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Kill the nu-males now!!
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devin townsend isn't really "metal" in the sense that vektor is metal, it's more of a form of hard rock.

I fucking hate you

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Euros btfo

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ROCK 'N' ROLL IS THE ONLY WAY

I am the dawning of the new age

hey guys, why is doom metal so boring? i tried to get into doom but the only band i liked is candlemass, the other bands are fucking shit and sound like 70s butt-rock blackuck sabbath-style

age of aquaius

Arghoslent is the ultimate anti nu-male band.

Watch the nu-males squirm and slither around like the worms they are at the mere mention of these titans.

Because you are a pleb

next thread will be an /arghoslent/ or /bigboyriffs/ same thing

I enjoy death doom and funeral doom more than traditional doom

>H: One might opine that our music is more akin to black metal, but I’d say this is really only because your typical death metal riff is so painfully uninteresting and perhaps riffs more black metal in origin often have a bit more to them. That said, I still don’t hear anyone that sounds like us, and there never could be because no one has this virus, the infection of riffs that Pogrom and I have. But nevertheless, I’d say we are regarded as more interesting to enthusiasts and extremists in the black metal scene. This is also because there are no death metal extremists, and funderground pacifists are disgusted by what we do.

Arghoslent are truly something supreme.

what are big boy riffs apart from BT

>funeral doom
t. Nu-male in denial

we don't need to force this meme so hard. Yes I'm actively listening to Arghoslent but still.
Doom Metal isn't really "metal" in the sense that Death Metal is metal, it's more of a form of hard rock.
Devin Townsend is fucking awful and all his fans are cancer

Autopsy
Arghoslent
Warmaster
Asphyx
Skeletal Remains
Sadus
Benediction

>Devin Townsend is fucking awful
Kys

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Arghoslent is superior.

Arghoslent riffs are more like heavy metal imo but it's not going to appeal to heavy metal fans. I really think it's death metal for GBK fans

>prog metal listeners are among us

I feel disgusted.

>tfw hated by both hipsters and elitist metalheads
Life is suffering

>defending this animated turd

I"m not a leftist, prog metal is degenerate

What's wrong with prog metal?

more fun metal like alestorm - no grave but the sea

Arghoslent inspired me to start lifting weights and eating better.

it's the disapointing child of progrock

How can you hate such a goofball

Fuck off Sup Forumstard

It's retarded. Standard metal itself is "progressive". Old school death metal bands and such don't have standard song structures.

Prog rock actually had a point, prog metal is just pretend prog rock with garbage guitar tones and pointless wankery that sounds like shit.

And the awful fucking nu metal guitar tones.

how can you even live with yourself? You like literally the tackiest and most tasteless genre of music in the world. It's worse than reggaeton in terms of being so boorishly devoid of self-awareness or stylistic sensibility. It is the trilby and pinstripe vest of music

>/metal/ hates prog metal for being pretentious and autistic while circlejerking black metal
Really makes you think

Arghoslent is the only decent meal band

Kill yourself tonight, subhuman.

It is invigorating to know that my enemies literally listen to shit like devin townsend, it really does a good job of making me know I'm superior without any doubt.

Arghoslent rules.

holy shit these riffs, why have i never heard of this band before?

when they fuck off to their own threads in November, the threads will get better, albeit for a brief period of time.

I'd like that cover if it wasn't for the edgy hoody kid

How many prog metal bands have you actually listened to
It's a very varied genre, not everything sounds like Dream Theater

>tackiest and most tasteless genre of music in the world
You are fucking stupid you know nothing about prog metal

Lmao look at this LARPing faggot

i don't really like extreme metal but this is good

>How can you hate such a goofball
Sorry I don't listen to comedy music. Pic related is another instance of what I avoid (probably another personal hero of yours, and I'm sure you can't decide which one to pick for your senior quote)
About 5% of black metal is good, tops, whereas there is no good prog metal

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name a good prog metal act or album

nice argument you overweight degenerate

i like fates warning, am i a nu-male??

