It's that time again gents. Time to star pouring and get that liquor flowing

It's that time again gents. Time to star pouring and get that liquor flowing.

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Drinking Bulleit rye.

But I've mostly stopped drinking, and thanks to that I'm back in college in my 30's, and I have finals this week.

Alreadydrunk yo fuckin op. 8 shots vodka in 10 seconds do t think ya help be needed

Got cheap kessler whiskey, 5 drinks in so far. Not feeling great yet

Well, least you have you're life going on track man, cheers to you.
Atta boy, cheers it up.

All I have is tequila leftover. Fuck that.

> shot of rum
> 2 six packs of Modelo
> Whiskey Ginger

what next

so you have what

rum? whisky? what else?

2 shots of cheap vodka and a 6 pack of Polish beer is enough for me man
>Mfw work tomorrow

Cock, cum, depression

What should I down?

haha fucking scrub

i really like rye, i don't know anyone who does.

Three Olives was on sale, jamming out to trash music, what are you Sup Forumsros up to?

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Drinking Natty Light and Milwaukee's Best

hook me up with a shot of that depression famalam

>Natty Light

I havent sucked vodka off titties in a long time :(

Fucking drink more man, I'll power drink with you. Cheers man.
Keep em going. You got this man.
No, you hold back the puke and down it. Enough downs and you'll love it, cheers buddy.
You best be ready to cry bro.
I'm...so sorry man...I'll drink hard for you.

On a lighter note. Telescopes gentlemen. I'm considering buying one.

Sippin Jim Beam on ice

Saving money on beer means the cocaine man will visit later

I'm a Canadian bro, rye's in the blood. Great shit.
Atta boy, i mean, hope the best for you're hangover to not be shitty but drink up bro.
Get it man. Cheers.

There's plenty of user titties to suck vodka off of, just not the tiddies you want.

Almost out boys

fuck check this
>I ᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT . ᑕOᗰ

I'm drinking 3/4 beer 1/4 9% lime strong chi hi
I'm rekt

i won't hold where you were born against you.

Great website. 1/10. Jacked pff so. Nice. Thanks bye

Well fuck, guess I'll crack another beer then. Upslope IPA. Because I just finished my bottle of tito's

Trying to masturbate but I'm so drunk I'm just laying here in my bikini and talking political nonsense on Sup Forums.

I need to concentrate

>You best be ready to cry bro.
Nah, Cavs won tonight

which means you're less drunk

My fucking man! Let's get that last years comeback!

like trap or like grill

Texas reporting in with a bottle of El Amo

Pipe it up. Nice dubs

I haven't teared up much in my life. But this was one of them, im so sorry bro. make that last one count.
Damn bro, drink it all for us bro.
Though I'm in Minnesota now. haha.
Cracking open another cold one with the bros. Thanks bro. Means alot bro.
You spelled need another drink wrong.
Well shit nevermind. Drink up my bro.

yo el amo is the fucking life

It enhances the drinking insanity for me

Don't care if either I need to fap to show us something

Might as well trip and drink if you want fucking insanity. My brother found and stroked a cow last time he did

Wisconsinite in Minnesota repourting in.

Got myself a bottle of Monkey Shoulder for giggles.

jesus christ please tell me thats an xbox one S and not the original xbox one on it's side.

also, i'm drinking an energy drink because I already spent my booze money. jack, honey jack, havana club, bacardi gold, it's all good baby

Googled El Amo because I just didn't know it.
>the master from doctor who pops up
>wat

Like a fat chick, or like bestiality?

I was ARMY Infantry, now I repair airplanes, I'm even allowed to fix planes for Air Canada (that test wasn't easy), I think i am allowed to be the one who likes rye whiskey.

mmm....honey jack...

Fuck you take this all you're getting tho until like 8 mOre shots

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>Trumpster drinks Kessler to forget.
You can't make Bourbon without maize, a gift from Mexico.
Just finishing up some Zignum mescal.

Don't worry, another showed up.

Alright bros, Still OP here. (im the one doing massive reply posts) Gotta say, never had nudes appear in my drinking threads so I feel pretty successful. DRINKS ALL AROUND GENTS.

Also you all never fucking commented about me wanted to get a telescope. I need input.

YOU FUCKING SNEAKY BASTARD.

does not mix well with kahlua... found that out the hard way. way too sweet.

Nigger you best find a bitch and wreck yourself

Donald, are you on Sup Forums again? You should be working to bankrupt MuriKKKa again!

you can, since bourbon is an american drink.

