The king of Lakeside makes his entrance today as three time champion Martin Adams kicks off his quest to tie Raymond van Barneveld's four BDO world titles, with 2015 champion Scott Mitchell also beginning his campaign.
Wolfie's battle with prostate cancer has been noted and it may have been part of the reason he performed so poorly at 2016's Grand Slam compared to the prior year, winning none of his matches. He starts the day's action against Newcastle's Ryan Joyce, who had a solid 90 average in his 3-0 win over Sweden's Dennis Nilsson yesterday. Scotty Dog should have a very easy victory over the least-worst player from last night's torturous match involving Roger Janssen and Mark McGrath; unfortunately for Jansen, it wasn't him.
The evening's only real highlight is Tipton's most intelligent man Jamie Hughes against YORKSHIRE'S Martin Atkins, who is best known for being a mohawked 50-something embarrassment and producer of the worst apology/excuse ever when he quit a match against Rick Hofstra two years ago due to elbow trouble and then bled his heart out on stage in scenes that would give anyone second hand cringe. Expect the Black Country mob to be out in force to boo Atkins any time he gets close to a double to finish.
The women's draw today sees two time back-to-back champion and actually good player Lisa Ashton and /180/ waifu Fallon Sherrock start their tournaments against Sharon Prins and Olive Byamukama in the afternoon and evening respectively.
Coverage starts at 12:30pm on Channel 4 before switching to BT Sport 1 at 6:45pm.
All matches are best of 5 sets except women's matches (best of 3 sets). Women's matches are in greentext.
>Today's matches (12:45pm - 5:30pm) Martin Adams (5) v Ryan Joyce Tom Sawyer v Paul Hogan (P) >Lisa Ashton (2) v Sharon Prins Scott Mitchell (2) v Mark McGrath
>Tonight's matches (6:45pm - 10:45pm) Krzyztof Ratajski v Willem Mandingers (P) >Fallon Sherrock (7) v Olive Byamukama Raymond Smith v Davy Van Baelen (P) Jamie Hughes (4) v Martin Atkins
Cameron Martin
>Today's matches (12:45pm - 5:30pm) Sorry, that should say 12:30.
>Channel 4 in charge of consistent scheduling
Landon Lewis
It's wolfieeeee
Adrian Jackson
awooo
Kevin Phillips
Time for Broken Wolfie to claim back his crown.
Gavin Reyes
>What can I get you, user?
Luis Reed
Lisa Ashton is a true MILF, would bang all day and night.
Julian Lee
When does Ted Hankey play?
Carson Wilson
Have a word with yourself. She looks like some old council estate slag that gets in the news because she let some 14 year olds throw it up her because they bought her alcohol.
Anthony Walker
The only way Ted Hankey will be playing is if he kills one of the competitors and wears their skin on stage.
Josiah Sanders
So you're saying there's a good chance
Henry Cruz
Where next for Jobberback after his pathetic performance last night?
Mason Martin
It's alright, I know I have bad tastes. But I'd still fuck her.
Ayden Powell
We're on now.
James Cruz
a move to the PDC so he can play against worse opponents
Cooper Cooper
>wasting half an hour on evening session highlights
Christian Reyes
>She looks like some old council estate slag that gets in the news because she let some 14 year olds throw it up her because they bought her alcohol. Yeah but did they fugg?
Ryder Murphy
>using "family" >"Other organisations you can't mingle with them" Well that's Jeff Smith cutting all ties with the PDC.
Shame.
Josiah Baker
O'Shitback admitting his DJ Otzi walk-on is the only reason people watch him.
Brandon Miller
He should try for 10 first round losses in a row
Samuel Scott
Austria run tingz
Jaxon Moore
Some people are allergic to money it seems.
Ethan Evans
>being a PDCuck shill
Wyatt Cook
More like Smith is too shit to play in the PDC but isn't man enough to admit it.
W O L F I E T I M E
Sebastian Allen
Wolfie truly is the GOAT, lads.
Lincoln Hall
>being a baby Nicho-lover
Jose Campbell
>Agadoo remix playing in the background Fucking lol.
Colton Perry
>Wolfie's downgraded shlag
Poor bloke
William Russell
Interviewer is a top qt
Jeremiah Ramirez
>Agadoo
Is this Phoenix Nights or the undisputed World Darts Championship?
Lincoln Moore
Fitting walk on music.
Kevin Foster
How did you feel about Martin Adams's lady who was just being interviewed? I wouldn't mind some involvement with her.
Munter was as round as she was tall. A real fall from grace for old Wolfie.
