ITT: We all work here but trips causes all hell to break loose.
ITT: We all work here but trips causes all hell to break loose
Rolling for nerf gun war
A big gay orgy
user, you got that paperwork I asked for?
Ah no, im still filling in the anderson report
Rolling to suffocate each other with pillows
Don't mind me just making copies of these finance reports
Wazuuuuuuuuup fuckerz. Who's down for some hookers at the meeting today?
For christs sake Willie, live a little
Brb gonna go masturbate into the water cool
Mondays, am i rite?
Who the fuck stole my god damn chair?
Hold on yo im coming too got Jennys noods
Hurry it up sugartits, and undo your blouse a bit if you still want that promotion.
crashing the server
Nice, you jerk my cock, I'll jerk yours
Just don't tell Carl he'll fucking tell the boss
Damn it, user, who ordered all that CP?
>hacks all the computers to make them play "what what in the butt" in sync
Meet by by the Xerox yall
>on CRT
>listens to vapourwave
>relaxes
>eats food while relaxes
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK
Fucking A there soldier, like the way you think. Hey i also have some marmalade, do you think that'll be good as lube?
so around 9am is a good time to start opening the whisky, right?
satan
Drug Olympics
Sup niggers, im the new guy and this is my familia
Trips already? That was short.
Anyways...
>Detonates bomb vest
FUCKFUCKFUCK
>poops on Karen's desk
>hits Phil in the face with a flail made out of shoelaces and 5 staple removers
>gives Amir a thumbs up
>opens up bag
>im ghosting
>unleashes the bees
Everyone meet in the break room in like 5, we're gonna fuck with everyone's lunches
>this bitch won't get off the line but I'm 1 sale from my quota