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What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

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the mummy. what's the worst movie you've seen?

Monster in a Box.

"In the name of the king", four times

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Blade runner

Lost in Translation.

x-men origins: wolverine

A really shitty low-budget horror film from bavaria, Germany. I can't remember its name but it takes place in lile Washington state on the U.S. border of Canada where some cons being transferred on a bus get knocked over. They find a Cabin in the woods where they are then attacked by some really shitty demons in a basement while some bitch helps them. Horrible dialog, shitty faux American accents, the whole thing was a fucking trainwreck.

i only chose it because it looked decent, kinda disappointing

Every Marvel and DC Manbabyshit

Beowulf, it get's the environment wrong, tells the same story twice and somehow managed to make a naked Angelina Jolie look ugly while she was in her prime.

Sausage party

all the comic book movies

Lars von Trier's "Antichrist" was so bad it actually made me angry

wew lad

wrong, youre a little pussy and got scared

All of the transmorfers movies. Degenerated crap for degenerated people.

>hating popcorn movies this much

Rat Race. Seriously, this movie is fucking awful. I mean, anything with a smash mouth concert in it where they sing the shrek song is going to be bad, but even before that it is just so damn awful.

there's no such thing as a scary movie imo

Michael Bay is a God-Tier auteur.

the fuck is a popcorn movie, fuck you

I couldn't finish it

>Huh how do I make this movie actually good?
>I know, I'll add cgi explosions every 5 minutes.

>He's good at imagery so that makes the terrible screenplays, jarring editing, and trite acting good now.

"Cool As Ice"

good pick. Related: "The Ringer" with johnny knoxville is shit too.

used to get vouchers to review movies years ago. took dates to catch a flick every now and then. one time, this chick wanted to see "confessions of a shopaholic." i actually demanded my free vouchers back. didn't get them back and didn't get a second date.

i dunno... the Canadian film "Things" maybe

>these dubs lie
the ringer is a fucking classic

it's nothing but "don't make fun of retards they're people too" sappy bullshit.

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I want to add even more reasons, now that I've thought about it.
They make up a norse language for the initial monster instead of just using actual old norse.
The effects are shit to the point that whenever someone is riding a horse, it looks like they took tips for how horses move from a merry go round.
There is a serious amount of same face going on.
And to add the same point twice, naked Angelina Jolie in her prime, still made her look ugly.

a movie that's good for eating popcorn and enjoying while its on but not worth serious thought

Nice bait

>using Norse ever for a story that was written in the earliest form of English

He's incredibly consistent. He has a vision and nails it perfectly every time.

maybe shes just ugly, man. get over it

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It was a film about a norse myth, supposed to take place in Denmark.
I don't care which language it was first written down in, the oral tradition for telling it was most certainly norse.

Blair Witch Project

This...

Well her looks is really a small part of it.
I really just dislike it for being a poor portrayal of a myth from my homeland.

pearl harbor

it had a couple ok jokes but it got too far up its own ass toward the end

The Waterboy

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The poem was written in Old English genius, the only oral tradition it was told in was in variants of the language you're writing in right now.

When you make films, you have to think of more than one aspect. He might make a good graphic designer though.

you motherfucker that is one of the greatest movies of all time

It takes place in denmark and involves vikings, of course norse language has a part in it and it of course it has been told in old norse as well.

and of course*

There used to be a video store chain called "Hollywood Video". Dunno if they were all across America or just in the Western USA.

When Netflix came out the video stores got competitive, and one thing they did was let you rent as many movies as you wanted in a month if you paid like $30 per months.

I did that shit. Fuckin'... watched like damn near every movie in the horror section.

Some of them were so shitty. There's one called 'Monkey Shines' where this dude's pet helper monkey kills people. It was shit.

Another bad one was called 'Terror Toons', where cartoon characters kill people. Fuck, that one was bad. I'd say that one's the worst movie I've ever seen.

