You become Dr.Manhattan for 24-hours

You become Dr.Manhattan for 24-hours
With all of his ablities.

What do you do?

Kill half the population on earth starting with retarded governments and religions

i guess get outsmarted because im not the most clever guy? after all its not like he is the smartest man

Make my blue dong bigger

Fill a few dozen big city bank vaults full of cow shit

helicopter penis display

Get your mom to make me a sandwich.

create a way for me to keep my powers beyond the 24 hour span obviously.

Find every Rorschach cosplayer on this planet and kill him.

Cook a pie in space

kek

Put on underwear. Eat a pizza on the couch.

Remove all pollution

Repair all infrastructure

Shift all mineral wealth in the earth's crust to the surface

Remove all space debris

Create moon base and mars base which is ready for human occupation

Create space elevator

Destroy known criminals and corrupt officials, then put honorable/competent persons in their places

Remove all mosquitoes from the planet

Ect...

23 hours and 45 minutes of this. Than destroy the world.

rip the core of the earth then.

I'd just in do everything you did with your 24 hours with mine.

No, only the earth's crust.

Not the mantle or core.

Trump blowy in a subspace capsule. I blow my load as we begin reach apex and begin to safely plummet into the Arctic ocean. We stare into each other's eyes as my mixture of semen and denture cream enjoy faux weightlessness. I think about the military parade surly waiting for us in Russia..

Giant fart cloud

Why though?

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But if it's already done by him, what will you do?

1st of all make my self super rich so when i come back im no longer a fucking loser.
after that go and witness all the weird unexplained shit in the universe.

KeK.

KeK sees all.

I think he meant undo, which is why I asked why

Permanently make myself Dr. Manhattan.

Immediately teleport anyone with more than 100 million dollars in cash/assests into the dead of space.

Destroy all cash/liquid assests on the planet.

Redestribute resources so no children starve.

destroy the earth

I don't know where I'd start exaclty, but the world's human population is about to get a whole lot smaller.

spoken like someone who doesn't have kids.

Gangrape everyone at once

>children wont starve
>there are billions of children
>suddenly everyone else is starving

level the middle east , africa and cleanse all of europe and usa of niggers and sand niggers

this

Eugenics...

Keeping only the greatest of us...

Ethically justified while simultaneously morally reprehensible.

Knew that guy would come sooner or later

>Remove all mosquitoes from the planet

I welcome you as my personal lord and savior.

I would try my best to make earth great again.

>go to Mecca
>become a giant
>create duplicate
>fuck myself in the ass
>cum on the Black Rock
>watch terrorists foam at their mouths and kill themselves from the haram I'm causing

Cause fuck him that's why. Who the he'll is he to "fix" everything?

I'd find the closest version of this motherfucker and screw with him.

>Creat a way to give me his powers permanently
>become Super King Big nuts of this dimention.

Destroy every religion.
Kill every fag.
Kill every fat person.
Kill every person who isn't white.
Wipe Germany, Sweden, and France out of existence.
Give remaining survivors fusion power.

Well that was me, why do you want everything to be broken?

I would turn earth into paradise and lead humanity towards greatness, why wallow in misery?

>take all leaders
>put them in one place
>ROYAL RUMBLE

Mostly this though. The world is my playground now. I'd just fuck with the important people.

This and even more as implied in the post

Kek'd at this
imagine the worlds reaction.
of course something like this would be filmed and seen everywhere.

yeah but what governments tho and what religons

Because it's not your place. You don't get to decide.

Checked

Honestly, I'd teleport altar boys to Catholic priests private quarters. Probably 2 priests, 1 boy.

Bring moot back

"half"

Masturbate until the salt content in the ocean kills all ocean marine life.
evolve new ectoplasmic marine life to thrive in cum oceans.

I think he meant their lower halves.

Well if it were within my ability to take such actions it would be within my power to decide which is the premise of this thread.

Mind telling me why exactly you think this would be wrong or "bad"?

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The core is made of and the mantle is filled with minerals and precious metals

make damn sure that I don't lose my powers

I'd make the ideal me, then move the brain from my current body to that body so that when I lost the powers, I'd be nearly superhuman anyway.

I'd also make a submarine race of humanoid creatures that would threaten mankind because I like fiction war movies.

I'd crash a replica of the twin towers into the Black Rock. Imagine their faces.

