Weirdest Sexual Experiences Thread

Weirdest Sexual Experiences Thread.
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my oncle have sucked my dick

I came out as gay then fucked my best friend the next day

Nice trips

Where to start. Only having anal sex / oral sex with 1st girlfriend. Rubbing my dick between 1st girlfriend's pussy lips but never penetrating in.

Not knowing for at least 4 years if I was still a virgin or not after my 1st girlfriend. Not giving a fuck if I was or not for another 4 years.

Having sex with 5th girlfriend for first time [fiance now]. Thinking I was in, but was actually thrusting her amazing thunder thighs. Cuming, her busting up laughing at me that I thought I was in. Re-questioning if I lost virginity in 07, or if I actually lost it in 2014 that day.

had my shit eaten out of me for $250 while i was high out of my mind on poppers. honestly the most intense experience i've ever had and i loved it.

I found my King.

You paid him or he paid you?

i 19yo
i was in a cannibal corpse concert
as ridicoulus as i was i had some piercings on the eyebrow and some earrings
some bitch appears from knowhere and statrs to rubb my ears saying some really nasty shit
she pullme out and locked me in a mobile bathroom
biatch had a 10/10 body i was hard as fuck
as soon as i barely touche her she started to scream like a pig in a slaughter house combined with the most weird moaning i ever heard
bitch mite me so fucking hard in the lower lip, i bled then she ripped bloody earring from my ear
painful as shit but i was so turned on that i started to bite her back, hard, like she was a fucking stake
bitch scream and moan louder
i took her pants away and she was hidding a fucking knife in her undies, so she grab the knife and cuts her chest and told me " lick it faggot!!!!!"
at this point i was having the weirdest boner buy i didnt want to lick her blod so i put her in some strange doggy position and bang it like a champion, and so i was in a stinky mobile bathroom, fucking a crazy bitch covered in blood in a very unconfortable position with hlaf of my ear away and the most strange noises can a woman made, so when we finished and exit the bathroom first thing i saw was a guy jerking off outside.
guy dindt stop when we exit he only stare at us
the bitch leave like nothing was happened and never see her again.
(sorry for my bad english)

after breaking up with my girlfriend for two years. cause my of this girl in my new class ( prestudy i was 19 ). She really try to get me near her for two years. we have a wonderfull day. going for a walk. having fun. end in her room kissing stripping each other.. and start having sex. ..
than she just stops .. with all. laying like a board no voice no moving .. . i was so confused because my last girlfriend was a sex loving funny girl. i finished it.. need full two Hours befor she starts to speak again. dont want to speak about what just happend.

Andy?

It was a better experience for him, trust me

i was paid

I defiantly define myself as straight, but around the age of 18 I hadn't had a gf and no one wanted my dick. This gay kid who I use to go to high school with texted me from no where to see how I was and then joked about sucking my dick which I declined..

Anyways a few nights later I was high and horny and texted said faggot if he still wanted to suck my dick, I tried to think as hard as I could that this wasn't a dude and it worked because we agreed to meet up next day. Anyway, the next day he sucked my dick, had a hard time cumming and everytime he touched me I got bad goosebumps.

He texted me the next day and I ignored his messages. I was, and still am, mortified from the experience and looking back I don't even know what was going through my head.

what even, the hell?

kek, you kinky Sup Forums asterd XD

I fucked a girl with a penis

She disassociated. She was probably raped maybe as a child. I had an ex that it would happen to. She'd get a far away look, she'd still go but she was gone.

I just broke up with my hs gf of 5 yrs bc I just turned 21. Decided to go out with a friend, his gf (landwhale) & 2 of her landwhale friends. Got fucking trashed. Went to friends' gfs house & passed out. Woke up & 2 landwhales have my pants down trying to suck me off to get me hard enough to fuck me. They were snapping pics & I was in-&-out. Prolly woke 5 times to tell them to stop before I finally got up to walk home. Basically raped by 2 landwhales.

