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Steve Pearce will go 0 for [at bats] this season, all being routine balls popped fouk

he might've named his kids Mojo and Swagger, they might be his dogs but I think it's his sons tbqh

Royals

his twitter might also just be a gold mine in general

When will the M's sign a pitcher

To be honest out of all the teams who've never won a World Series, the Mariners are probably the one I'd like to see win it the most
I'd fuck a sad Mariners girl

Eighth for divegrass is shit

Thanks friendo

There aren't really many good FA pitchers desu

You want to know how to fix divegrass?

Shorten the field, shorten the game time and make the goals bigger.

t. /nfl/ regular

>Let's go Cocks
He'll fit right in in Toronto

I don't have problems with them as a team or fanbase, and I'm frankly surprised they've never even been

imagine actually liking handegg slightly less than the true patrician sport. that's like eating caviar with one hand and shoveling down prison slop with the other, fucking animals I say

Baseball>>hockey>>>basketball=football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>divegrass
Implement a no draw rule

Oh don't remind me

Let me repost my preferences of sports

Baseball >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Golf > Tennis > College Football > Hockey > Pro Football > College Apehoop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pro Apehoop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Divegrass

im a country club faggot sue me

Who's >your CFB team?

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What is it about Harold Reynolds that makes him so profoundly bad on live broadcasts?

I'm a UW (Washington) alum m8 so them

divegrass is good in a similar way that makes baseball good: there's no guarantee a run/goal is actually going to happen. all you millennial faggots with weasel attention spans that need action and therefore scoring literally every two seconds don't realize that it cheapens the drama and makes it manufactured crap. this is why not even nigs can watch a full regular season basketball game, because it's all superfluous until the last couple baskets

itt: casual americunts pretend baseball is their favorite sport even though they spend the entire year obsessing over nigs running into each other for 16 games (SIXTEEN lmao)

A

HEY

A

STEVE

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Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet. Has an original point of view.

And I say...

PEARCE

>there's no guarantee a run/goal is actually going to happen
There's a guarantee that there will be one run minimum in baseball. There's no guarantee that it will happen in normal innings or when but it will happen. There's no guarantee a team will score a touchdown in football either.

Hey dood I forgot to reply yesterday, But I'm not sure that anyone here gives much of a shit about the WBC, other than maybe people who are REALLY into the game or expats.

HEY

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technically it isn't guaranteed, they could call off the game in like the 30th inning and never make it up

>There's no guarantee a team will score a touchdown in football either

thankfully the sport is made so that it happens like 99% of the time, and in any case no one gets shut out without a field goal. handegg is literally the most manufactured, routine entertainment there is. chad's gonna throw it to some lanky nig or give it to some burly nig to run at least like 15 times a game for either team and all the casuals know when to cheer

One, two, three!
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
This I know fo sho!
But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me walk out the door
Don't try to fight the feeling
Because the thought alone is killin' me right now
Thank God for Mom and Dad
For sticking to together
Like we don't know how
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>Chapman will be making $17.5 million next season to pitch 1 inning in the rare event that the Yankees have a lead
So why aren't you a closing pitcher yet /mlb/?

Because I played middle infield in HS

because I made all the wrong choices in life user, that's why

What did Steve mean by this? Does Steve hate hockey? That isn't going to fly in Toronto.

nobody here gives a shit about the wbc either, unfortunately

Yeah, except that games now continue late late into the night and even then they'll usually just continue it the next day or make it up later. The case you're talking about, especially today is so small that it's nearly impossible unless the game is at the end of the season and it doesn't impact either team involved

>nobody here
You have to go back, Pablo

hes' kinda right. not like >we send our absolute top players to this

>nearly impossible

but it literally happened last season, see tigs vs injuns

I mean I get your point but my point still stands that you have to earn your points in baseball like in divegrass, it's not like basketball or handegg where players are given like 30 chances to do something and it's a question of whether they're doing it at a 40% success rate or 60%

I mean, it is kinda like that, seeing as in baseball in particular, players are isolated and given opportunities to make shit happen, but a PA is not nearly the same thing as a shot or pass attempt. you're given like what, 5 opportunities on average per game and it's a question of whether you do anything at all, let alone capitalize more than half the time

>"LE STEVE PIERCE MEME!!!!1!11!1!!"
>"LE HEY FUCK YOU MEME JAJAJAJA! 1!1!1!!!!"

fucking cancerous. It's not even funny.

I guess these are the types of antics you have to take part in when your team is broke as shit and stuck in a perpetual rebuild with no contention in sight. What's your #1 prospects name and does he even rank within the top 10 overall?
What's your #1 ace pitchers career ERA?

answer me memers.

stupid ignorant fucks.

I am a spic but I don't really understand why that statement makes me out as one. Does that statement read as something a spic who doesn't identify as an American would say, like the fucking gringos here don't care about muh baseball world cup or something?

