ITT: We all work here but trips causes all hell to break loose

ITT: We all work here but trips causes all hell to break loose.

Rolling for nerf gun war

A big gay orgy

user, you got that paperwork I asked for?

Ah no, im still filling in the anderson report

Rolling to suffocate each other with pillows

Don't mind me just making copies of these finance reports

Wazuuuuuuuuup fuckerz. Who's down for some hookers at the meeting today?
For christs sake Willie, live a little

Brb gonna go masturbate into the water cool
Mondays, am i rite?

Who the fuck stole my god damn chair?

Hold on yo im coming too got Jennys noods

Hurry it up sugartits, and undo your blouse a bit if you still want that promotion.

crashing the server

Nice, you jerk my cock, I'll jerk yours
Just don't tell Carl he'll fucking tell the boss

Damn it, user, who ordered all that CP?

>hacks all the computers to make them play "what what in the butt" in sync

Meet by by the Xerox yall

>on CRT
>listens to vapourwave
>relaxes
>eats food while relaxes

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Fucking A there soldier, like the way you think. Hey i also have some marmalade, do you think that'll be good as lube?

so around 9am is a good time to start opening the whisky, right?

satan

Drug Olympics

Sup niggers, im the new guy and this is my familia

Trips already? That was short.

Anyways...

>Detonates bomb vest

FUCKFUCKFUCK

>poops on Karen's desk
>hits Phil in the face with a flail made out of shoelaces and 5 staple removers
>gives Amir a thumbs up

>opens up bag
>im ghosting

>unleashes the bees

Everyone meet in the break room in like 5, we're gonna fuck with everyone's lunches

>this bitch won't get off the line but I'm 1 sale from my quota