Why do you have such ugly ass possums america?

Why do you have such ugly ass possums america?

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australia with EU flag?

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honestly ive never seen a possum that cute. theyre all WAY worse than that pic. imagine if that thing spent 2 years on a meth bender, thats what they normally look like

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that's not how you spell opossum

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both massive fucking cancer and everything that's wrong with the world. also props to the master race europeans who put all ours asses hundreds of years behind with the dark ages. plebs

The fact that you think religion was a bad thing throughout history..

It is though

>Why do you have such ugly ass possums america?
Damn! You inbred criminals got us again.

There's a reason mouth breathers use the term "dark ages" and not real historians. It's mostly made of misconceptions about the era.

Sup with the flag

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that OP spelled opossum wrong?

And one is a secular museum rented out to the local imam to spread sharia. Guess which one?

Possum is an acceptable spelling fuckface.

The one where they don't handle snakes and roll on the floor?

>tries to put a positive spin on the Dark Ages.
That liberal arts degree from university is paying off big time for you, user.

Only if you're a redneck from the South.
Are you a redneck, user?

In America they're officially called opossums, from an old Native word. When the Scottish convicts arrived in Australia, they found distantly related animals and named them possums, because that's how opossum has been pronounced since like the day after the white man learned the word.

do you guys have flush toilettes yet?

>As the accomplishments of the era came to be better understood in the 19th and 20th centuries, scholars began restricting the "Dark Ages" appellation to the Early Middle Ages (c. 5th–10th century). Many modern scholars avoid the term altogether due to its negative connotations, finding it misleading and inaccurate. The original definition remains in popular use, and popular culture often employs it as a vehicle to depict the Middle Ages as a time of backwardness, extending its pejorative use and expanding its scope.

At least they're not getting cucked by the Muslim snake.

I actually like our opossums a lot.

>they found distantly related animals
They are?

>When the term is used by historians today, therefore, it is intended to be neutral, expressing the idea that the events of the period seem 'dark' to us because of the paucity of historical record. The term is used in this sense (often in the singular) to reference the Bronze Age collapse and the subsequent Greek Dark Ages,[1] the dark ages of Cambodia (c. 1450-1863), and also a hypothetical Digital Dark Age which would ensue if the electronic documents produced in the current period were to become unreadable at some point in the future.

>In the United States, it is typically referred to simply as a possum.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_opossum

this

The o is silent, it's still spelled with one... lololol

>The medieval period is frequently caricatured as supposedly a "time of ignorance and superstition" which placed "the word of religious authorities over personal experience and rational activity." However, rationality was increasingly held in high regard as the Middle Ages progressed. The historian of science Edward Grant writes that "If revolutionary rational thoughts were expressed [in the 18th century], they were made possible because of the long medieval tradition that established the use of reason as one of the most important of human activities". Furthermore, David Lindberg says that, contrary to common belief, "the late medieval scholar rarely experienced the coercive power of the church and would have regarded himself as free (particularly in the natural sciences) to follow reason and observation wherever they led".

Sometimes it is, often it isn't.

You is often spelled u. Is it an acceptable spelling? Put it in a college essay and see.

Possum is the most common spelling for the animal in North America. If you're arguing that the spelling is a bastadization I guess we'd better go back to the Algonquin.

Literally noone calls possums in Australia opossums, I've never even heard of it being spelled that way

He means the other possum, the North American guy, as referred to by North Americans (we use possum just like you guys).

That's because they're not Opossums

>eu flag for Australia
kekked way too hard
t. European Australian

Hen why is it "playing possum" and not "playing opossum"? The O is only necessary in a scientific context you fucking pedant.

if Australia isnt in europe why were they in eurovision?

Are you serious dude? The one on the left looks like a badly drawn squirrel.

Cause Britain left

Fuck you, pussy. People don't forget.

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They're pretty cute in person, shame they're such a cunt to have around

Okay that one looks better. So does the american one in OP's picture.

Now the question is, can you have sex with them?

So long as you tape them up first

Tell that to the Jews

Do you know what else America doesn't have? Free healthcare.

may not look like it from the pics but Australian possums are actually 2m tall when they stand up. Really they'll be having sex with you, not the other way around.

Dis

It's "playing dead" unles you happen to be an inbred hill-person.

Heh, playing possum is a pretty common saying, not even murrican.

>t. inbred hill-person

Don't got any hills in Straya, sorry

except it was

Your brain has dried out, mate.

Christianity spread literacy and kept classical Greco-Roman philosophy alive

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Grey squirrel from 'merica came here and killed all the native red squirrels.

Typical.

Nearest hill bigger than a mound to me is over 400km away.

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No, I get that. You're focused on the hills because your brain has dried out. It's cracking in all the wrong places.

You're welcome, and thanks for the starlings.

Hard to be a hill person when I've never been above 300m outside of a plane.

Didn't kill them, outcompeted them. Gray squirrels are simply better suited to life than red ones. They are the master squirrel race.

The invasion of the grey squirrel in the United Kingdom can be classified as a Disease Mediated Invasion (DMI).[6] More specifically, the invasion of the grey squirrels and displacement of the red squirrels can be described by "spillover DMI", which is defined as a non-native species bringing diseases with them into the new area that will infect the native species.

Spillover is especially an issue of when the invading species is morphologically similar to the native one. This can have devastating effects. In fact, grey squirrels as a DMI species could be classified as "biological weapons"

>grey squirrels as a DMI species could be classified as "biological weapons"
>"biological weapons"

Like I said, thanks 'merica.

>They are the master squirrel race.
>what is an eastern fox squirrel?

stupid cuck we aint fucking cheeselz use our flag not the european one ya ding dong didgeridoo

dont shit talk Pentecostal snake religion

To be fair you did use blankets as bio-warfare to wipe out our native population of Homo sapiens.

Still about the hills. Amazingly dense.

We have perfected and unleashed the weaponized squirrel. Just wait until we complete work on the cyborg feral hog

You know what a hill-person is right?

You know they came from Europe right?

>Continent already ravaged by smallpox due to accidental transmission by Spanish explorers.

>Muh blankets. Muh Indians.

Shut the fuck up.

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Yeah... it's that bitch from the sound of music, right?

What is Lionel Richie doing?

Cillin

>US adopts measurements developed by Roman Empire and English Empire
>Uses measurements for surveying gigantic country and dividing land into parcels
>Europeans become too stupid to handle measuring anything other than standards divisible by ten
>Former empires adopt simpler metric system
>Make fun of Americans for staying with complicated system already entrenched in land titling system

It's as if you all switched to eating baby food and make fun of Americans for still eating steak.

>imblying steak is hard to prepare, cook and eat

Sorry for having opossums you don't want to fuck...

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I'm pretty sure Australia is like Alabama. I'm in Alabama so I should know, it's a piece of shit and lots of incest. Also go throw a boomarang you bastards don't you know you're upside down right now

Nah, heavy shit sinks making the Northern Hemisphere the bottom.

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>this coming from the country that lost a war against its wildlife

>posts on Sup Forums
>thinks he can post in a non bate thread