Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?

Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?

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absolutely degenerate

>spend time training to fight kuffers in isis camp
>get kicked in balls
>finally get into battle
>the Russian launch a cruise missle and you get glassed

tfw no hot ISIS bod

>gawker

>Isis
>/fit/

They're a bunch of scrawny edgelords trying to play soldier, they're shit at every aspect of soldiering and if a real military still existed in the region (Saddam) they would have been BTFO before they made the news

>gawker

150 MILLIONS

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>gawker is literally promoting ISIS now

It has come full circle now.

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remember abu hajaar
youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14

For muslims thats very jewish of them to deal that way.

Not even regular jews bargin that boldly

>believing Western propaganda
The Vietcong were also scrawny edgelords playing at being soldier.

The Vietcong had thick forests and had amble opportunities for traps and ambushes.
ISIS has caves and a desert.

But I am

I can roll all the way across the desert back to my base

Stop it! The bullet casings are hitting me!

Watch the ISIS combat video posted in this thread, they're shit mate.

VC where at least cunning and applied tactics

What's the point of training hard? It's not like you'll be fighting mano a mano with a fucking drone.

>implying ISIS is some elite fighting force
Abu Hajar's antics imply otherwise, these guys are pathetic.

>Abu Hajar!
>Abu Hajar!
>Come here and let me kick you in the balls, Inshallah!

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I'd pay money to see any ISIS fuckhead in a ring with an average navy SEAL. The outcome would be obvious but I'd like to see it anyway.

>those ACU's

It makes me feel uneasy seeing them wearing army uniforms

Being capable to carry your equipment easier or run faster increases your chances of survival.

> run into subway
> jump over turnstile
> kick guard in the balls
> detonate on crowded platform
> 72 virgins
> profit?

did gawker survive the lawsuit with its vast reserves of clickbait money?

It's not like they picked them up from dead soldiers.

We just supplied them guns and gear.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk

You're right mate, let's just drop fitness requirements and fill the military with skelifags and lardarses

god i hate gawker articles