Kevin Barnes
He's so happy :3
Charles Gomez
>tfw no 19 by Paul Hardcastle as walk-on music
Luke Bailey
>That JUST haircut the Announcer has
Ayden Perry
>crowd being this quiet during throws BASED Lakeside
Zachary Lewis
>that unintentional shanghai
Anthony Cooper
Why did Adams, this fucking huge idiot, divorce his waifu?
He will never ever see a pussy and can only wank to pics of his wife like the rest of us forever alones.
Sebastian Russell
Wolfie looks like he managed to eat the piggies in the straw and stick houses over Christmas.
Caleb Garcia
>Darts Vader Feel the power of the Lake Side
Austin Clark
I don't understand how wolfy can even see the board through his slitty chink eyes
Gavin Rivera
>Putin mask kek
Joseph Morgan
Joyce doing very well.
Nicholas Martinez
WOLFIE SHOOK
Adrian Sanders
>this absolute silence
Liam Smith
Crowds a bit dead lads
Think we need to call in the PDC Stormtroopers to rile them up a bit
Landon Johnson
Darts would be so much better if 8 wasn't next to 16
David Torres
Wolfie SHOOK
Joshua Flores
>Wolfie in charge of finishing
Sebastian Gray
Wolfie getting wrecked harder than Tony O'Shitback
Andrew Ortiz
>41 >60 >34
Jeremiah Moore
WUN HUNDWED UND EIGTEH
Andrew Barnes
inb4 Joyce jobs out of the tournament now so he doesn't get battered by the Market Deeping crew
Brandon Scott
JOYCE SHOOK
Andrew Ward
Because he was getting cucked so he told the slag to fuck off.
Connor Sullivan
Is this Lakeside or a leisure centre?
Jayden Peterson
>Throwing your darts at your other darts He should put a little cork bit on the back of each dart so it can hold another dart.
Josiah Diaz
>Joyce How the fuck has he missed that?
Julian Stewart
lel @ those darts at D4
LEL @ Wolfie
Jaxon Howard
Hubble bubble double twubble
Gabriel Brooks
Bee Dee Ohh
Juan Gomez
BDO should just pack it in
Jaxson Wright
It's a hotel and conference centre the arse end of Woking. I think when people hear Lakeside they assume it's the shopping centre over at Thurrock.
Aaron Ramirez
I was just saying because it's dead quiet, like it would be in the Pro Tour events.
>I think when people hear Lakeside they assume it's the shopping centre over at Thurrock. lel
Levi Diaz
DAT 118 WOOOOOOO
Joseph Adams
>PDCucks irritated by no-one singing Yaya-Kolo
Brayden Taylor
THAT BIG 118 FROM WOLFIE
William Turner
Reminds me of that World Bowls the BBC show. Used to watch that when I was a NEET.
James Hill
I'd rather not have Yaya/Kolo either.
Just some noise.
Christian Rogers
>getting cucked
lel, he can't expect being able to fuck this milf 3 times a day like she deserves when he's like 70.
This lady needs to keep her gears oiled and he can't do it even with viagra. No need for a devorce.
Luke Ortiz
Maybe everyone is so quiet because there's a conference on next door? Wouldn't want to disrupt the 2017 Dulux Emulsion Gathering of Paints or whatever.
Samuel Baker
*clap* . . . . . *clap* . . . *clap*
Noah Smith
>Just some noise.
Christopher Bailey
I once booked a weekend away at Potters when the bowls was on without knowing.
Had all the facilities to myself as all the old cunts were dribbling at the bowls. Pissed in the swimming pool and everything. Good times.
Evan Flores
Needs more Vuvuz
Juan Moore
>rawling on average damage control Neither of them are averaging 90.
Levi Morris
>Pissed in the swimming pool and everything. Good times.
Henry Rogers
>26
That'll help
Robert Wood
DAT 115
Gabriel Mitchell
DAT 115 WOOOOOOOOOO
Jason King
His old man hands can't handle the pressure anymore :(
Luis Cruz
>Wolfie choking the set away
Brandon Ortiz
FUCK OFF
Jayden Sanchez
Rawling now admitting the BDO's qualifying system is retarded.
Joseph Robinson
What's with all the qute girls in the crowd today?
Gabriel Richardson
Another reason why Lakeside > Ally Pally
Camden Roberts
>that second dart
Grayson Peterson
>british djobbing organisation
James Jenkins
The standard is fucking atrocious.
Zachary Peterson
HES JUST WARMING UP
Aaron Moore
And the sad thing is this will probably be the best match all day.
Jeremiah Smith
BTFO
Luis Bell
Adams hits a 180 and you can't stop rimming him.
Tony plz.
Adrian Johnson
>thanking the crowd every time he gets a round of applause