No such thing faggot

i once fucked one of my students with her parents in the next room, she might have been pretty young... want me to share? have pictures of her(non nude)

Post them

What, you don't think I have a penis? You think I'm a girl?

ex was squirter
tied her up, used hitachi wand on her
kept making her cum, was awesome
starts begging me to stop
nope.gif
5 mins later
she shit herself

she was my guitar student, i was 22 she was 15(legal where i live) and after maybe 5 sessions she told me she was in love with me, i couldn't help myself and played along

Good shit
Wouldve smashed too

>implying that girls can have penis
U fucking fucktard get ur sorry ass back to elementary school and repeat fucking biology class. If it have PENIS its a fucking MAN, WOMAN have VAGINA.

There was this one time where I didn't have sex for 26 years. It was pretty crazy.

after a few weeks of reconstructing the little details she gave me when we meet.
her Parents where prude assholes that never sexed educated there daugthers. So her first boyfriend just used her like a fuckdoll.
it hurts her. he just came over and tell her to do it now. called her useless if she had her period .. and so on.
and she though that it has to be like this and loving relationships are just a movie thing. cause "movies arent real" ( yay her parents told her this .. ). so she was realy afraid. getting stressed every time we where alone. or i just fucking care her a little. she cuts herself ( she does this bevor we came together/ no she wasnt a emo

so i told her i had the exact same feelings and kissed her, she was down, so i started touching her, she was game, then i groomed her into giving me a bj and swallow. i saw her a couple of times more and she didn't learn much more on the guitar. cont?

weirdest one : the non-existent.

i'm virgin

Continue the story please

I admire your patience to do it. I assume it was worth it and u are still together?

it was like a rape as i wrote here

I'm 49 and virgin, but maybe you alread read multiple anectodes from my virgin life

next time we met was in my apartment and she wanted to have sex, but was a virgin so i thought maybe i should take it slow but she was having non of that, she almost forced me to just plow her. nasty little girl. then the next session we had she insisted it would be at her house. turnsout she wanted to have sex with the risk of being cought, i don't think i have ever been that scared. she's only 1.6m were is i am almost 2 m and big of build with a full beard, so the image of us fucking would have killed her parent... great petite pussy though. cont to the anal part?

Hell yeah
Lovin the story

I don't understand the question. Go on, man

dog looked at me when i was jackin it, decided to fuck the dog as punishment for staring

go ahead

we are. 15 years now, married for 7 years two sons ( five years, six in july and four years ). loving us passionately. need years for her to learn how to say no if she dont want but since she dont want to say no often ;-) . having way more fun in bed now than in any other time. little sad is that her body, mostly her breasts, have not passed the pregnancies well.

My ex could literally only come through two things:
>Being facefucked hard during a 69 while I ate her out slowly
AND
>Being spat on.
I shit you not. Sometimes she'd just want me to pin her down, sit on her chest and spit on her face over and over while she came like a fountain, squirting everywhere with zero manual stimulation. I shit you fucking not. Weirdest shit I've ever seen. Also took no pleasure from penetrative sex and only did that for me, I did the spitting thing in return for her. Top that.

Once I got fucked by a cop in his squad car while he was in uniform

fucked a fattie with no rubber once, i didn't even ask her name.

she found me on fb months later and said she's preggers, i just blocked her.

good to hear that Sup Forumsro. You shold bring more sons to the world and rise them in such proper way.

Went out to a bar with my boss, got incredibly hammered and went home with her. Made for a real rad work environment and ended up leaving the job almost immediately after.