Create a medication/medical procedure that I can take after turning back that will make me biologically immortal. Give myself super powers with said procedure as well if that's allowed. Make myself a super exosuit. Discover if it is possible and feasible to travel at ftl speeds with warp drives and design said ships if so. If not create stations on Mars and Europa. Find the most beautiful woman in the world and fuck her. Remove Tumblr from the internet. Release a pathogen that makes a portion of people infertile unless they receive an expensive medical treatment I design. Locate as many instances of exo life in the galaxy as I can and give this information to NASA. Refuel the Sun with new hydrogen and remove an equal mass of stored helium.

Also I'd deal with pollution. Somehow forgot to mention that.

>What do you do?

Fuck Alan Moore. To death.

Surely the depths of autism can't reach much lower than this

Pray tell what would you do?

Yes, there is a large sum of metallic compounds within the mantle and core but I would only take from the solid crust and place other portions of the surface into the cavities to stabilize it.

Taking from the mantle or core would have disastrous results.

>deconstruct non essential matter atomically and reform it into food
>no one starves now

kek

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Fuck all coz I'm a lazy cunt.

children starving isn't going to be the worst of your problems now that the entire earth is in complete anarchy once all currency is destroyed

I don't fully understand his powers, but i'm assuming he's almost omnipotent?
In that case, send off every criminal, every corrupt politician, all niggers(not every black person, though, there are some nice people), all radical muslims and those who support them, all radical feminists and so on, and so on on a secluded base on Mars, where they could do whatever they want.
Give the remaining people resources(find and put asteroids full of rare materials in Earth's reachable orbit, or just on Earth) and, if my powers allow, technology for a huge boost in almost every field of science.
Money and shit to turn my life to the best after those powers end.
Also, cure Jon Risinger's sense of smell and brainwash hi to become my cute little cumbucket.

Make two copies of myself and use all of Malin Akerman's holes for 24 hours.

Fuck me, I live in Tennessee and i've never seen such a creature. I'd expect someone like that to life in California.

destroy the earth and cry for a millenium

Throw Mike Pence in the middle of a Sean Cody shoot.

I would do my best to disguise my power and only let my true power be known to those who deserve it.
I will walk amongst the most downtrodden of folk and help those truly in need.
I will feed the hungry.
I will drench the thirsty.
I will entertain the depresed.
I will slap the needy.
I will console the grieving and bless the children.
I am blue...
Aba deeba, ba die.

Take advantage of Flashpoint and take away 10 years from the timeline so every super hero is weaker preventing them from ever posing a threat to my grand master plan of destroying the entire multiverse and replace it with infinite universes all ruled by an infinite number of me.

I'd have murderous tendencies for sure, bot not before I succumb to curiosity.

>what's under the deepest sands in our desert?
>drain Loch Ness for 30 mins and look for a carcass of a sea serpent
>swim under one of Jupiter's moons
>teleport all garbage to the sun

Mostly finding some weird shit under the sea and in space

that that girl from my class and get money$ and a cool pc. and friends. and get mom a new car

and get mc donals

>go to /b
>make thread, explain that I have become Dr.Manhatten and that the first one to roll quads gets their wish fullfilled
>when someone rolls quints tell them i won't fullfill their wish cause OP is a faggot
>???
>PROFIT

Make my hangover go away

Get a boner and end life on earth

Fuck you too.

*not quints, but quads

i guess stoping time because he is literally a god and can do what he wants?

ill find out how to be Dr.Manhattan forever.
than ill be happy as fuck due my biggest dream came true and maybe then i would leave this galaxy to create life.

Break the garbage down to its base constituents instead of reducing the mass of the earth

Exploring everything sounds wonderful though.

Only those who can control their own urges should be able to wield this type of power.

What are his powers anyways never saw watchmen.

Make AMA thread on Sup Forums

>Only those who can control their own urges should be able to wield this type of power.

Bullshit!
If you could shoot planes out of the sky with your cum shot, you're telling me you wouldn't try?

Read it you fuck. The movie doesn't hold a candle to the comics. Too bad the author is a jaded narcissist.

Make another dead Dr. manhattan that doesn't expire and transfer my consciousness into it

Go to mars and create a sustainable living system and then let someone blow up a nuke acting like its me. And then go to earth and have to kill some dude just to keep peace only to find out the faggot left his journal which says "the nuke wasnt dr.manhattan." with a news paper publisher and then realize that there is only a false sense of peace and there is no way to find true peace.

A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts.

>mc donals

Ha!

Um... I could use my imagination now to 'experience' that, so I would just increase my ability to 'dream/imagine' and leave all people unharmed.

Your post made me smile though, you are a natural comedian.

Make myself a sandwich so big, I can't eat it.

Thus disproving god.

Destroy all Muslims

That wasn't even hard

You could then give yourself the ability to eat such a sandwich and repeat the process forever more.