshit. Could he be anymore based?

No one here has said otherwise, user.

Has ever actually said that? He would be a good deatstroke

He said that capeshit was "a jew ploy" and that "aryan soldiers like myself will never stoop to their subterranean level"

He said the same thing about drinking milk

He said that anyone could do the stuff actors do in capeshit because it's all fake, CGI and stuff, so he doesn't like those kind of flicks and doesn't want to be in them.

But he's in FF, that's basically the bastard child of capeshit and animu

Statham is so based

Well every clock is broken twice a day, or so they say.

Black Death is pretty good famalam