TRUMP GENERAL - STRONK EDITION

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th

blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit

CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18

ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Other urls found in this thread:

independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html
presstv.ir/Detail/2016/05/09/464798/Kennedy-assassination/
youtube.com/watch?v=215cs8SrVd0
thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/279263-rubio-i-dont-want-to-be-trumps-vp
latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/05/06/leader-opposition-party-in-venezuela-assassinated/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

benis in bagina :DDDDDDD

You might ask yourself why Crooked Hillary? Not catchy enough?

>yfw Trump is a subtle genius

independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html

>Bill's crooked tiny dick

benis in billu :DD

Awoooooooooooo

AWOOF~EMENT

Whats this guys name again?

Be careful mein Fueher. Don't skimp on security! Watch your back at all times!

Johnson, Dulles, Mossad plotted Kennedy murder: US scholar
presstv.ir/Detail/2016/05/09/464798/Kennedy-assassination/

JFK secret service stand down
youtube.com/watch?v=215cs8SrVd0

thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/279263-rubio-i-dont-want-to-be-trumps-vp

thank fucking god

Suggest to Trump that he take her up on this offer.

I can see Russia from.. oh wait..

MAGA DON'CHAKNOW

Paul Manafort

>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
Cuomo got spanked hard

why u arent's sleeping pekka :DDDDD

Reminder of who she is

>yfw this happens

Daily reminder to not taunt and berate Bernie Supporters, but to woo them, on the internet.

The Don counts on his volunteer internet fans to bring over Bernie Sanders supporters over to his side.

Arguments:
- Point out that Trump is not a racist, sexist misogynist or anything silly like that.
- Point out that Trump is truly an anti-establishment candidate (use examples such as the entire establishment uniting against him, spending money on attack ads, etc. . )
- If they bring up the fact that he's a billionare, ask them to explain how by simply being a billionare, why that means he's not against the establishment. If they say: ''He's only after enriching himself'' then point out that he has lost money throughout the campaign, not made money.
- For further proof that Trump is against the establishment, show them Alex Jones shows interviews with Trump insider Roger Stone, or even Trump himself, whatever they may think of Alex Jones, point out that Alex Jones atleast is 100% garantueed against the establishment.
- Be respectful, don't taunt them by calling them cucks or anything. We fight for our race and civilization because we love them, not because we hate them.

She got fat

INTERESTING!

This.

no, fuck the commie lovers
they can hang with all the other traitors

What did he mean by this

latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/05/06/leader-opposition-party-in-venezuela-assassinated/

bernie cucks are THE people who think everything is racist and misogynist

Paul "I know where the bodies are cause I put them there" Manafort

inb4 she dies in an unfortunate accident

He probably already knows this. These women are his best card against Hillary "vote for me, I'm a woman" Clinton.

Paul "I Poured You Some New Shoes" Manafort.

and the ones inciting violence and death threats.

Paul "Don't ask what happened to the old delegates" Manafort

He won't be missed.

Paid for by Paul Manafort

WHO /comfy/ HERE?

I wonder if he should pull the card late in the game. A short time just before the voting begins so there's a shitstorm around the Clinton campaign and not enough time to counter it.

The US can't default on its loans in the traditional sense because it has the ability to print more money.

Obviously that is not a valid economic plan and results in catastrophic inflation but he is right. You can't actually default in the traditional sense.

if we can't repay loans we can just print more money and give them the money we printed. Easy.

>See non-white getting out of car to buy groceries
>Scratch his car with my key and poke tires with icepick
>Throw a brick through the windshield
>Paste a "Make America Great Again" sticker on the back windshield
>Get the hell out of there


Post similar things that have happened to you.

nice setup

kek

damn son

look up the federal reserve and what their function is if you have time to go down the rabbit hole

"monetary policy" is probably a good place to start

Spamming Trump's twitter with this now. You faggots should do the same. Someone should file an anonymous tip with the FBI that her life is in danger. That way it hits the news when the Secret Service swings by.

To add to my original post: The most effective way is to post your own comments ( not necessarily jump into already started conversations ), in recently released videos, in order to have a chance at being the most upvoted comment under a youtube video, or must upvoted comment on Reddit, and things like that. Doing this ensures many people see what you write, and depending on the context, that may or may not convince them to support Trump, or atleast view him more favourably.

Focus on two things: Dismantling the lie that Trump is a ''sexist, misogyist'', and things like that, and point out all the flaws of Hillary Clinton and that she and her Hillary clan is literally the Devils personified. They are everything the Bernie Sanders supporters hate, and SPECIFICALLY that the Hillary dynasty is responsible for the deaths (and Bush too) millions upon millions of innocent peoples lives in the Middle East and Northern Africa.

>that wink
Muh heart

> $0.01 USD has been deposited to your paypal account.

> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the I'm With Her 2016 PAC Social Media Outreach Program!

What would be the advantages and disadvantages of Trump picking Newt Gingrich as VP?

I feel like the idea's being tossed around a lot here (and I don't know much about Newt aside from being speaker of the house once)

Lmao, story? Link?

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>reddit
>woo bernie voters
fuck off faggot

You're a dick.

You have to realize that berniefags are not a monolithic group. There are subcategories

The vocal ones YOU'RE thinking about are the degenerate SJW trash. But there are actually decent working class white people who just like his anti-1% rhetoric (as delusional and misguided as it is). THESE are the people that can be persuaded to join. Fuck the DUDE FREE WEED AND COLLEGE LMAO REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY types.

