Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?
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Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?
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absolutely degenerate
>spend time training to fight kuffers in isis camp
>get kicked in balls
>finally get into battle
>the Russian launch a cruise missle and you get glassed
tfw no hot ISIS bod
>gawker
>Isis
>/fit/
They're a bunch of scrawny edgelords trying to play soldier, they're shit at every aspect of soldiering and if a real military still existed in the region (Saddam) they would have been BTFO before they made the news
>gawker
150 MILLIONS
this
>gawker is literally promoting ISIS now
It has come full circle now.
this
remember abu hajaar
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For muslims thats very jewish of them to deal that way.
Not even regular jews bargin that boldly
>believing Western propaganda
The Vietcong were also scrawny edgelords playing at being soldier.
The Vietcong had thick forests and had amble opportunities for traps and ambushes.
ISIS has caves and a desert.
But I am
I can roll all the way across the desert back to my base
Stop it! The bullet casings are hitting me!
Watch the ISIS combat video posted in this thread, they're shit mate.
VC where at least cunning and applied tactics
What's the point of training hard? It's not like you'll be fighting mano a mano with a fucking drone.
>implying ISIS is some elite fighting force
Abu Hajar's antics imply otherwise, these guys are pathetic.
>Abu Hajar!
>Abu Hajar!
>Come here and let me kick you in the balls, Inshallah!
this
I'd pay money to see any ISIS fuckhead in a ring with an average navy SEAL. The outcome would be obvious but I'd like to see it anyway.
>those ACU's
It makes me feel uneasy seeing them wearing army uniforms
Being capable to carry your equipment easier or run faster increases your chances of survival.
> run into subway
> jump over turnstile
> kick guard in the balls
> detonate on crowded platform
> 72 virgins
> profit?
did gawker survive the lawsuit with its vast reserves of clickbait money?
It's not like they picked them up from dead soldiers.
We just supplied them guns and gear.
You're right mate, let's just drop fitness requirements and fill the military with skelifags and lardarses
god i hate gawker articles