Put finger in ear

>put finger in ear
>smell finger

>see hot girl in bus
>lose ability to walk and balance properly

>miss class because you couldn't get out of bed
>repeat with all other classes that day

>paying with change in the metro
>big line
>drop all coins

>doing groceries
>someone gets in your way but doesn't notice
>stand there and wait

>someone laughs
>those 2 seconds where you wonder if it's at you

>guest at hotel
>other guest says hello
>look down and walk away

>make scrambled eggs
>fail
>still eat them

>wash penis
>hot water carries up smell

>cum on hand
>tissue box is on other side of room
>let it dry

>someone asks
>"how is your day?"
>respond with
>"yeah, you?"

is this some kind of Nu FBF thread?

>4pm
>finish breakfast
>back to bed

>female server says bon appetit
>say you too

>sit on toilet
>it's cold

>eat pizza
>poop

>momma made some kool-aid
>is too weak
>sheeiiiit

i think you're doing it wrong

>eat poop
>shit pizza

ishyddt

>drop jam toast on shirt

>miss metro station
>walk back so no one knows

>kiss pillow
>whisper "i love you"
>alone

>door is push?
>smash into door
>door was pull

>all day thinking about vidya
>at work
>thinks only of vidya
>around people
>thinks only of vidya
>around family
>thinks only of vidya
>on pc
>wonders what to play
>sits and stares for a while not able to get into playing vidya
>just listen to the same song over and over again until free time is up

get into PoE the game is about to get fun for the next few months

>late for work
>lose ability to tie shoes

maybe user
maybe

>in bed
>have to poop
>too lazy to get up
>do the bacon on bed

add me on steam poon pounda

I'm in south america but i'll be back in 5 days

> wipe ass
> get shit on hand
>smell hand
>get boner
> jerkoff
> dick smells worse.