Name a better horror movie

Name a better horror movie.

Protip: You can't.

The thing you mong.
V/h/s 2 is better anyway.

Any horror anthology from the 80s or 90s.

Scary movie 4

>V/h/s 2 is better anyway.
debatable

the one in thailand scared the shit out of me

The only good sequences was the Succubus one. That one scared the shit outta me.

That one was great

The one with the group going into the woods and the one with the couple traveling that could not stop mumbling ruined what would have been an other wise enjoyable movie.

Clocking in at almost two hours thanks to those two shitty as "shorts" this movie was torture to get through

Fuck this piece of shit movie and fuck mumble-core

I've watched the whole trilogy almost two years ago. Here's what I remember about them.
>god tier
VHS1 friends rescue a girl from the cult
VHS2 asian cult
>great tier
VHS1 succubus story
>ok tier
VHS1 glitch slasher
VHS2 eye implant thing
VHS2 alien invasion
VHS3 overall story
VHS3 mexican zombies
>bad tier
VHS1 overall story
VHS1 alien chat thing
VHS2 overall story
VHS2 zombie gopro
VHS3 magician
>shit tier
VHS1 lesbian lovers killing husband
VHS3 parallel worlds

>average for horror
>average for FF
>above average for anthology

5/10

poughkeepsie tapes
debate me fagots

about as scary as reading a wikipedia article

let me guess you need le jump scares and muh ghosts

Not even the best found footage horror:
>Noroi
>[REC]
>pic related

>VHS1 friends rescue a girl from the cult
literally the 2nd worst skit

kys my main man

>no blair witch

hola reddito

>stating obvious
here you won't get upvotes for that, kiddo
>le and muh
shit taste confirmed for the second time in this thread

kek good one reddito

>>pic related
absolute trash tßh

The Witch

the horror is that when i watched it at release it was a delightful romp and the horror kicks in years later when everything about it was true and there's nothing you can do to stop it

>le enlighted redditor

...

>The Orphanage
>Devils Backbone
>Saw

kek

You should watch demolition man, it's more of the same.

Shit taste desu.

WAIFU CLAIMED

Blair witch
Possession
Exorcist
Lake mungo

>Possession
>Lake mungo
kek

>kek
kek

silly reddito

weak meme game tbqh

weak taste tbqh

post yours senpaiília

top 5 all time? because if those 2 shit flicks are in your all time horrors, you're more of a pleb than i thought.

whatever you want, waiting

>The Exorcist
>The Shining
>The Thing
>Blair Witch
>[Rec]

Protip: shut up

The best part in vhs viral was the bmx dudes chasing the ice cream truck/ambulance thing and the one kid getting dragged POV style with his feet on the ground until his foot literally tears off

Poughkeepsie Tapes does the concept better

Either this is bait or you haven't seen much horror. There's nothing wrong with V/H/S, but saying it's better than anything else is uninformed at best.

This is by far the scariest "found footage" horror film I have seen. And personally the scariest horror film I have seen all together, though I admit I haven't watched a hell of a lot of them.

Literally nobody can prove me wrong.

>I was litterally crying with my face covered, peeking at the screen through my fingers in the last 5 mins or so

>>I was litterally crying with my face covered, peeking at the screen through my fingers in the last 5 mins or so
not denying it's the scariest found footage, but are you a fucking faggot? Who gets this scared over a fucking film. Pretty pathetic bro, even if you're exaggerating.

>even if you're exaggerating
I'm not mate, was fucking terrifying. It was the pitch black and the middle of the night if it makes me any less of a faggot in your eyes.

>if it makes me any less of a faggot in your eyes.
it doesn't

>I don't know anything butter

>anything butter
Mong confirmed.

Exorcist 3

>Exorcist
>horror
tbdesu fampai

Watched it on a nearly empty movie theater with a friend.
Dude was visibly shaken by it. So weird.

If you thought The Witch was scary, you should stop watching horror movies. Overrated as fuck.

a beautiful mind

Susipiria, Tenebre or anything done by Dario Argento deserves watching

Have you seen Exorcist 3?

>i bet he likes lake mungo

rolling

The Descent is the best horror kino ever. Troll Hunter is the best found footage kino ever.

>shit tier
>VHS3 parallel worlds

thats one of the best u faggot

while i enjoyed the descent, it's not even close to the best horror. Also, troll hunter is definitely not even top 5 found footage.

>VHS1 lesbian lovers killing husband
That was one had a great atmosphere though.

he's a fucking pleb
i agree, i thought it was one of the strongest parts of the movie

It's been a long time since I've seen and shitty ""twist"" that ruined it for me is all I remember about it, hence the tier

>VHS1 overall story
shut the fuck up, it's GREAT

This. Also Lucio Fulci.

I smell the blood of a Catholic man

rolling in the deep

The shutter was fucking great, best asian horror film ever made.
Also that fucking twist.

>The shutter was fucking great, best asian horror film ever made.

>not even better than Noroi
>not even better than Kairo

Is this the mcu punisher film?

Rollan