How do I get my daughter to brush her teeth? She absolutely hates it and fights me as much as she can. Every night I hold her down and force it in her mouth. She is only 8 so she is tiny and very easy to handle but she screams and cries the entire time. It's very annoying.
Any ideas?
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Start with using your cock and eventually change it to a toothbrush
Give her the iron pipe
show her pictures of black rotten teeth and tell her that's how hers will be If she doesn't get her shit together
Have you explained why you should brush your teeth? Have you shown pictures of people who don't?
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Every night that she doesn't brush her teeth shove your finger up her ass. Eventually she'll either start brushing her teeth or start enjoying a finger in the ass. Either way it's a win.
When I was younger I did not take brushing seriously, mostly because I was not aware of how much damage I could inflict upon myself. You may have to show her what might happen to her oral health, sometimes shock factor is necessary.
Tell her only losers don't brush their teeth. Maybe show her some pics/ vids of trash types with shitty teeth.
Try different toothpaste. There is always a better alternative without fluorid and microplatic. Just use you damn time when searching chemicals for your daughter because there is not only a chance your daughter feels that your paste is unhealthy, it is unhealthy even if she doesnt care.
If you find the right one, tell your daughter that a nazi on Sup Forums said that it is way more natural than the toothpaste her fahter (you) are using. Then she wont have the feeling that shes doing the same mistakes as you did.
Tell her she can't be on her fucking iPhone or whatever the fuck it is that she spends time on, unless she brushes them.
Man I think you found the perfect place to ask for this kind of stuff.
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Tell her that she has to start brushing after her baby teeth are gone. Stupid fucking parents.
This is good advice, also dont hold her down and force it in her mouth when she is clearly in distress it will only give her trauma and she will always dislike brushing her teeth. Trust me.
Why change it?
>Every night I hold her down and force it in her mouth
>she is only 8
Using the wrong toothbrush. Gotta give her daddy's special brush! Your paste makes her teeth shine bright!
You just need to accept the fact that a child will never do what you want them to do hygiene-wise without force until they're old enough to understand/care about how they look and smell to others.
lisen....im a dentist.....Teach how to brush your teeth since the first teeth came out, now what you have to do is wash your every day, .... until you acquire a habit and can not and have no other choice
What are we talking about here?
if she brushes, she gets cock, if she doesnt she goes to bed hungry
Sticker chart
show her this
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Stick it on the mirror in the bathroom and on the fridge
Can't tell if trolling or not but when I went to psychologist specializing in kids they told me that I had to tell him he was being a good boy. So when he did hoodrat shit I has to tell his don't you wanna be a good boy user-son? And when he listen I have to keep telling him he is a good boy.
Shut the fuck up, Don.
>Have you explained why you should brush your teeth?
sounds legit
shit in her mouth
I should do this so that I brush my teeth
Serious answer coming through:
>Kids are far more sensitive to certain tastes than adults. It's likely she doesn't like the taste and feeling of toothpaste. Try using some toothpaste for kids or asking your pharmacist for other alternatives. Also, it's terribad to press in hard while brushing teeth that will cause receeding gums and other problems later on. Properly brushing means gently brushing the tooth with very little pressure (let the strokes do the work, not the pressure). It's possible it hurts for her and probably a lot more if you're forcing her down to do it.
If she just likes having a dirty mouth then follow Satan's advice here:
You should shit in your mouth.
Show her images of what happens when you don't brush. That usually works, it's why I brush at least three times a day.
Show her the video of the guy that gets a tooth pulled and maggots fall out of his gums. That'll get her to brush her teeth
Show her pictures of rotten teeth and have her watch a video about what a root canal is.
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Because that's what happens when you neglect your teeth.
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Stop brushing your teeth for a month or so. Eat only garlic onion and fish curry for that month then hold her down and breathe on her for an hour or two. Then tell her this will happen each day she refuse to brush.
You are the FUCKING PARENT! No tv, no computer, no dessert, no dildos until the little both figures out she isn't the boss, you worthless piece of shit. And if that doesn't work, spank her ass.
Get her a toothbrushing doll. Here is a Japanese gentleman using his toothbrushing doll. Look how much fun it is. You'll definitely want to brush your own teeth after all that fun.
A sprinkle of cocaine on the toothbrush will work wonders.
Make her use meth and when meth mouth develops tell her that's what you get for not brushing
Something something child molestation
Not a parent and hopefully never will be. But now you got me wondering what I'd do in this situation.
I'd probably take her to the bathroom (carry her if she's not cooperating). Then shut the door and stand in front of it so she can't leave. Tell her only once to brush her teeth. If she refuses, tell her neither of you are going anywhere until she does it. Then remain there stone-faced and statue-like through all crying and moaning until she does it. Maybe it would suck because it would take her a very long time to cooperate the first few times, but if you kept this shit up daily she'd eventually give in.
Don't know if this is a good idea or somehow neglectful/damaging to a child. Good thing I don't need to know. Good luck dad
Yeah what the fuck happened to you buddy, LOL
Stick you dick in her ass and put it in her mouth it works every time
You fucking dopes. This is a thinly disguised euphemism
You can also get your fingers in there to practice for when you forget your toothbrush at a sleepover.
>Every night I hold her down and force it in her mouth.
taken out of context as the OP intended
Your child is broken. Mine just does that shit. I am better than you. And my kids better than your kid. Haha faggot OP. OPs kid is downs.
Cum on her and shame her and molest her. She will want to clean herself but will always feel dirty inside.
But at least you don't have a kid with a smelly mouth.
this pasta has a thick layer of mold on it
Show her the Big Book of British Smiles.
is this a same thread from like a 6 months ago or it's staged bait ?
I'll tell you as someone who grew up as a little shit who had all those things don't to them, it doesn't work. Doing that will just make them associate the consequence being "mommy and daddy might do bad bads", not the actual reason behind brushing. Knowledge doesn't appear magically when you smack them or take their shit away.
I was locked out of my room/fun stuff, and ended up learning how to pick locks real fast. I was never locked out of my room again. Clever kids find ways around punishments. Get the thicker switch that doesn't hurt as much.
Someone I know was playing with fire, so his father grabbed some of his favorite toys, made a bonfire, and one by one threw in the toys saying things like "This is your sister." "This is your mother.", ect.
Also you should all be ashamed of yourselves for not recognizing this pasta.
This thread disgusts me.
show her this youtube.com
Put toothpaste on your dick and put it in your mouth.
her mouth*
haaa haha! self inflicted edginess
Looks like the girl I took to prom
Is this Sergei Baklikov's daughter? If so, why are you saving pictures of her? kek