/NFL/ General Based Bork Edition

FA:Ray Horton one-and-done with Browns again
MIN:Vikings will keep Pat Shurmur on as OC
CLE:Williams to join Browns as defensive coordinator
OAK:Amari Cooper goes 2-10 on 10 targets in loss
HOU:Osweiler accounts for 2 TDs, Texans advance
OAK:Cook throws 3 INTs in sad end to Raiders' '16
DET:Lions minus RT Reiff, C Swanson vs. Seahawks
HOU:Beat reporter: Texans 'will not' fire O'Brien
SEA:Carroll wants to get Rawls the ball 20 times
NE:Report: 49ers top landing spot for McDaniels
LAR:Browns offer coordinator job to Gregg Williams
CLE:Browns expected to move on from DC Ray Horton

Chiefs

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Is this really the competition this year?

Go Raiders!

So Jewdell wants the seahawks in the owl because no one else can stop brady, right? Absolutely disgusting refball

nbc is appropriating our culture with their memes

2 Wins until the Seahawks Are in Super Bowl LI.

Up next: Atlanta

If you've ever played football and used those fucking gloves you would know that catch wasn't that great

Bye Kenny
Bye WR coach
Bye Malcolm Smith

No team in the playoffs is as complete as the Cowboys

>seahawks stopping brady without Thomas
Lol

>the Raiders with a 3rd stringer scored more than the Lions
Lions pls

OH HEY RUSSELL

>that one canacuck lions fan nowhere to be found

Bigger Lions bitchfest - Tonight or when Dallas stole their win?

>tfw Cowboys and Patriots both lose in the conference championship

>doubting the Hawks

When will you learn?

Fade Me sempai

and against the 1st ranked defense too

Eric Ebron is a bust.

>tfw the loins still can't get a road playoff win

Hey does anyone have one of the 35 yard deep pass to Hopkins in the redzone?

Patriots are close to it. As much as people hate the fanbases the team themselves would make a great matchup

fuck, the O-line is garbage.

You say this every year and it's never true you autistic faggot
>Dalass
>Literally dead to a half decent pass rush
Lmao

>full week of detoilet tears and muh refball even tho we couldn't score a fucking touchdown threads
Lek

>let Thomas Rawls rush for a record 160+ yards
>blame the refs

Anyone have a webm of the Richardson TD?

>richard sherman

Raiders were dropping on target balls left and right and their O-line was so injured and terrible that I don't think carr could have even saved them. Better for him to get injured and pretend they had a chance at the owl than see him play and be embarassed

Kek

>Seahawks are the only team to ever lose to Matt Ryan in the playoffs

Don't worry Lions bros. You'll be avenged next week

Runblocking was much, much better than I expected it to be. Overall they did alright.

>people actually think osweiner is good

Nah, this faggot is just incompetent. The Pats will blow Houston the fuck out.

how come every game the seacucks play it looks like they are paying off the refs

Damn refs !!!!!

It's usually hard to win games when your team doesn't have an o line

They do have a legit complaint about that Richardson TD and the refs not calling facemask but calling DPI, or whatever.

Should've just been an offsetting penalty and likely would not have changed the game much, but still a major miss.

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No sane person thinks he's good

Any Steelers fans ITT?

I'm gonna kick your ass.

see you next week, shithawks

I like the fact that the Broncos didnt make the playoffs, yet he won a game.

>the two teams with injured starting quarterbacks lose
hmmmmm

those wildcard memes tho haha gave me a chuckle

LOL GETTING JUKED BY A 6'7" QB ON THE RUN

>SEA:Carroll wants to get Rawls the ball 20 times
He did it. And it was awesome.

Remember when the Lions were good?

k senpai

But one of them just won.

