Its the weekend nigs!

its the weekend nigs!

It's nearly cleared up

Hiv isn't that bad.

It won't suck itself

I love you, user

Will you marry me?

Show me that pussy

First date means rape.

here come dat boi

traps are not gay

I live with mom

I voted for Trump

I dated your father

Ready for my cummies?

I have two children

chicks love that

I don't hate niggers.

My pronouns are xe

I can't count.

I have an STD

Are you literally this retarded?

>>it's => IT IS
>>isn't => IS NOT
>> won't => WILL NOT

YOU ARE USING 5 WORDS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS.

I forgot my wallet.

"I fap to traps"

Mind if I vape?

Hitler did nothing wrong

I have no car

Tongue punch my fartbox

She'll have the salad.

How is your sister ?

5 words. Doesn't count.

WTF i keked hard when i read this shit, and i am in the middle of a class

Is your dick feminine?

...

Do you like rape?

No still means yes

y'all'd've

Would you rim it?

Not university; trade school

Make america great again

ylyl

The book was better.

I have a boner

topkek

I voted for Trump

Your degree is useless

>Make America great again

>I am red pilled.

>I'll have Mountain Dew.

>Tits or get out.

>You Xbox or Playstation?

my car is comfy

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

I am a bronie.

i hate niggers jews

ever heard of Sup Forums?

My dick smells cheese.

SAMEFAGS I HATE THEM

Adam Sandler is funny

It's not contagious.

You pay for dinner.

Wanna finger my asshole?

i don't like niggers

oooh you're so racist blabla

I am a cuckold

I'm not paying that.

duct tape is fun

I love bad dragon!

MODS

Brits aren't tolerant.

You laugh, but it's a thing here in the "South".

Your mom is hotter

Contractions count as a single word you troglodyte. Ever write an essay with a word requirement?

I'm a libtard.

choke self while fapping?

"Got a spare cig?"

>uses 5 words.
I like black people

>using contractions in an essay
>also not knowing that contractions wordcount is the same as writing it out
>cant even into google

Apparently contractions are supposed to count for as many words as they're meant to represent. Whatever, English is a garbage language anyway.

I suck off dogs

>being actually this retarded

just kys

my mom cool rommy

Whats wrong with mountain dew, when i went to the US this was my favourite soda

You want a drinkie?

Who gives a fuck you cunts are TEDIOUS.

On your knees bitch.

that is the best post ever

>Who gives a fuck
apparently you and me at least

Matzo ball soup, please

You have weird hair

Have you accepted Jesus?

Underage faggot

I NEED TO BREED

I'd like to stick my head up your ass hole and eat my way out your stomach. I know that's not 4 words but that's
usually how I fuck upp

Where are my tendies?

cringe

You into scat play? ;)

eighteen is too old

gtfo newfag

>reply or mom dies

t.me/RobotCashBot?start=aYShGcOl

Are you kidding me? Grow up!

I am 21 and in an university class, and when i read i need to hold my breath, idk, it sounds so stupid you know, and its shit i would never say

I eat ramen daily

you smell like shit

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