It's the battlefield edition one s

Like a cow he tipped and then tried to pet

Broski and siski
Have you ever tried it? I've never heard of it b4 I kinda invented it myself.
What should I call it? It was inspired by beer and Smirnoff (turbo shandy) except this gets you absolutely wankered.
What should I call it?
I might name it after your pussy "sweet n sour killer" is the best I can think of

I do. We just don't get much of it where I live.

CLEAR LIQUOR IS FOR RICH WOMEN ON DIETS.

The ol' razzle dazzle comes to mind.

You want dick pics?

Mr President …?

Always a stash just in case.

Uh sure ill check out what ya packing.

I'm just gonna take this moment to remind all the Murricans that the drinking age is 19 in Canada. (and 18 in Quebec)

Your government wants to protect you from alcohol and weed, but you can have all the legal heroin you want after you almost die in a desert thousands of miles away. :)

TBQH I tried to make a "Tijuana champagne" with whiskey, triple sec and ginger ale but it was disgusting

2 shots o' Kraken coming right up!

But you can't make Bourbon without maize. You lot call it "corn".


Do you even know what you're drinking, trumpster?

Brown liquors are for people who think wood and sugar are worth drinking.

I can drink half a pint of whisky or gin and not feel a fucking thing....this "dazzle dazzle" shit gets me fucked up

Nah, you'll drink with OP and party.
My fucking man, you deserve 4 shots right now.

is this just really good bait or do you honestly think that mexico is the reason we have corn in america?

"Liquor" is for people who realize alcohol comes from fermenting plants with sugar. :/

I'm partying that's for sure. I can't feel my face sooooooo IFEEL GOOD

wood and sugar taste amazing...have you had brown liquors before? or smoked a cigar? or had smoked meat?

I got miller High Life and Wild turkey 101
a long work week is over and I plan on stayin up all night

Indians call corn "maize" too. we don't get along well.

>"Tijuana champagne"
No kidding?
Tijuana here. We haven't had whiskey since NAFTA drove Waterfill & Frasier out of business. And ginger ale is made by putting a splash of Coke into a bunch of 7Up, (Think I'm kidding? Ask any other bartender!)
Agave is the master race. Currently sipping Gran Orendain.

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so who is "Beer" and "Wine" for?

Post pics then otherwise get yourself a kik and share it with us all.
OP keeping us all happy.
Those with shitty defaults just block haha.
Atta fucking boy, lets drink heavy and forget everything buddy.

Fine i gotch u...

"tijuana champagne"
> 2:1 Tequila to triplesec, top the glass with ginger ale

Which means this fag switched whiskey with tequila

nice tits, better dubs

>ginger ale is coke and 7up

What the fuck are you talking aboot? Maybe in Mexico where they don't make the shit. Ever had Jamaican ginger beer? It's that, but for pussies.

Canadians love the shit.

Research your own question, young user, you will learn that Zea mais was domesticated in Mexico. Monsanto is creating an irony lately but, yes, your "corn" is Mexican.

This was a cruel and unusual thread to scroll past.I'm both broke and boozeless and don't even have any damn cigarettes.

OP.

See. this. This is fucking respectable. I appreciate it and welcome more. I also still stand by the kik thing. Make a shit account and we can talk haha.
Bro, I'm sorry, I feel like ive wronged the wrong guy.

i love canadian dry as much as the next guy, but ginger ale and ginger beer are two totally different things. (as I am sure you know)

whoever the fuck wants any. DRINKS ALL AROUND.

it still contains sugar though :D

technically all the sugar has been turned to alcohol (if you are doing it right)

these are me, Eska.

Sugar=Higher Alcohol content. Alcohol is weird. Chemistry is bullshit.

Real ginger ale is made by fermenting ginger root and sugar. I've made it myself, it's very good. But when you order ginger ale in a bar you generally get a glass of 7Up with a splash of Coke. MuriKKKans' tastebuds were shot off in the war.

Yeah, ginger ale is much sweeter and way less spicy. There is a dark ginger ale by schweppes that is a bit more gingery but still way too sweet.

Technically, the sugar stops converting to ethanol around 13°GL. Whatever's left over stays as sugar.

Moscow Mule was my drink in college...i used to throw that shit down like a motherfucker.

I will never forget the first time I made it with ginger BEER instead of ginger ALE...life will never be the same.