Stories about how Sup Forumsros became normie scum, I'll start:

Stories about how Sup Forumsros became normie scum, I'll start:

>be me
>maybe 6/10
>17 ,beta
>riding the bus because beta
>crowded bus
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>get off at the end of the route at the main bus plaza
>feel a tap on my shoulder
>the softest tap, but I felt it
>girl behind me tapped my shoulder
>stunningly gorgeous, literally the prettiest girl I have seen in my entire life
>ohshitbetamodeengage.gif
>"hi! I... hope it's ok, but while we were riding on the bus, I drew you."
>"ok... thanks"
>turn and walk away
>realise what just happened
>GOD DAMNIT
>ride my 2nd bus in shame
>about 1.5-2 months later
>everyday, see this girl on the same bus as me, kick myself because she obviously mirin' but beta, so don't say anything to her ever
>take some Growacet and think the whole bus ride one day about how to ask for her number
>have plans in place for everything she could say when I say what I thought I was going to say
>looking out the bus window, feel someone sit next to me
>her
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>DEFCON 1 THERE WAS NO PLAN FOR THIS
>MY CONTINGENCIES HAVE FAILED ME
>"hi! I was wondering if you had any mechanical pencil lead I could have?"
>"uuuhhhhhh... yeah, what caliber of lead do you need"
>what was that? CaLiBeR? Am I retarded?
>she looks at me blankly slowly putting together what she can from the pure, weaponized autism I just shot out of my mouth
>"like .5? .7"
>"oh, I need .7 if you have it"
>get some lead out of the mechanical pencil I have in my backpack
>"thanks! My name is anonette, by the way"
>holds out her hand
> awkwardly shake it
>"m-m-my name is-s a-a-user, n-nice to meet-t y-y-you"
>I don't have a stutter, just amazingly nervous to talk to this goddess
>"nice to meet you as well... ... ... I'm going to go sit back over there now"
>she had her art stuff on another seat, she just moved herself to talk to me and ask for lead
>ok, time to formulate a new plan for talking to her when we get off the bus
cont. below

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cont. from above
>17 min bus ride later, get off a few people behind the goddess of creation herself
>"so, anonette..."
>fuckthatsalligot.png
>over 17 mins, that is all I could come up with
>WEAPONIZED AUTISM
>"uhh, what kind of art do you do?"
>nice question, dipshit
>"oh, I do physical, digital.. pretty much anything I can get my hands on."
>she's really artsy I'm in love
>talk for a little bit, ask to see the drawing of myself
>she says she has to look through her sketchbook, says that she doesn't draw super well
>bull. shit.
>this girl is the reincarnation of all the best artists that have ever lived
>make some shit joke about how her drawing of me must be better than what I can do because even drawing stick figures eludes me
>shit joke, but she seems into it, she laughs
>that laugh
>I will never forget that laugh, it was like hearing angels sing
>she shows it to me
>holy fuck
>it's me
>like, really me
>not a caricature, not a cartoon version, but a photo-realistic drawing of me she made in 20 mins on a bumpy ass bus
>marryme.docx
>she pulls out this tiny slip of paper right before I was going to ask for her number
>"I'm sorry, I'm not super good at ripping paper"
>"thanks for the lead, (her) num-ber, -anonette"
>"OMG THANKS, I'LL PUT IT IN MY PHONE RIGHT NOW THANKS OMG THANKS!"
>My bus is here
>worst time, I wanted to spend all day talking to this girl
>"oh, man, my bus is here, but I'll text you!!"
>"hehe, ok ;)"
>spaghetti flies out of my pockets at mach 2
>get on bus and text her for a little while
>get a sushi date and ascend to normie status

Well, fellas. It's been fun, but I'm a normie now, Sup Forumsonstituents

Congrats user.

You're gonna fuck this up soooooo bad. We'll be waiting for an update in a few days.

Screen cap this shit nigga so we know where it left off.

>be 16 and feminine looking
>wear makeup once and put on a dress for the laughs
>kinda girly looking
>continued to do it until 20's where i stopped
>was put into situations where i had to talk with people without being the edgy kid
>got used to working and being fairly normal
>kept long hair
>got engaged

pics of the girl

Put me in the screen cap

send her a dick pic and ask her to draw it

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From the sound of it, you hardly know her yet you practically worship her. My advice is to dial it waaay back, otherwise you WILL regret it.

fuck you reddit you all suck if you're reading this on your cuck of a website

On mobile and waaaay too lazy to get on my pc. You cap this shit dog.

Naw dawg im on mobile too.

Some pcfag cap pls

I'm on my phone too, does this mean that we're normies too?

No. It just means that we're all such degenerates that we can't even leave Sup Forums when we leave the house.

Do you have a picture of the drawing OP?

This. I was 30 minutes late to lunch at work because I was lurking in a thread and didn't realize what time it was.

That Guy with a Voice will read this, and I am autsiosmwoic

The thing is she did all the work user, you didn't progress anywhere
Becoming a normie require you to fuck things up a lot before making any progress in social interaction

If you're lucky she won't mind your autistic side, hey maybe it's what make you charming or whatever. Because she obviously noticed you were a sperg

It's a beautiful thing when two aspies fall in love.