Gonna have sex for the first time tomorrow, advice please

Gonna have sex for the first time tomorrow, advice please

wack off a few hours before so you last more than 5 seconds

Don't say stupid shit randomly

make sure he brings condoms

Pound her as hard as you can

stick in the asshole

You'll either cum in 5 seconds or not at all, just try to be cool with the girl and hopefully she'll let you hit it again soon.

get a receipt

Lol be careful. You could be those guys who get to nervous and wont get hard

Yell "INCOMING!!!" right before you come

Use Cholula as lube.

It will spice things up and make for a fuck she will never forget.

i hope she knows ur a virgin or shes gonna be let down LOL

Don't believe the masturbate before myth, I beat off 5 times the day I lost my virginity and still came super quick.

Be cool, I'm sure you'll be nervous but after that first nut bust you'll be fine

Instinctively you're gonna want to hold your breath as you cum but keep breathing, in and out rapidly, as you cum.

Best.Feeling.Ever

Stay relaxed and confident. She'll more than likely just guide you in so don't worry about not finding it. Make sure you go down and keep foreplay and teasing a priority for a while before you go for the F U C C tho. If ya thrustings awk af just let her ride on top and try make her grind a lot in hopes she'll cum before you goodluck user

I have great belief I'll last longer than 5 seconds for I do not feel like a beta fag
I'm not anywhere near nervous, on the contrary I'm rather confident
Yeah she knows
Never heard of this! Will try

take notes from porn, follow everything that they do in porn.

ur gonna bust putting the rubber on

That was me. I had to squeeze my dick at the base just to get it in then i nutted 2.5 seconds later.

You won't be virgin never more and you will feel you are part of the fuckers. But, there are a lot of ways to die sinning.

There's a little knob above the vagina and urethra that you have to squeeze to get the vagina to open properly before intercourse. Grasp it between your thumb and index finger and give it a good, hard squeeze. If she screams, you're doing it right. Start twisting at that point.

Okay, seriously, though, here's some real advice. Watch your aim. If you accidentally brush up against her browneye, wash your cock before attempting reentry. As much as they love to show ass-to-vag in porn, it's really unsanitary, and you can give your slut bacterial vaginosis or a UTI if you've got browneye juice on your glans and you start wiping it around her snizz.

If she's been around the ol' one-eyed snake a few times, just let her guide it in.

Be warned: If you wank prior too and you are fucking her raw, there is a small chance that the precum will flush out residual sperm.

>if you fap, keep it wrapped

Gotta eat her pussy real good before you fuck her. Chicks love that.

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Does she know it's your first time?

Tell us a little more about her. Who is she to you? How long have you known her?

Straight up, if you are paying to lose it, tell her. Ask her to show you what to do, pointers. Ig she won't then the next one will.

Have fun, don't cum in her unless she's on the pill or you want kids.

Try and get it in while the body is still warm Op

Lube up your asshole!

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Don't do it. It's gross.

Don't ever ask a girl to give you head. It's lame and it makes them feel uncomfortable because you act like a timid little bitch. Girls like it when you just tell them to do it, or grab their heads and just shove your cock in their mouth. If you're all like, "umm.. can you... umm.. would you.. could you
Maybe...give me some like...ummm"

You're a fucking soft ass faggot and you ruined everything by being a bitch.

Dog just go down on her for awhile make sure she gets off bang her out and if youre bad your first time maybe your mouth game will get her to come back and smash again

Op here, I forgot to mention that I'm uncut and I'm really hoping she doesn't mind idk how girls think about cut vs uncut. I don't think she knows yet.

BTW so far great advice all of you

You should maybe tell her?or dont i dk. Some american girls could go their whole life and maybe not handle one but who knows anyway good luck

don't just do penetration, touch her clit + go down on her n shit. you want to make her come too. and most women don't come from penetration, you gotta give the clit some love

plus, once you're penetrative sexing you might not last super long so.

pay attention to what she likes, and follow the feedback. either by her body language and expressions and sounds, or even by her telling you

eh, it looks about the same when you're hard anyway.

also if she does mind, then that's her problem and you'll have dodged a bullet lmao. foreskin's natural, you're born with it, americans only cut their babies' dicks because John Kellogg thought it would stop kids from jerking and the idiots listened. (also everyone way back then thought that this was a goal worth pursuing? and now it's just habit)

Dont pull the anal beads out like you're starting a lawn mower.

girls really like it if you say please all the time

Sounds beta tho

This is b, stop lying you fag

Be sure to use lube or your ass is going to hurt twice as bad afterwards.

dont be a little bitch and enjoy how good pussy feels or else if you think too much about it ur pp will go soft

THIS

Shitty advice, whack off but not to last longer to make sure you can get it up come gametime.