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>Meanwhile on female Sup Forums...

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computer posters are ruining this board!

>thinks he's a female

dad must be proud

DUDE MASCULINE VAGINAS LMAO

Some of you girls are alright. Don't come to WXLT-TV Channel 40 studios tomorrow july 14th 1974

>tfw no bf

>tfw no footslave

>watch flick
>MC has sex with boy
immersion ruined

>get a boy over for the first time ever
>show him one of my favorite Akerman kinos
>"woah is this fucking german or something LOL. can't we watch The Avengers that movie is hella fucking epic!"

Why are men such plebs?

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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itt films men will never understand

You need to stop dating manchilds, honey.

>Lost in Translation is my favorite movie
>what movies to watch if you're depressed? My boyfriend just broke up with me
>Adam Driver is so cute, Adam Driver thread

BIG BLACK TITS HOW THE FUCK CAN WHITE GIRLS EVEN COMPETE?

YOU KNOW CHAD WILL NEVER NOTICE YOU WHEN SHANEEQUA'S GOT HER RACK HANGING OUT. YOU MIGHT AS WELL AN HERO NOW!

>5 minutes into spiderman and chill
>he gives you this look

wat do?

I never understand obvious movie rip-offs

You can't afford to be too picky when you're christmas cake, sweety.

if you want men to like you, you need to study elaine.

What did he mean by this?

5 minutes into rape and chill and he gives you this look. What do?

why do you have this webm on your computer

Sup newddit

Flutter your fucking eyelids!

>she doesn't have a Sup Forums folder where she saves everything that gets lots of (You)s

it's almost as if you don't crave attention

Oh and you're such a pillar man yourself eh? lets see that ripped bod

I actually have not save any content on my Sup Forums folder since 2011. Would you mind uploading said folder?

This is the most depressing thing I've read all month

would you be ok with his taste in movies if he made you cum really hard?

I enjoy satire

It's about a crazy bitch, I'd say only men are able to undertand that.

>ywn have gay men fawning all over you in your 40s

Why live?

>tfw seeing some pure white boy with perfect Asian yellow vagina
How can white women even compete?

Why else would you like a movie except if you're bf likes it??

>It says here you've been posting on Sup Forums for 1 month and don't crave the BBC
>Care to explain?

>having a bf
I want normettes to leave.

ofc

Whole lot of newlezs in here desu famalette

Why was this allowed.

Any /forever alone/ females in here? In curious as to what your lives are like

What are your favorite leskinos?

jews did it

>implying that isn't a thing of beauty and something all young boys should be able to experience

No such thing

Fat

Boys will pretty much hit on you eventually even if your face is melted if you're skinny, but I can't lay off the ranch dressing

I'm not going to be bitter about it, I have accepted it. I have become one with the fat, and the universe.

Better times.

P R A T T

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my boyfriend constantly smells and kisses my soles
is that normal gals? xD

>godiwishthatwereme.png

>She fell for the black guys meme

so did I senpai

Romancekino coming through

Based Cameron

Relationship goals af

it's an action flick

Gals, what does a dick taste like?

>Boyfriend is beating me again

they are just helping each other out

i do that all the time with my friends

Have you ever just sucked on a corndog instead of biting into it?

Was it just me or was this movie shit? I didn't understand it all.

>tfw 6'3 athletic rich BF

>She is dating a black guy
Enjoy being a single mother bitch

SUP LADIES LOOKS LIKE YA'LL NEED A SERIOUS
D I C K I N G
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ALSO CHECK'EM LOL

It's getting to the point where I can't even focus on the plot of a movie if there's a dick in the room that isn't inside me

Weirdly though I can follow a moving while being penetrated without distraction

>boyfriend is cheating on me again

How as a white woman am I meant to compete with this? My freakishly tall masculine from and huge jaw will never be able to match the femininity of superior Asian Princesses. No white man will feel satisfaction inside my gaping roastie like he would in a TAP.

Can the mods please deal with this YELLOWED spam?

>character wakes up on her day off
>doesn't lay in bed for 8 more hours while masturbating followed by getting ice cream and then reading some yaoi

I JUST WANT A 10/10 BOYFRIEND WHO WILL TURN ME INTO HIS ETERNAL FUCKTOY VAMPIRE SLUT
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

They have some advantages, but you're just fooling yourself if you think they have all of them. Asian girls don't have boobs at all and even if they get implants they look fake. Desu all guys who date chinks are pedophiles going after childish looking girls with no breasts or ass.

Just wear low-cut tops and your man of choice will come around.

Hi redit

Gals, what movie should I take my husbands daughter too?

That doesn't work you tryhard redditor. It's still an achievement for a woman to destroy a provider's family to get him to support her.
The only way to cuck a woman is ignore her.

>when you know he has a foot fetish but don't let him near ur feet

You dont get this thread do you?

>Husbands daughter
>Husbands
>Daughter

So are you in some kind of polygamy shit? Otherwise why the fuck are you letting that jailbait slut in the same house as your man?

Dick or GTFO

>tfw bf won't choke me during sex

>First male poster in the thread
>Gets treated like this

Well gee, i wonder why guys don't want to come on the internet!

>Inb4 i'm a white princess for pointing out the obvious

>What is past marriage

...

She was making an incest cunny joke reddipham

I get it, you drove off the old crow, but why are you letting the younger clone of her still live in the same house!

ONE OF US

What do you gals think of his body of work?

>he want to try ass stuff

is she our gal /femtv/?

Aside: I really did think this was just a meme, then I mentioned to my significant other that I hadn't watched it in a while.

"I don't get what you dad and (brother's name) see in that movie, its ok but nothing really happens"

I couldn't stop laughing

>he wants to slobber all over my feet

harry potter is a guaranteed laid

The middle hour really dampened my vag

>he wants me to use his mouth as a toilet

omg ive been doing this lately
anyone else?

>he will never touch you in all the right places

Seinfeld is shit. Friends is girlkino.

cutest mongol ever but i cant get over that whitehead dead between her eyebrows

halp

is he really the best you could get?

exactly. white chicks are so threatened by east asian cuties. they fucking hate them.

LITERALLY me

Who /cuckquean/ here?

Name me an era of George Clooney greater than his ER era.

Pro tip: You can't!