>Pick a superpower and the person below you makes it useless
The power of invisibility
>Pick a superpower and the person below you makes it useless
The power of invisibility
But you die when you turn invisible
>Telekinetic powers
But you die when you use your telekinetic powers
>Immortality
But you die when you turn immortal
>Austism
But you die when you turn immortal
>Infinite dick growth
Making cookies and milk out of thin air
But nobody will fuck you because you smell bad
Bulletproof skin.
But you can't get away with acting out in restaurants
>super strength
>Immortality
>But you die when you turn immortal
Mods wtf
but only when no one is looking at you.
Also but you die because time goes backwards and you're unborn.
>Always getting what I want
only when you're asleep
> can see the future
Never really know what you want because you're a stupid human
>Extra stretchy fingers
But youre bone still break from the weight
>the power of anonymous
But you die when you use it
>You have the power to not die when you use a superpower
But your bones all turn to jello and you can't move.
>spiderman
The very act of observing it changes it, so it's never accurate.
>Can eat any amount of anything without dying.
You have to shoot the webs out of your anus, and you always have hemorrhoids.
>Breath underwater
Eternal misery that is unbearable and causes you to have but not use your power.
>defeating the purpose of this thread
But only in your dreams
>the power over all inorganic matter
But only when you're wearing SCUBA
>feed off sun rays
Infinite craving for human flesh
>Unbreakable eye-lashes
But only after Death...
>You can make everone like you on demand
Ginger
>Fly
But only when you have someone else dick up your arse.
But when you do that you become 12$ in debt
> Gain 12$
You have no idea what this power does, or that you have it.
>Waterbending
But you still can't change your self hatred for being a trap liking faggot
>You can make traps non gay
Only in zero gravity...
>Xray vision
I would still be able to propel myself while all the other dumb niggers would be swinging their arms. 0/10
But you drown.
>telepathically kill people
But when you use it you turn blind
> Speak to animals
increased chances of cancer
>no refractory period
big poe doing big things
But only when you have clothes on
Seeing the future
Scared of skeletons
Ability to shoot dick bullets
I'm gonna need to see moar of this semen demon
That's not flying
X-ray vision works perfectly, but people are ugly.
>Super accurate long-distance vision
>> Infinite craving for human flesh
but thats a plus...
big poe doing big things
But you're a fucking idiot and think about killing yourself
>Pyrokenisis
They all speak mandarin, you don't speak mandarin
>Control the actions of all animals
Until you eat yourself
Flatulence!
but they become horrible looking
Dick-bullets are literally your only skill.
>Can bite through anything
Only underwater...
Can melt Steel beams
Walk on water
Sealed asshole.
>Super speed
But when you aren't using it all animals try to kill you
With your mom's pussy juice
sorry, it seems i am retarded
>> the power to bend the univerce into your will, under any circumstances
everything tastes like shit
> can hold breath indefinitely
with your lips?
You can only get a boner from brazillian midget fart clown porn
>your wounds heal instantly
Jews will want to nail you to a cross
>Hyper intelligence
crippled for life
But each one weighs 1 ton
>Power to leave Sup Forums
impregnate any aged female with black babies just by making random contact
I already do so it doesn't matter.
But your dick catches fire when you use it.
>time travel
But you can only travel backwards
> Become anybody you want
Real word has bad graphics too.
>Power to not be a lazy bitch boi
Only backwards
>Superman is flying over Wonder Woman's house
>Looks down, sees Wonder Woman laying naked on a lounge chair, catching some rays and writhing her hips.
>Superman flys down lands beside her and shucks off the bottom of his Superman suit.
>Superman crouches down and begins to hump Wonder Woman.
>Superman finishes, gets dressed, salutes Wonder Woman and flies off
>Wonder Woman says, Oh my God what just happened??
>Comes a reply, "I don't know, but my ass is extremely sore," says the Invisible Man.
back to red dit
> can access the internet with your mind
But not underwater
The power to not feel
But when you leave Sup Forums go into reddit
>Make people love you using your mind
But have to visit Reddit every day
> Can make Machines turn on and off with your thoughts
Crippling depression
Nobody believes a word you say.
>Strongest man who ever lived.
You're forced to keep 7chan afloat
>shapeshifting
He's got the clap. I heard it from Cat Woman.
At a rate of .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM per year
you always turn into a piece of shit
>can see through women's clothes
WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CP TONIGHT?
ARE THE ASIANS MODS ON?
she stills doesnt loves you
>> the control of all the autorities in the world
No pop-up blocker or antivirus
>ability to not be bullied
Only to inanimate objects
>poop on command
But everyone conspires to deny you everything they can
>Unlimited God-like powers
they love you so much they try to sacrifice you to the God of the harvest by throwing you into a volcano
> can manifest any legal tender out of thin air
But only the third world
>the ability to step through walls
Someone overrules you.
but only against women
>capasity of destroying stars at your will
Only if there is a door nearby
Die when using god like powers
I can nullify anything
Only works on D-list celebrities
>ability to speak to fish
Only the sun
Make yourself resurrect upon death
anything can nullify you
>has the power of the loc nar in heavy metal
But only when you're close enough to the star to get caught in the blast.
>ability to impregnate any women in a 10-block radius
You can't see them explode from earth obviously
>the power to fight the powers that be
only nasty, ugly ones
> controlling the flow of time in any direction
But it burns up if you try to spend it
But all women instantly teleport 11 blocks away
only chinnamasta
> control the flow of time
but you stop existing
> the power to make any girl wet and crave ur dick
But they always win
Instant gangrape every time you use your power.
>Have full control of time (rewind,stop,travel,etc.)
so I deposit it in the bank and write checks, my guy