The absolute madman

>QB
Packers > Falcons > Cowboys > Seahawks > > Giants
>RB
Cowboys >> Falcons > Seattle > Greenbay > > Giants
>WR
Falcons > Greenbay > Giants > Cowboys > Seahawks
>O-Line
Cowboys >> Falcons > Greenbay >> Giants > Seahawks
>D-Line
Seahawks > Giants > Cowboys > Packers > Falcons
>LBs
Seahawks > Giants > Falcons > Cowboys > Packers
>Secondary
Giants > Seahawks > Cowboys > Packers > Falcons


AFC Playoff Teams

>QB
Patriots > Steelers > Chiefs > Dolphins > Texans
>RB
Steelers > Dolphins > Patriots > Chiefs > Texans
>WR
Steelers > Patriots > Cheifs > Dolphins > Texans
>O-Line
Steelers > Patriots > Texans > Chiefs > Dolphins
>D-Line
Patriots > Texans > Steelers > Chiefs > Dolphins
>LBs
Steelers > Texans > Patriots > Chiefs > Dolphins
>Secondary
Texans >Chiefs > Patriots > Steelers > Dolphins

Lads, I don't follow much of the regular season since I don't have the time, so I mostly watch the playoffs. I don't know much of the /nfl/ though.

Who should I root for tomorrow between Lelphins-Steelers and Giants-Packers? who are the good guys?

Thanks

he's learned quite a bit from the owl

No bullshit, what is the Texans vs Patriots score gonna look like?

Fucking piece of shit Detoilet faggots.

I can't believe I was rooting for you this game.

Fucking Xhecuck niggers destroyed your asses.

Filth.

dolphins and giants

>saying happy new years 6(SIX) days later

this needs to stop and it needs to stop like 5 days ago

thank you based matt ice

>tfw can't sleeep

Patriots will get 30+ and the Texans will get maybe like 14 if they are lucky.

As a Dolphins fan, I'm usually classy. But I hope either Suh or Wake breaks Ben Roethlisberger's knee again.

Parties over, Detroit

Playoff wins: 0 (zero)

>Dak better than Eli
Lol

Texans win in a thriller by 1 point

>Detoilet didn't score a single offensive TD

C'mon man

Steelers have more house hold names and a future hall of fame QB

Phins are underdogs and fun to root for

Giants and Patriot killers so if you are tired of Patriot posters then root for them. Eli Manning is alos a future hall of fame QB.

Packers are pretty cool if you like a talented qb who is a homosexual. He also probably will make the hall of fame, but not for a long time.

based island negro

Webm of ass catch when

That's what the lolphins said about the Pats in their last game...didn't end so well

man I have no faith tommorrow in the lolphins

Meh, Packers and Falcons are >our only real threat. Gints and Xecucks both have shitty offenses. The question is whether the Cowboys can outscore Green Bay and Atlanta.

packers have better linebackers than that
linebackers are what is keeping the defense together

Packers have hands down the worst secondary in the NFC playoffs

>Matt Stafford has no touchdowns
>Brock Osweiller has 2

what the shit

It's impossible to only score 1 point though

>one win in 60 years

THANK YOU BASED BORK

no fuck you
i wish all the bandwagon cowboys fans would kill themselves
the result real cowboys fans wanted is the result we got
any chance to redeem ourselves against a division rival in the playoffs is better than a boring blowout over a shit detoilet team

Yeah, they were a fluke. They got btfo by both the Packers and the Seahawks I'm their last two games.

when was the last time the packers werent average/good

>he doesn't believe in Wild Card meme magic
we've still got two more games buddy

RIDDLE ME THIS Sup Forums, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT THE HAWKS?

HERE WE GO

Yeah sure I didn't expect them to win, but 6 fucking points?

But the Giants beat your shit Panthers 2.0 team twice this year

>Vincent Verhei @FO_VVerhei 5m5 minutes ago
>Russell Wilson now has eight playoff wins. The Detroit Lions, in their 81-year history, have seven.

This is literally the first year I'm ever saying

I hope I am wrong. it would be our first playoff win in 15 years. but I doubt it

>Dak better than Wilson
Kill yourself Tiki

>Sup Forums loves memes
>seahawks are the dream team of memes as evidenced tonight
>Sup Forums will still hate the hawks
literally cannot make this up

>Pats d-line over Texans
I assume you're going by stopping the run and not pressure because the Patriots pass rush is pretty bad.

I just want to point out that I was 2/2 today with my picks

>Matt Schaub has more playoff wins than Matt Stafford

Hahahaha wow

Thanks anons

Cowboys, Patriots, Falcons and Steelers are the 4 most complete teams in the playoffs right now

>but not for a long time
nigga he is a first ballot lock are you crazy?
he's put up monster numbers and broke records
still holds 3rd(??) highest regular season total offense points (2011) and highest all time career passer rating