What would you do to him? Be as detailed as possible

What would you do to him? Be as detailed as possible.

Be his friend cuz he is a proper gentleman

Tell him to move his part further down the left side of his head.

looks like an accountant

what am I s'post to do too him?
pay him for completing my tax return?

Ask him to reevaluate his 9.7 on the BK Fruit Loops Milkshake. WAY too high for an eh okay drink especially from somebody who has high standards for food review.

He has a youtube channel called TheReportOfTheWeek

Run in and take him by surprise. Overpower him and force him over a table, pulling his suit pants down and pushing his head down. Tell him the more he struggles, the rougher I'm going to be. Lube myself up with anything to hand and enter him mercilessly hard. Thrust over and over, as hard as I can while he moans and screams until I'm finally ready to fill him with my seed. Blow it all inside him and take a second to enjoy it, only pulling out once I'm going totally flaccid. Kiss him on the back of the neck, pull him off the table and onto his knees and punch him right in the mouth. Then leave, happy and satiated. Kill his pet on the way out if he has one.

Fuck him right in the pussy

Seems like a nice guy who's slightly autistic but can still keep his head high in the face of a garbage youtube comment section. I respect this mofo.

I'd hang out with him. I would discuss life. his aspirations. I would give him advice and share the wisdom of my experiences. let him know that he is still young and that he has plenty of time to find his way.

oh, well then I punch him in the face and leave

I would have sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation.

Then for the lulz I would jack of andcum on his face. Twice.

I wonder what his cum tastes like.

I would take him out for an inexpensive fast food lunch, shake his hand, and disappear forever.

Suck him off slowly while I looked at his cute little face in the throes of ecstasy and release. Mmmmm...

Buy him a nail clipper and tell him to stop wearing his dads suit

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I'd clip his nails and teach him how to stop acting effeminate.

This.

be friends and teach him the way of the gym

I would take my big black pecker out of my pants. Then I would grab that greasy brown hair on the back of his head, and stick my big black Johnson right down his god damn throat.