Driving past ex gf's house

>driving past ex gf's house
>see her through the window having sex with someone
>'It ain't me' starts playing

i do this

>gf

>open iTunes, play "it ain't me"
>"it ain't me" starts playing

>gfs husband comes home
>it wasn't me starts playing

>watching a porn with other people having sex
>"It ain't me" starts playing

>walk in on gf cheating with another man
>he asserts dominance and starts fucking me as well
>ask him politely to stop
>he tells me he can do whatever he wants because he's a senator's son

Lost it

>see people having fun and being comfortable with themselves
>see couples on the streets
>see someone talking perfectly with no stuttering or second guessing
>see people not posting on an anonymous anime based forum
>Vietnam - It Ain't Me starts playing

;_;

>have sex with newly aquired gf by the window
>some loser frogposter drives by
>muffled 'it ain't me' can be heard from the car

>hit a deer doing 60
>spirit in the sky starts playing

...

kek

To this day I have no idea what he was saying in that song.

>watching a Coppola 'Nam joint
>"This is the end" By "The Doors" starts playing

>hit a corner doing 60
>night of fire starts playing

Mods clean this shit up!

>at CCR concert
>Fogerty yells, "This one is called Fortunate Son!"
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>Ask wife why our son is black
>ask if i am the real father
>It ain't me starts playing

Why are his lips green

user these are Eliot Roger level issues. You sound like a future serial killer too

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