So been off Sup Forums for the past few days, any new fun stuff happen?

Trump talking about his tax plan and possibly higher taxes for the rich is a move to unify the party and get Cruz voters.
>" I am afraid Trump will be like Obama and EO anything he wants."
>" Look, It is more like a proposal. My tax proposal is my optimal plan... you can't just use a executive order to do what you want, or you shouldn't, like Obama."(paraphrased)
A clear play at easing the fears of Cruz supporters who are on the fence about Trump.

I see the FBI is working over time

he has a lot of skeletons in his closet, a lot of affairs which will detract from Trump attacking Slippery Willy for his assaults

good, though I'd still like to see a Rubio endorsement.

there's arguments both ways, and I trust the Trump campaign to get the best timing. a bunch of tragic ads where they talk about how Bill raped them with no music in the background would be amazing. Since there's so many women there's lots of different ads as well. Should be a dirty election.

Suicide by getting shot in the back of the head?

You can go fuck right off, homosexual.

yall see that chris christie is heading his talent finding team shall he be elected president?

I'm a fan!

>NO U!!!
this is how bernie faggots act
go back to your circlejerk you piece of shit

It doesn't matter. You're not thinking practically. They're potential votes for Trump. Yelling at them on the internet at this point isn't going to help anything and would just push them towards Shillary if they know you're a Trump supporter.

Little Marco, The incredible melting man

Wouldn't that hurt your eyes?

>Someone should file an anonymous tip with the FBI that her life is in danger. That way it hits the news when the Secret Service swings by.
Because "an accident" might happen.

That picture is Paula Jones.

>Convention
>Prime time television
>Out of commercial
>Dr Phil on stage
>Curtain lifts
>Every surviving Bill victim on stage
>Dr Phil stages a group therapy session
>Trump is sitting with the women
>They all tell their stories and cry
>Dr Phil offers his best therapeutic advice
>Ends with group hug centered on the Donald.
>Stage darkens for video greeting from Camille Paglia

>giving a shit about millernial faggots
we dont need them, and they can go fuck themselves

yeah, I normally use the Tomorrow theme tbqh

>I went to Wharton with The Donald back in the old days
>This was back when I still hit the sauce
>Drunk one night in the basement of Delta Sigma Pi with him and like 15 frat brothers
>I just got drafted by Goldman Sachs and we were celebrating
>Donald says one day, he is going to be President
>Everybody laughs, from investment bankers to Treasury shills
>Trump says he's gonna put his name on all of his buildings to build "name recognition". "It'll help my brand."
>this was decades before "branding" was a buzzword
>a few giggles roll around the dim room
>Donald says he is going to have a TV show on a major network to endear him to the public for a few years
>the room falls into a quiet hush, nobody laughed
>Says he's gonna run against the weakest candidates possible
>"Even if it means waiting, 20, 30 years."
>you could here a pin drop as we looked around at each other and wondered if Donald had the patience to do this
>Then The Donald says, I'll wake America up to what these illegals cost us.
>Some candy-ass, who is an ambassador last I heard, asks Trump if that is the way to building bridges to minority voters
>Donald replies: "Bridges? It won't be a time for bridges. It will be a time of walls."
>Donald turns to me and says, we're gonna make America great again.
>I laugh at the simplicity of Donald's enthusiasm then down a magnum of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Blanc de Blanc and barf on a future VP of Lehman Brothers

flash ahead

>I go onto 20 years at GS, then a consultant for treasury, and now work for a VC firm in Manhattan
>Saw Donald on 5th Avenue last week
>Without missing a beat Donald Trump himself points at me from across the street and says
>"I told you user! Time to build those walls!"
>As he slid into Trump Tower, I found myself silently mouthing "Make America Great Again"
>Then I realized he was already doing it.

you forgot to open a tab to gay porn with hats

Pretty nice setup there
Meme factory #12043 reporting for duty

Most people here are millenials aswell you intellectually deficient retard.

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it's there, you just can't see it

I know. She didn't get fat.
would bang

>Be me
>working for correct the record
> Posting Hillary memes and trying to argue with autists on Sup Forums not working
>Boss is getting pissed
>"We need results user, Hillary is going to stop funding our operation at this rate"
>"They're all racists and violent skinheads there, so try to get them to admit to violence against minorities"
>"We'll get screenshots and destroy the Trump movement"
> $0.01 USD was just deposited to my paypal account

Paul "Why the fuck are you asking about Angola?" Manafort

is this your first time on Sup Forums? go back to Sup Forums and reddit you bernie cocksucker
you're probably a nigger too
>sweden
yep, definitely a nigger

What a good post.

I get paid $0.05 for every pro-Hillary thread I make which gets over 100 replies

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Not I

>implying anyone, anywhere cares about shitposting on a mongolian knitting forum

b-but he wasn't in a fraternity

>It won't be a time for bridges. It will be a time of walls.

I love your facebook comments. Do you have a bigger version of your profile pic?

/r/ing the picture of kasich shooped into that painting of the corner diner

damn that's a nice setup

everyone knows you're a shill you nigger faggot
fuck off already

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pennis and also dicke and balls

Paul ManlyFart

got you family

I don't understand why album art picker got this for Leningrad but it did.

Now I see smiling Trump abacus when I listen to music? Make audio great again!

Did you see any Hillary speeches while at GS?

How is suggesting trying to get Bernie supporters to vote for Trump shilling? If anyone's a shill here, it's you.

thanks bros


>1337
checked hard