Wat

good on ya mate. Fuck the life-cultists. There is no excuse for the abuse of conscious experience. Sex is just an addiction you're born with.

next time was at my place again. i was starting to see that i was in over my head, something was messed up about her, really messed up... so she came by, she didn't even have her guitar and she told me that she had a surprise. she didn't think one virginity was enough, she had "another hole" as she put it. my blood ran cold as i could clearly see she was gonna keep fucking escalating this. she went into my bedroom before i could answer and told me to wait until she was ready for me to come in... she called me and was on my bed with her tiny ass in the air, nude, and said to me "use me". i couldn't help myself, so i went for it, dry. i had never tried anal before and had no idea what i was doing... she cried out and i stopped, she clearly didn't want me to stop so i just tried again, and again and again. Then when it felt like my cock was gonna bleed she said i could try licking her brown star...

saw my sister being fucked and cummed in by our dog once through the window, i was very confused but still fapped to the thought later

i tried so hard to explain myself, sorry XD

Did you user? Continue

thx .... hehe sound like a good boy scout ..
dont tell the part were i just breaking up with my girlfriend bevor her. we both lost our virginity to each other. having planned our whole life.
and than i go to the new scool meet my wife there. and breaking up with my girlfriend .. it nearly kills her .. like for real she lost the halve of her wight getting depressed . ( what she told me when we meet ... dont know if it is all real )

i did and she was loving it. it felt like forever, but still the sweetest thing i have ever tasted. sorry if that sound super pervy. then i went for it again with my cock, hard, and i came in with another scream of pain. now she was crying, like really crying not just because of the cock that just slammed into her, i had triggered something, so again i stopped. she then begged me to continue so i did, thinking about my life in the mean time. fuck. then i told her i had to cum, so she just pulled it out still crying and i saw that my dick had small shit stains on it and that anal in real life is a bit different from the porns. but she didn't care, crying she put it in her mouth and i came like never before... after that she just kept crying while begging to take her clothes back on and left without saying anything.
i have never been so weirded out, never saw her again and don't think i can ever forgive myself.... Would you guys have done the same?

Oh god, someone please screen cap this with the first reply i lol'd so hard

yep
and i speak for ALL of us

you destroyed her life - sicko.

foreskin bro. tore my frenulum which is basically a small vein. gushed blood into her pussy. still rock hard and it kept leaking blood. finally realized I had to put this pupper down or it wouldn't stop bleeding. applied pressure got it cleaned up. it healed into scar tissue.

blood all over my flooring stained the carpet. told family I had a bloody nose. gf is still cool to this day.

i am pretty sure she was damaged good before i was with her?

Good story user, really enjoyed it.
You gotta move past this bro. She wanted it clearly. But just for the sake of experience, I would've done the same. Why was she crying if it had nothing to do with anal sex?

clearly, dont get guilted by faggots just bc you finally spilled ur guts. good on ya

past trauma maybe, i don't know, regret of the moment maybe?
yes good on me i guess

probably but doesnt detract how good it was for me

Women have vaginas, a woman has a vagina
you fucking fucktard. Get your sorry ass back to elementary school and repeat fucking English class.

Incredible.

She cam so hard she shit.
I have new goals in my life.

I was waiting for the part where someone opens the door, get on the floor, and everybody walks the dinosaur

Got a handjob/blowjob from my gf back in highschool while seeing a movie. Her mom was sitting directly in front of us.
The movie? 30 Days of Night

i thought it through, i think what happened was awesome, just from the memory i get super fucking hard

was just writing it

im jealous tbh. i have no other sexual experiences other than with my gf of 5 years who i am about to marry
so i lurk these threads

Why watches at 0 $?

...

just shows that all girls, even petite cutesy innocent girls, are sluts and will cheat on you the moment you leave the house

no point to this world

I was in a relationship whit my stepsister for 2 years

>itt illiterate samefagging

I bought one (Jet black). They are okay but not Not very qualitive. They make money Out of shipment (the shipment Costs maybe the half). Quality: the Minute Cursor Springsteen Back everytime the second Cursor moves. They are pretty light. They are worth their money for 13$ but you dont have to expect something with high value

That's a touching story, but uncle Pete should've went to jail.

nice try same fagging but nobody is putting their credit card info into that fake as fuck site.

but isn't that just torture? lurking seeing what you will never have?