>comedy music
He made a lot of serious music though
>pic related
What picture

>there is no good prog metal
t. Listened to 10 prog metal albums at best
Keep circlejerking your overrated monotonous death metal dumb DMU shitter

All the revered albums like Back to Times of Splendor sound like fucking garbage

It's a genre for idiots that just got into metal and think it's sophisticated.

>Melvins
Never listened to them

>name good prog metal band
You will just call them shit so who cares

since it's basically heavy metal
that little hoodie dude looks like one of those shitty urban collectibles you'd find in gumball machines in the early 2000s

Progressive metal is for literal subhumans who don't know anything about music theory but think they're sophisticated.

>"Animals as Leaders is the future of music"

>All the revered albums like Back to Times of Splendor sound like fucking garbage
No you are just a stupid contrarian

pic was here, just forgot it

give me an album to change my mind, come on
>You will just call them shit
yes since that's undoubtedly what it will be. I'm glad we could nip this in the bud

You have a brain disease that makes you think audio feces sound good.

The guitar tone is beyond garbage on that record. Linkin Park have better sounding guitars.

Fates Warning are the most consistently good band in the genre

>lol fuck your pretentious music I'll rather listen to garbage about dragons, raping babies and hating Jesus

no, you have good taste

aoty

I like prog metal but AAL are garbage

post some good prog metal

You are a closed minded idiot, keep jerking off to your overrated 20 years old albums because you hate everything new and different

>you are retarded because you like different music
OK black metal fag

>Linkin Park have better sounding guitars
Now this is shit bait

>proge

Opeth

Literally just Fates Warning and Crimson Glory.

>dad power

this and also Queensrÿche

>implying dads don't have good taste

dad is a title of honor, making children is anti-numale

All these albums probably have higher ratings than your favorite album lol

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okay I'm checking out "Awaken The Guardian"
you're making totally unfounded and inaccurate assumptions. If you think prog metal is either "everything new and different" and that the alternative to listening to it is either 20 years old or black metal then you're certifiably retarded

You're a cuckold if you care about this shit

adramelch - irae melanox
If you like fates warning and so-bad-its-good vocals

>only old music is good
No wonder metal went down the shitter in the last 10 years
There is no group of music fans that is nearly as insecure, closed minded and insufferable as metalheads

Devin Townsend single-handedly saved metal!

well good thing we don't care what you think of us

What's wrong with 90s Opeth

>higher ratings
>as if that matters
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Dads are trash. On that note is there any good prog metal that's, I dunno, less horribly dated and irrelevant sounding?

Most metalheads are the laughing stock of society but they don't care

oh that's a relief, I was worried people thought these vocals were unironically good

It's not my thing, but you can check out Witherscape and Dan Swano's solo album.

>my shitty black metal album with 10 ratings is better than some of the most critically acclaimed albums of the last 20 years
Lmao

Fuck commies!
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and society is the laughing stock of us so it works out
true, early opeth almost approached noteworthiness. Not offensively bad like later material, at least

All people who hate prog metal are death/black metal edgelords

Was your green text supposed to illustrate some kind of logical fallacy? It's 100% accurate aside from the "shitty" part

You might as well be peddling radiohead at this point

Are you even older than 18?

I didn't know my mom was a death/black metal edgelord
if you're not even that invested in it then I'm not going to bother

Radiohead is better and more influential than your shitty black metal band

>Are you even older than 18
Says the retarded contrarian edgelord

OK hipster

>influential
dude stop I can't
start talking about the beatles or something next ahaha oh man this is getting good

Threads like these remind me why I rarely visit this place anymore.

ow, I can't handle this next level internet banter

You're a fucking idiot. The only things your trash music influences is pozzed up AIDS ridden faggots like you.

Go die in a pool of AIDS infested cum and diarrhea, you fucking rat.

Wow, I know metal is full of contrarian fucktards but you are taking it too far

Arghoslent too much for you??

This is not banter, this is just low effort shitposting

Wow, what a mature post from an intelligent metal listwner

do you honestly listen to an album and think "man I wonder how influential this was? depending on the answer this will totally shape how much I enjoy this album"
don't be an idiot

you couldnt be more nu-male if you tried

What is this face from

more like no effort. don't listwn to this guy

Post ju-male repellant

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