Anyway, generally Americans don't care about the WBC, neither the players or the fans.

it's okay buddy you'll get your attention later, pipe down now

They didn't play the game at all, faggot. Learn what point you're trying to argue before trying to argue it

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holy shit you missed the entire fucking point on a tiny irrelevant technicality suck my ass fag boy

>Tell someone to suck your ass
>Proceed to call them a fag
Are you, by chance, a prospect for the Texas Rangers?

Your entire argument is
>no runs are guaranteed in baseball
To which I countered at least one, and you replied with
>nuh-uh see the Indians-Tigers game at the end of last season
Which doesn't disprove shit

>he doesn't like getting stupid faggots to rim his ass and then cum all over their faces

what are you, some kind of fucking faggot?

>unless the game is at the end of the season and it doesn't impact either team involved
ALSO, you fucking moron, see this^
The exact reason Cleveland didn't play that Detroit game, it didn't matter to either team

no my entire argument was that scoring isn't cheap in baseball, which you took in a literal sense and said that all baseball games are guaranteed to end with at least one run, which you then contradicted and said they were possible but very rare in this day, and now you're saying I'm wrong for making a side note of a game I thought was played but not ended but in reality was simply not played, and this somehow again makes my viewpoint that techincally a game may end with zero runs invalid because that game was never played

don't even read that, just accept that you're a retard, give me a (You) and fuck off

this is why you handegg fucks need to purge yourselves from this thread, because I am talking to literal fucking morons

If we're talking about hypotheticals, a basketball team could be shut out. A playoffs hockey game could never end, a playoffs baseball game could never end. Same with playoffs football. Hell, both basketball teams could be so inept that they are going into quintuple overtime 0-0. But it's not likely to happen. But I guess it can so let's say it's the norm and set standards by it

>when you realize what Sup Forums really means

well then we're moving on from technicality to practicality. this is some kind of fallacy i do not know the name of

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I'd like to move to the probable too. I don't know the name, but there's a difference between possibility and probability

Is he /our guy/?

isn't the probable merely an expected sub-section of the possible?

What are you sipping on tonight, /mlb/

6 hour old coffee

ur mum's grool lmao

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another -GOLD STAR- post from our friends up north

i dont get the asmr meme man, it's just a dude crushing leaves quietly for 20 minutes

based canada does it again!

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So like 90% of ASMR is porn right?

are you supposed to fall asleep to this? who falls asleep on a hotel lobby desk?

That's a hot chick

It's some low level sissy shit for when you're scared of everything. Nice and quiet so you don't piss on yourself and cry like an O's fan

>chick
Not even memeing. Look at the description

kek I literally had no idea

the technology is getting there man

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Damn.....

>he's a fucking handegg casual

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>amerifats

Well I pitched 2 innings in Little League. One shutout inning for a save and another where I blew a 4 run lead, so I think I could at least be a Fernando Rodney

>JAJAJAJA
>ERA is the best pitcher stat
Back to Mexico

The rotation is looking strong as fuck next year
>John Lester
>Jake Arrieta
>Kyle Hendricks
>John Lackey
>Wade Davis

It's a shame that we won't have Chapman next year, but he's overrated as fuck anyway. The Cubs are looking stronger than ever, and you're fucking insane/jealous if you don't think the Cubs have at LEAST 2 pennants and 3 World Series rings coming in the near future.

>3 rings
>only 2 pennants
cubs "fans"

>Wade Davis
>rotation
I highly doubt that

Yeah having the #14, #15, and #18 best pitchers in baseball with FIPS in the 3.5 range is a real fear buddy.

The NL really shaking in their boots

Wade Davis used to be a starter dumb cunt. He'd be a great spot starter for whenever he's unavailable as our closer. >literally doesn't know how to read and comprehend words
Lol how sad

mimo will start before davis

>at LEAST 2 pennants and 3 World Series rings

cusb lifelongs not even once

Yeah, us lifelong Cubs fans are finally getting to see winning sports teams in Chicago for the first time in the history of ever. I myself am a long suffering Chicago sports fan, can't wait for my first ever Cubs game!

stupidity so great that i can't even comprehend how a nigga can be so fucking stupid and attach a name to "his" imbecilic opinions.

This nigga really thinks Wade Davis is going to make a spot start two days after closing a game, then closing a game 3 days after making a start.

Unreal.

Does anyone know the approximate time until Opening Day, 2017?

like 84 days and 11 and a half hours

has jeffrey loria sold the marlins yet?


I am tired of not watching the marlins due to the owner being a huge criminal

how does kershaw maintain an GB% of 50 with an elite K/9 and a low flyball %? so if he's not striking out he's getting groudballs most of the time ?

>no argument
Step aside son, the adults are talking

BABIP babby, he's a shitty compiler who won't make the hall