had some fun with ex:
at her cousin's wedding... get super drunk. later in the hotel room i take her anal virginity (she was 26 at the time, i never thought i'd get to go in. kept drinking. ended up with poop on my dick. later we pissed all over each other and the hotel room. neither of us came which we fixed with the shittiest hangover sex the next morning

same girl: in a cabin in woods. she wakes me up in the middle of the night. handcuffs me, fingers me and sucks me until i cum. definitely into it.

again: I came over and she's drunk. starts rubbing all over me, I'm not that into it and I'm sick of dealing with her drunk ass. she mistakes my boner for consent and just takes off my pants and starts sucking me. leads me to the bedroom, mounts me cowgirl and tries to fuck her super tight dry asshole with my not that small dick. shit hurt

miss that kinky sexy mind and body, not the asshole personality

she was a sex freak, would want me to fuck her for hours straight but it was hard at the time i was also kind of young but not younger.

are you from Spain by any chance?

Probably a fantasy of hers to get fucked anally. It was a big deal and she took a while processing it.

Don't worry, you didn't do anything bad.

nay. my wife is pretty open to me experimenting at some point in our relationship She let me make out with her best friend when we were rooming with her. I have the patients of a saint from other things in life, and life itself is a waiting game soooo more waiting =].
i do however have very strong sexual desires ranging from ones that are aggressive/rapey, desire to groom someone from early teens, and im bisexual.
i will admit though, that understanding my prison and its extent has offered me nothing but time to think. 'plan a sexual bank robbery' so to speak

be more specific

I guess my whole life is abnormal

From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.

no, she isn't native if you are going by her looks
i could see that being the case, who the fuck knows what goes through a 15 year old girls mind.

That story was fucking nuts

i consider myself straight but i lost my virginity to the school goth faggot because i was drunk and horny as fuck at a party.

Still haunts me today, i havent told my wife about this thing nor noone else. my sex life is a lie

does it eat you up inside to have such a secret hidden from your best friend?

Nothing wrong with that. How was it a worst experience?

I lost my male virginity to a guy in the toilets at high school. He used liquid soap on his (pretty huge) dick, then tried to force it into my arse. Hurt like fuck.

Lost my female virginity to a girl called Hairy Claire. When I was 19.

So now I've got a fetish for hairy women and painal.

not everyday, but yes, probably im bisexual. but i cant accept it. alcohol helps repress the feelings also failed life in general

Dude, stop being angsty about being bi. No one who matters gives a shit. You rubbed your happy bits with another dude, you had fun, no one got hurt, it's all good.

>be 13
>humping my friend's thigh gap while his while his dick poked my belly button
>told him it felt like pussy and it would make me cum and he giggled and said do it
>also the time he came in my mouth

those were weird for me because I'm straight

A frenulum is not a vein you virgin faggot.

Im so fucking ashamed, and yes its true, i shouldnt be angsty nor hate myself for what i did.

its all in the head.

>be 12 year old me with awesome long hair
>look 16 years old with awesome long hair
>go to mexico with the fam
>from cali, cant drink there
>look 16 to bartenders in mexico, fuck it
>first time drunk didnt know what was going on
>met some girl at resort bar thats 16
>is she actually 16 or 12?
>be 12 and dont get laid
>next day see her again
>still dont get laid, but more booze
>third night we in hot tub
>bartender gets in hot tub
>lowkey mad bartender hitting on girl
>girl takes off shirt
>kisses me
>kisses bartender
>demands we have sex
>whoever doesnt finish gets to have sex with her
>declines to do it
>watches them have sex
>now i have to lose my virginity here
>or at least in this place
>holy shit shes actually like 25
>and her fiance shows up
>bartender doesnt stop

>go back to mexico at 16 to finish the job
>lost virginity in that hot tub
>contracts STD from foreign country
>fml

one time I put my penis in a ladies vagina

>its all in the head.
Also in your butt

kek, never had any cock in my ass

Jerked off in front of my male cousin.