One thing that freaks me out is when there is a "restroom attendant" in the fucking place I'm going to take a dump

One thing that freaks me out is when there is a "restroom attendant" in the fucking place I'm going to take a dump.
1. Are these present in your country?
2. What country do you come from?

None in my country. I hate seeing them when I travel overseas.

Encounter them all the time in the US. Don't talk to me man, I'm trying to take a leak here. Although paying $1 for a splash of Paco Rabanne isn't too bad.

One time I was in a mall in Kuala Lumpur, taking a leak at the urinal. An old lady about 60 walks in and starts mopping the floor. Right next to me.

Awkward

> what country are you from?
Whoops. Thought i answered. New Zealand.

England here
£2 for nigger sized squirt of colone or maybe £1for some hair gel
Fuck these fuckers they should get a real job of fuck off back on the dingy they came on
It's even worse when you want to do a line of coke and you can feel nigger eyes burning through the stall door

He's probably just hoping you will buy his coke instead

I'm from NZ too and you can't find a public toilet ANYWHERE in Europe without having to pay for it or tip a fucking restroom attendant.

WTF

Where do you find these guys? I live in a northern town and never seen this but I'm guessing you're from London?

>too poor to go anywhere with a restroom attendant
Poverty has its perks

Glasgow, Scotland

They're fucking everywhere, hate them. Best way to deal with them is with an Egyptian handshake, which is basically engage them in conversation, shake their hand and try to hold on for as long as possible. Try and get up in their personal space, keep as much eye contact as possible, hold on to their hand for dear life

Make it so ackward that when you're back in the pisser later they completely ignore you

Yeah they are here in the UK too.

I got in a fight once with a guy because of a bathroom attendant.
I was telling the guy to come and get a pint and and guy told me I didn't respect him. I told him I did and he said prove it. So i busted him and the other guy started throwing punches at me. I kicked his head in.

bogwog

... all you guys are kidding, right?

I've seen this and I live in the midlands, pretty common at nightclubs.

What? Sounds like you just beat up some dude to me but your story is so fucked up I can't tell. Can you rewrite your story as a literate adult please?

1. I've never seen one
2. Ohio, USA

What kind of shit life do you have to work in a shitter all day squirting perfume on men?

Barnsley mate
Where you at

Maybe but never by coke of a nigger it will be cut to fuck

I only see them in high traffic places. Clubs and concerts and what not. South Carolina here

Lol I live 20 mins away in Mirfield

I'm not really into clubbing and have never been to one so that probably explains why I've never seen these dudes

>1. Are these present in your country?
>2. What country do you come from?

At Cologne main station all the restroom attendants are first and second generation cocky Turkish bitches. They work the male compartment as well of course.

Costs 1€ which is a rip-off. On the other hand it keeps the junkies out and locks the freshness in.

>pic related the pissing compartment

The female area is on the other side and when they walk out they can look at you while you piss. That's something you have to be into.

A man accused me of disrespecting a bathroom attendant. I denied this allegation of course as I firmly believed it not to be true. He told me to prove my stance of none disrespect to the man who sells shit in a bathroom, I took my fist and held it to his fist and he made a fist and touched my fist with it. This is a sign of respect.
The man proceeded to tell me I thought I was better than this man, he followed his insults and insinuations with punches designed to deliver me physical damage. I responded with my own defense and used my natural defense systems and mine proved to be much better than his. I think animal instinct kicked in and I delivered multiple kicks to his head as he lay on the floor. I wanted to make sure the target was neutralized before leaving the situation.

Sheffield has them, Barnsley just isnt posh enough for toilet shops

I know man, such a weird concept.

Thank fuck we don't have that here. Can't ever see that being a thing in NZ. There would be a revolt if someone tried that.

Your not missing mutch tbh the best bars and clubs in town have shut down tbh
If I go out now it's either Leeds of Sheffield but leave early to avoid all dunken fighting kek

Great idea. You could make it even better with sticky hands

That makes SO much more sense now. Thanks user!

you mean you saw one at the belle. damn nub.

Cool story, bra.

It used to be user
People came from all over for a piss up in town
I used to go to uprising at the Adelphi in the 90's and Kingdom late 90's
Niche was also good apart from the stabbings and occasional shooting

Because NZ is a fucking shit hole. You build houses out of wood frames, why would you have bathroom attendants?

Seriously, don't mistake yourselves for a 1st world country, you are not. You are just above 3rd world. I would honestly consider you a developing country.

All good.

>be living in the grand ole USA
>never encountered a toilet attender ever
>have private stalls almost everywhere
>can lock the stall upon will and do crack cocaine if needed
Feels good living in the USA. Fuck all 3rd world countries.

developing indeed. That's why their forests and wildlife is still yet to be discovered. They are tpp retarded to do anything with their resources.

They're quite common everywhere because for the club it's like having a free security guard

I live Canada.
We do not have men who sit, and smile at us, in the bathroom.

....well, maybe sometimes... but those are just homosexuals.
No ones getting paid to be in there...

...well maybe hookers...

No to to mention glory holes....

k. No. we don't have bathroom attendants!
but we have alot of other shit going on in there.

the sarcasm hasn't missed me. You build with wood because of the earthquakes. It's not your wooden frames that make you a shit hole, it's what you do after. You put 1 layer of insulation, then cladding on the outside of the house...this....in 1st world countries...is called a shed or garage.
Also you export too much of your farm produce to the point of making your food expensive for your citizens. This is retarded.

New Zealand doesn't exist. Move along.

And seriously why does someone need to do a job standing in a bathroom all day? Why? Just send someone in their every couple of hours to mop the floor or clean the mirrors.

Wtf happens in European bathrooms that you need a guard in there?

I hear it's normally used to employ people on probation or fresh out of prison. They're mostly just used for last minute items you'd need when coming out of the bathroom.
I personally don't have an issue with them, as most of them are pretty respectful, but it can get irritating because the pressure is on that you HAVE TO GIVE A TIP!

I haven't seen one there in a while, but some clubs and go-go bars in Thailand used to have them.

The fuckers wore dress shirts and black vests and would attempt to give you a neck rub while you pissed at the urinal, then expect a tip.

"Toilet massage boys"

I'm from London and have never seen these bastards. But admittedly I go only to pubs and no clubs so maybe there the situation is different.

Yeah they are in clubs and sometimes bars. More clubs though.

no splash, no gash

how can someone piss with a random guy massaging their neck? Gay

I'd give them a tip, "stop touching me or else, faggot."