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We truly live in a golden age.

>snatch remakes

FUCKING LEAVE IT

Is Guy Pearce attached in any way?

How does he manage to always look so dirty?

>remake without an all-female cast

Not even gonna pirate

They're fucking reamking Snatch? Why?
No one is asking for these remakes.

Who is he going to play anyway? The guy who gets drag by the car with his tie?

Pure skill.

>Mfw that movie came out 5 years ago

pretty simple desu, just get a receding hairline, put all your hair forward and make it stick on your greasy forehead.

It's a British TV remake. So, we know a few things off the bat.

1. It'll only have one season.
2. That season will have a maximum of three episodes.
3. Those episodes will be released six months apart, despite being 22 minutes long.

And after they've aired, no one will ever remember them again like the rest of British "cinema."

>guns n' geezers tv show
Ok
>It's a snatch remake
Time to kill a brit.
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I usually don't give a shit about remakes since they're mostly movies I don't care about

This is not the case here. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Average britfail man

...

>Rupert Grint is set to star in and executive produce Snatch, the new series for Sony’s streaming network Crackle

RRREEEEEEEEEEE SSOOOONYYYYY

>remaking snatch

Why? Is replacing the flip phones with smart phones sucha priority?

You could remake it with the original cast and noone would notice the difference that's how recent that movie is.

>Snatch remake

w-what

At best I could see him doing Dexter Fletcher's part in Lock Stock but why do movies made 16 years ago need remaking?

>Not an all female cast

UH HELLO
IT'S 2016

I guess he'll be playing Tommy

>inb4 Brick Top

No one else can play Brick Top

Punish 'im Errol

>Snatch

I'm out

See you in hell lads

No one else can play most of the characters desu

I can't imagine another Avi, Tony or Mickey

>Snatch remake
Yes but fucking WHY
>Sony's streaming service Crackle
Oh well I guess that makes perfect sense then

PETITION TO BURN SONY TO THE FUCKING GROUND WHEN

I really can't see anyone playing Turkish that isn't based Statham either.

You mean Guy Richie or Squinty Face the actor.

>It's a snatch remake episode

nooooo not snatch getting remade fuck sakes!

I fuckin' hate muggles!

>5 years ago
?

There should be an official law that you are only allowed to remake a movie when both the director and the main cast have been dead for at least 5 years.

He is ginger

why not just make a sequel

surely they know this'll be another failed to series that will go nowhere

Jesus Christ, has the "golden age" of tv already expired. There seems to be an awful lot of tv series adaptations of existing movie properties starting.

Why the fuck are film and tv execs so scared of doing something fresh?

>2011 was 16 years ago

I guess they're hoping for a Fargo situation. But what the fuck is a 'Crackle'?

>Snatch
shit movie
>TV remake
Oh goody, something I can completely ignore when it's on.

jesus christ, just make a gangster show! it doesn't need to be based on an existing property you skeevy fucks!

also who the fuck watches crackle!?

>watched harry potter
>thought this guy was 6' 2"
>he's actually 5' 8"
WEW

Is has to be a 30 years distance to make a remake. That's the spartan law. And by spartan law we will stand and fight... and die.

Good god you're stupid.

How the fuck do you stretch Snatch into a tv programme? Will it be like the Ice age rat and his nut where everyone thinks they have the diamond and somehow slips away at the end, ready for the next episode?

The language is guaranteed to be toned down.

pray for nuclear holocaust !

IT'S NOT GONNA FUCKING SELL

GIVE ME THE SAME THING ONLY DIFFERENT

BY THAT I MEAN TAKE THE TIME WHEN STUDIOS TOOK RISKS AND SHOVE IT THROUGH BLAKE SNYDER'S PATENTED SHIT-O-MATIC

It'll be better, probably. The Big British Cock produces more decent material than Guy Ritchie could ever hope to

I was exaggerating for comedic effect.

>fokin 'ate

Fixed. Also, this will be shit.

>The phrase "Potter actor" will precede all headlines involving these people forever

no, no, no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEE
I usually do not care about remakes but DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH SNATCH LEAVE IT BE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DO YA LIEK DAWGS?

GIMME THAT FUCKING SHOOTAH

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lmao butthurt britcuck
right on the money

And the phrase "Known pederast" will precede all headlines involving you forever.

What's your point? These niggas are RICH.

Snatch every. motherfucker. remake.

Why is his goatee is so comically thick?
Oh Seagal, you're such a fucking joke.

>snatch remake
>for TV

...

>Snitch

a snatch nigga that's the shit i dont like

PLEASE BE FAKE

Why does Hollywood remake all british classics then?

WHY
H
Y

wew

>no one will ever remember them again

what, like Snatch?

snatches get statches

Struck a nerve there, Emma? We can't all be diddled by Harvey Weinstein.

I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't remake Snatch.

>those proportions

What in the fuck?

Mickey is gonna be either black or a badboy rotterham naughty "asian"

For what motherfucking purpose