Pick a superpower and the person below you makes it useless

>Pick a superpower and the person below you makes it useless

The power of invisibility

But you die when you turn invisible

>Telekinetic powers

But you die when you use your telekinetic powers

>Immortality

But you die when you turn immortal

>Austism

But you die when you turn immortal

>Infinite dick growth

Making cookies and milk out of thin air

But nobody will fuck you because you smell bad

Bulletproof skin.

But you can't get away with acting out in restaurants

>super strength

>Immortality
>But you die when you turn immortal

Mods wtf

but only when no one is looking at you.

Also but you die because time goes backwards and you're unborn.
>Always getting what I want

only when you're asleep

> can see the future

Never really know what you want because you're a stupid human
>Extra stretchy fingers

But youre bone still break from the weight
>the power of anonymous

But you die when you use it

>You have the power to not die when you use a superpower

But your bones all turn to jello and you can't move.
>spiderman

The very act of observing it changes it, so it's never accurate.

>Can eat any amount of anything without dying.

You have to shoot the webs out of your anus, and you always have hemorrhoids.
>Breath underwater

Eternal misery that is unbearable and causes you to have but not use your power.
>defeating the purpose of this thread

But only in your dreams
>the power over all inorganic matter

But only when you're wearing SCUBA
>feed off sun rays

Infinite craving for human flesh
>Unbreakable eye-lashes

But only after Death...

>You can make everone like you on demand

Ginger
>Fly

But only when you have someone else dick up your arse.

But when you do that you become 12$ in debt
> Gain 12$

You have no idea what this power does, or that you have it.

>Waterbending

But you still can't change your self hatred for being a trap liking faggot

>You can make traps non gay

Only in zero gravity...

>Xray vision

I would still be able to propel myself while all the other dumb niggers would be swinging their arms. 0/10

But you drown.
>telepathically kill people

But when you use it you turn blind
> Speak to animals

increased chances of cancer

>no refractory period

big poe doing big things

But only when you have clothes on

Seeing the future

Scared of skeletons

Ability to shoot dick bullets

I'm gonna need to see moar of this semen demon

That's not flying

X-ray vision works perfectly, but people are ugly.

>Super accurate long-distance vision

>> Infinite craving for human flesh
but thats a plus...

big poe doing big things

But you're a fucking idiot and think about killing yourself

>Pyrokenisis

They all speak mandarin, you don't speak mandarin
>Control the actions of all animals

Until you eat yourself

Flatulence!

but they become horrible looking

Dick-bullets are literally your only skill.

>Can bite through anything

Only underwater...

Can melt Steel beams

Walk on water

Sealed asshole.
>Super speed

But when you aren't using it all animals try to kill you

With your mom's pussy juice

sorry, it seems i am retarded
>> the power to bend the univerce into your will, under any circumstances

everything tastes like shit

> can hold breath indefinitely

with your lips?

You can only get a boner from brazillian midget fart clown porn

>your wounds heal instantly

Jews will want to nail you to a cross

>Hyper intelligence

crippled for life

But each one weighs 1 ton
>Power to leave Sup Forums

impregnate any aged female with black babies just by making random contact

I already do so it doesn't matter.

But your dick catches fire when you use it.
>time travel

But you can only travel backwards
> Become anybody you want

Real word has bad graphics too.
>Power to not be a lazy bitch boi

Only backwards

>Superman is flying over Wonder Woman's house
>Looks down, sees Wonder Woman laying naked on a lounge chair, catching some rays and writhing her hips.
>Superman flys down lands beside her and shucks off the bottom of his Superman suit.
>Superman crouches down and begins to hump Wonder Woman.
>Superman finishes, gets dressed, salutes Wonder Woman and flies off
>Wonder Woman says, Oh my God what just happened??
>Comes a reply, "I don't know, but my ass is extremely sore," says the Invisible Man.

back to red dit

> can access the internet with your mind

But not underwater
The power to not feel

But when you leave Sup Forums go into reddit
>Make people love you using your mind

But have to visit Reddit every day

> Can make Machines turn on and off with your thoughts

Crippling depression

Nobody believes a word you say.

>Strongest man who ever lived.

You're forced to keep 7chan afloat

>shapeshifting

He's got the clap. I heard it from Cat Woman.

At a rate of .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM per year

you always turn into a piece of shit

>can see through women's clothes

WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CP TONIGHT?

ARE THE ASIANS MODS ON?

she stills doesnt loves you
>> the control of all the autorities in the world

No pop-up blocker or antivirus

>ability to not be bullied

Only to inanimate objects
>poop on command

But everyone conspires to deny you everything they can

>Unlimited God-like powers

they love you so much they try to sacrifice you to the God of the harvest by throwing you into a volcano

> can manifest any legal tender out of thin air

But only the third world
>the ability to step through walls

Someone overrules you.

but only against women
>capasity of destroying stars at your will

Only if there is a door nearby

Die when using god like powers

I can nullify anything

Only works on D-list celebrities

>ability to speak to fish

Only the sun

Make yourself resurrect upon death

anything can nullify you
>has the power of the loc nar in heavy metal

But only when you're close enough to the star to get caught in the blast.

>ability to impregnate any women in a 10-block radius

You can't see them explode from earth obviously
>the power to fight the powers that be

only nasty, ugly ones
> controlling the flow of time in any direction

But it burns up if you try to spend it

But all women instantly teleport 11 blocks away

only chinnamasta

> control the flow of time

but you stop existing
> the power to make any girl wet and crave ur dick

But they always win

Instant gangrape every time you use your power.
>Have full control of time (rewind,stop,travel,etc.)

so I deposit it in the bank and write checks, my guy