The call of duty movies
especially the zombie one fucking terrible

What about the punisher?

did they have Monsturd? That is probably the worst horror movie, but in a good way.

All that glitters is gold

>snakes on a train
>pirates of treasure island
>vampires vs zombies
pretty sure i saw these and many other movies by the asylum due to hollywood video.

Death Bed, the Bed That Eats.

boring piece of shit art film about a bed, doesn't even eat people, just burps in a scene, the rest is fucking monologue.

pretty much all of dolph lundgren's movies are shit tier. it's a shame too, he's not that terrible of an actor. he's actually a fucking genius too.

I don't literally mean the visual aspects of the film. I mean everything about them. The script, the editing, even the performances. Every aspect movie he makes is distinctly Michael Bay.

Eat a nigger dick

aspect of a

All starwars movies. Genuinely made me suicidal. Fuck those movies.

Zoolander

without a doubt this overdone piece of dogshit. I waited in anticipation of something worthy to follow the masterpiece original and it was the most exaggerated unbelievable B grade twat fest filled with more "as ifs" than an entire series of fucking Macgyver

stop posting good movies in the worst movie thread

american cyborg is the worst movie

Human centipede
At least half of it

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I really enjoyed human centipede. 2 and 3 were fucking wank though.

Thankskilling 3. Friends forced me watch the whole thing. Didn't talk to them for a month, was that mad at how fucking awful the movie was.

if you remember the title it probably wasnt the worst you've ever seen

Not bait, they are fucking dreadful.

So? Lots of artists have found their voice. Big fuckin' deal. Not every vision is good. That's sort of a No Child Left Behind attitude towards art.

>All that matters is that you tried and you stayed true to yourself. Here's a medal.

you might not like them but you'd have to be an absolute retard to think they are "the worst movies" ever made.

Any Marvel or DC movie.

can agree, The Star Wars movies are so fucking boring and lame.

v/h/s 3

opinions are like assholes, everyone has them.\

Star Wars didn't age well.

Never said that you fucking degenerate. The starwars movies are the worst movies I have ever seen. I don't tend to watch shit tier movies but people wouldn't shut up about them so I thought they'd be at least half decent.

This new ghostbusters was garbage. Not a single redeemable thing about it.

Birdemic

Everything about von Trier makes me angry

I don't know if you mean Transformers or Transmorphers, which are legitimately a significant amount worse.

what a fucking thick line of thought. The reason it sticks in your head is because of the emotional connection you had with it and that can be overwhelmingly good or ragingly wanna kill some one bad. Fuck.

Total Recall remake, Robo Cop remake, Robo Cop 3, Jurassic Parks 2 and 3, Scanner Cop.

all of these tie for me

>no mention of steven segal movies
cuz hez da gretist

>my homeland

Implying you're not some Amerifat neckbeard that was told he "probably has Norse ancestors" by his mom once and fantasizes about being a Viking and tells everyone he's from Denmark to give himself some semblance of a cultural identity beyond white when his great fucking grandpa Jim was born in Duluth Minnesota

agree 100%

actually, Scanner Cop isn't so bad on second thought, it's redeeming feature is how hilariously bad it is.

take this for example:
>scanners can only scan living things with a brain
>scanner cop defuses a bomb seconds before it blows up with his mind
>he defuses it by screwing up his face and squinting at it while screaming

fucking died right there

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

It's like an autist got set loose on a rekt thread full of fake and gay.

Anything that Uwe Boll has gotten his shitty hands on

those are funny bad though

I used to have a job in media where I just watched the shittiest bargain bin movies to write jokes about for reviewers to shit on them on TV.

Y'all ain't seen nothing until you see a $200 Australian Wiggles rip-off or some of the shit the BBC produced in the 70s that fell through the cracks.

this shit british comedy called Brothers. only film ive ever walked out on

back in the day though, that movie was the shit. watching it as a sugar'd up teenager who grew up in frederick county hyped the shit out of that movie.